Sunday, December 30, 2012

"HO HO HO..NO NO NO..: QUE PASA..DONDE ESTA?..DON'T "HABLA ESPANOL?. NO PROBLEMA". US SQUIRRELS " PICK UP " THINGS" FROM RADIO, T.V., BFF'S, & OTHERS. SURE, WE DON'T LIVE TOGETHER LONG ENOUGH..A MERE FEW WEEKS..TO ATTEND OR CONDUCT "SCHOOL LESSONS" FROM MA. TAKES GREAT EFFORT/LUCK JUST TO REMAIN SECURE IN "THE NEST"..SHUDDERING, RELIVING MY " FALL FROM MY HOME , A MERE 5 DAYS OLD, BLIND, FUR LESS, TOTALLY HELPLESS, ABOUT TO BE DEVOURED BY ANTS. NATURE & LADY LUCK CAME TOGETHER, ENABLING A "KIND HUMAN" TO RESCUE ME. SO BEGAN MY LONG JOURNEY TO THE PRESENT, PERCHED ATOP MY "PARROT CAGE", ABLE TO ENJOY FOOD, SHELTER, COMFORT, BFF'S, ALL IN SECURITY & RELATIVE SAFETY{ REMEMBER "THE HOUND DOG..ZOEY..& LADY SOPHIA, THE FELINE..ALL CERTIFIED, EXPERT HUNTERS.. THE NEW YEAR WILL ARRIVE TOMORROW EVE, AGAIN. SO , WHAT HAS " HUMANITY" DONE , BESIDES SATIATE THEIR APPETITES FOR MATERIAL THINGS, FOOD AND DRINK"? WORLD HUNGER AND WORLD PEACE NO NEARER TO BE SOLVED. WHETHER "CHRIS KRINGLE REALLY IS "SANTA CLAUSE", HAS NO " MEANING or MERIT, WHEN COMPARED TO THE "URGENCY" OF HELPING THE POOR, STARVING, OPPRESSED MAJORITY OF THE WORLD'S POPULATION, NOT TO MENTION THE " FISCAL PROBLEMS" STILL DRAGGING ON, WITH AN EVER GROWING " WALL" BETWEEN THE "RULING MINORITY CLASS, HOVERING OVER THE MAJORITY,{MOST OF WHOM ARE STILL TRYING TO HOLD THEIR HEADS UP ECONOMICALLY}, YES, ALL SUFFERING CITIZENS". WHILE US SQUIRRELS STILL " GATHER AND STORE OUR WINTER CACHE OF NUTS, FOR NEXT SEASON< THIS IS NOT AN OPTION FOR "THE MAJORITY" OF CITIZENS. WILL PEOPLE EVER " WAKE UP TO SMELL THE COFFEE", NOT THE ESPRESSO, AND OPEN THEIR EYES,IN SIMILAR FASHION AS WE " WILD CREATURES" DO EVERY DAY, TO ENABLE OUR SURVIVAL FOR THAT DAY/NITE. DON'T ASK ME FOR AN ANSWER..WHY DON'T YOU{COLLECTIVE OR SINGULAR}. RESEARCH HISTORY,AND EXAMINE YOUR " CONSCIOUS, TO TRY T FAVORABLY SOLVE THE TOTAL DILEMMA. STAYING OUT LATE, DRINKING TO EXCESS, GIFT GIVING,WATCHING THE "BALL DROP", & TRADITIONAL FOOTBALL GAMES,ALL FUN AND/OR COMFORTING}..DO "NOTHING CONSTRUCTIVE" TO FIND A "GLOBAL SOLUTION"..JUST PERPETUATE THE CONTINUING JOY RIDE OF GREED, AVARICE, INDIFFERENCE AND WIDESPREAD SUFFERING. HAPPY "NEW YEAR"{ POSSIBLY SOLY AN EXTENSION OF THE THE PREVIOUS YEARS ACTIVITIES, WITH NOTHING "NEW WORTH WHILE " BEING DONE. SOUND LIKE "POLITICS" AT IT'S BEST/WORST?. HMMMM...HO. HO. HO. SEE YOU NEXT XMAS EVE, CHRIS..MAYBE????

Saturday, November 24, 2012

"BLACK & PURPLE/ STILL BLUE ALL OVER": HUMANOIDS "OUTDID" THEMSELVES ONCE AGIAN. SURELY, " EARTH" MUST EXIST IN THE "4TH DIMENSION", WHERE "GREED, AVARICE, PURSUIT OF MATERIAL HAPPINESS, RACE TO OUTDUE THE NEXT STORE NEIGHBOR( BIGGER CAR, HOUSE, XMAS LIGHTS&TREE{{U GET THE PIC }, CONSUMES THEM. "BLACK FRI HAS DIED, GIVEN WAY TO "BLACK THURS. OR "CREEPING BLACK {{BACK TO BLACK, SHADES OF MS. AMY WINEHOUSE"...}} FRI...ONLY HUMANOIDSD " COIN" ASSININE CACTH PHRASES TO " JUSTIFY & IMMORIORILIZE" THEIR GREED..SO, WHILE " GOOD OLD BOY & GIRL SQUIRRELS " WHERE STUFFING "HOLES" WITH " ACQUIRED NUTS", THE HUMANOID " NUTS" WHERE CREATING MAYHEM, & LONG LINES, SPENDING AS YET UNEARNED& UNPAID FOR DOUGH( GOO OLE AMERICAN CREDIT CARDS, NATCH), JUSTIFYING THE ROUND OF ANNUAL " HOILIDFAY SALES/PURCHASES..IN THE NAME OF TURKEY DAY & TO START OFF THE XMAS QUEST..TO GET " BARGAINS" B4 SANTA'S DAY COMES...( FORGET THE OLDEST TRADION AMERICANS CAME UP WITH ABOUT " STOCKING STUFFING", & HEY, LET'S NOT FOPRGET " POOR TINY TIM & HIS SAD PLIGHT", ALBEIT, WE "LEARNED" A VALUABLE LESSON( NOT A TV MORNING TALK SHOW PHRASE" TAKE AWAY..YES, PLZ PUT IN XTRA KETCHUP, MUSTARD& NAPKINS>>>>>CAN U STIIL STAND MAT LAUER, AFTER HE "GOT U KNOW WHO FIRED????****CONFUCUIUS W, IF AROUND TODAY, WOULD HAVE " THROWN UP (VISCERALLY TOO} HIS HANDS IN DISGUST, AT " HUMANOIDS' NON-RELIGIOUS SLANT ON MATERIALISM TO CELEBRATE THE BIG HOLIDAYS.. EVEN " SCROOGE ( WHO WAS GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO REFORM/REPENT, & GIVE TINY TIM'S FAMILY A TURKEY W/ ALL THE TRIMMINS}}. LOOKS LIKE A " MODERN DAY SAINT", A VENERABLE MALE "MOTHER THERESA", WHEN HELD UP FOR COMPARISON TO CURRENT DSAT RETAILERS,PARENTS, NOT TO MENTION THE MAJORITY OF POLITICIANS( BOTH PARTIES)..TO BE CONTINUED..GOT TO GO TO SAMS????

Thursday, November 22, 2012

" THIS IS THE END": WOW: SINGER BOWL, HOLLYWOOD, L.A. 1970 +/-..." THE DOORS LIVE..JIM MORRISON AT HIS PINNACLE..RAY MANZAREK HAULING..ROBBY KREIGER WAILIN..JOHN DENSMORE 'S MAGIG STICKS MESMERIZING..PICK A TUNE: MY FAV.." WHEN THE MUSIC'S OVER/THIS IS THE END"..INSIDE OUT/UPSIDE DOWN, LEFT TO RT, RT TO LEFT, THEIR STILL THE BEST OVERALL "BAQND" AT " CREATIVE, DYNAMIC, PURE MUSICAL ART & RAW EMOTIVE POWER..AKA "JIM MORRISON'S WORDS , ACTIONS & PERSONAE. TOO BAD HE OUTLIVED HIS LONGEVITY, EXCEEDED HIS PHYSICAL/MENTAL LIMOITS, WHILE CREATING " PURE " ART"..SO...LA DE DA.. WHY SHOULD U CARE..EVEN A " SQUIRREL" KNOWS ITS LIMITS...WE DON'T TAKE ON BEARS, COYOTES, BADGERS, COUGARS, PIT BULLS, ETC. WE " IMPROVISE" TO SURVIVE TILL THE MORROW..MORROSON'S LAMENT , HIS ODE TO FINAL DESTRUCTION: " THIS IS THE END" & " WHEN THE MUSIC'S OVER", HAVE ELEMENTS OF FINAL DESTRUCTION & "STRATEGIES TO APPROACH IT..ALSO ARE POSSIBLE "PATHS" TO ESCAPE, MAYBE TO ANOTHER DIMENSION, OR UNIVERSE..YET, DEALING WITH THE HEAR & NOW..WITH DESTRUCTION OF " MOTHER EARTH"..OF COPING W/ FREUDIAN " OEDIPUS COMPLEX'S INSANE CAL TO MATRICIDE/PATRICIDE/INCEST..EVEN JIM CALLS FOR " SAVE US, JESUS", WHETHER HE IS A CHRISTIAN, OR AN AETHIAST..NO MATTER..HE STIIL SEEKS POSSIBLE REDEMPTION, EVEN THOUGH GIVING UP HIS " PAPERS TO THE HOUSE OF DETENTION, CANCELLING HIS INVITYATION TO THE FINAL RESURECTION"....HE CRIED" PERSIAN KNIGHT, SEE THE LIGHT, SAVE US, JESUS, SAVE US"..YET HIS SONG " EXPLODES " INTO A CLIMATIC CHAOTIC, WELL ORGANIZED MUSICAL EXPLOSION OF PASSION, FOLLOWED BY A QUIET IMPLORED THEME, ACQUISING TO " FINALITY" WHEN THE MUSIC'S OVER, TURN OUT THE LIGHT, DANCE ON FIRE TILL THE END"..OR THIS IOS THE END, BEATUFIFULL FRIEND, I'L NEVER SEE U AGAIN, NO SAFETYOR SURPRISE, I'LL NEVER LOOK INTO UR EYES AGAINN, MY FRIEND, THE END"..HE OBVISIOUSLY DIDN'T " STORE UP HIS SUPPLY OF NUTS: RE: HIS JACK DANIELS, ETC..OR RELY ON HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS..THE ,MEMBERS OF THE DOORS BAND, OR EVEN PAMELA, HIS WIFE, WHO ENDED HER LIFE A YR AFTER HIS WAS OVER..I GUESS LIFE W/OUT HIM WAS TOO MUCH FOR HER TO HANDLE & SHE WANTED TO "JOIN HIM"????? THE POINT" HE WAS INDEED A " PROPHET,VERY FLAWED INDEED"..YET HE TOUCHED SOULS/HEARTS, PULLING IN COUNTLESS FANS,OPENING EYES OF " PEOPLE (WHO ARE STRANGE)..THAT WAS HIS CALLING..WHETHER OR NOT HE BECAME OR EMULATED A " SHAMAN", IS NOT IMPORTANT TODAY, OR BACK THEN..IF HE/THE DOORS MOVED U, GOT U THINKING, FEELING, SHARING, POSSIBLY INNVOLVED, WANTING TO STAVE OFF THE UDENIABLE ENEVITABLE DESTRUCTION OF " MOTHER EARTH", THEN HE SHOULD GO DOWN IN HISTORY, PERHAPS IN A LATER CENTURY, IF MANKIND IS STILL HERE, AS AN ICON, A PROPHET, AN ARTIST OF MERIT, IN THE SAME HOUSE AS A "BETTHOVEN, BRAHMS, KENNEDY, GHANDI, & COUNTLESS OTHERS. HE WAS NOT A " GOD", NOT EVEN A " GREEK HEROE, LIKE ODESSIUS( ILLIAD & ODESSEY)..JUST A MERE MORTAL ON A JOURNEY W/ DESTINY..GIVE " THANKS " TO HIS MEMORY, HIS ACCOMPLISHMENTS, HIS & THE DOORS WORKS OF ART...DON'T FORGET HIS LEGACY..TRY TO GO FORWARD..ADIOS..
"HAPPY TURKEY DAY" : IMAGINE(CIRCA JOHN LENNON/YOKO ONO), IF I MAY "STRECTH" YOUR MIND", A PLANET OF THE TURKEYS, WHERE "HUMANOIDS" WERE BUTCHERED, & ROASTED/BAKED FOR /GIVING DAY DINNER..WHAT AN ERIE THOUGHT..ALMOST AS SCARY AS A " SQUIRREL PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.. CAUGHT YOUR ATTENTION, EVEN BRIEFLY?? THE POINT....HOW " CRUEL" TO SLAUGHTER A " DEFENSELESS " BIRD".. A BIRD EONS AGO THAT ROAMED FREE. THEN WAS DOMESTICATED, FED, & KILLED , ALL IN THE NAME OF " CELEBRATING" A " TRADIOTION". A TRADITION ..A PARTIAL MYTH, PARTIAL HISTORICAL EVENT.. TRUTH BE KNOWN..ALL " MODERN TRADITIONS" ARE " COMMERCIALLY BASED " HOLIDAYS, BASED ON " INCEASING PROFITS OT THE FEW..THE MERCHANTS, STOCKHOLDERS, FONANCIAL WIZARDS OF WALL ST., ETC..THE " LAY PERSON, FOLLOWING LIKE INNOCENT SHIP LED TO THE SLAUGHTER", GO ALONG, SPEND THEIR HARD EARNED, OR WORSE, HOCK THEIR " FUTURE EARNINGDS ON " PLASTIC DEVICES", CREATED BY GREEDY BANKERS, FOR AN INTANGIBLE REWARD..TO HONOR A " TRADIOTION". NEXT DOWN THE ROAD..THE INFAMOUS XMAS..A HOLODAY BASED ON A FALSE PREMISE..JESUS WAS BORN IN THE SPRING( CHECK "GOOGLE"), & "MERCHANTS" MOVERD HIS SUPPOSED B/DATE ON DEC, 25TH, SO THEY COULD "INCREASE" THEOR PROFIT MARGIN LINES>>ANY ONE REMBER" SCROOGE" & " TINY TIM"..IF NOT, JUST " GOOGLE IT).." BLACK FRIDAY, ANOTHER PROFIT BASED, MERCHANT CREATED HOLDAY TRADITION, SOLEY SERVES THE ECONOMIC INTERESTS OF THE " GREEDY, SOULESS, FINACIAL RETAIL/BANKER COMMUNITY..IN OTHER WORDS, THE " MINORITY" CONTINUES TO MANIPULATE THE " MAJORITY. WHTHER IN THE ANTIQUATED " US ELECTTORAL COLLEGE SYATEM, DEBIT CARDS, ENABLING " IDENTITY THEFT", THRU THE +_ CREATION OF THE INTERNTET, ONLINE BANKING, THE ATM CARD, ETC, NOT TO MENTION A " CENTRAL COMPTER SYSTEM ALREADY UP & RUNNING TO COLLECT, STORE & INSTANTLY SHARE & REVEAL ANYONES MEDICAL HISTORY..WHATEVER HAPPEND TO " HEPA"...HOW MANY INCIDENTS OF " MISPLACED MILLIONS OR HACKED, STOLEN MILLIONS OF "CITIEZENS SOCIALS, BANKING INFO, CARD NUMBERS, INSTALLED NUMBER " SWIPERS AT ATMS, EVEN IN BANK LOCATIONS, DO U CONTINUE TO HEAR ABOUT..WHY DOES IT TAKE " MONTS, AAGGRAVITION & DEARLY EARNED "MONEY" TO ATTEMPT TO "TAKE BACK ONES STOLEN IDENTITY, OR EVEN A US GOVT IRS REFUND..STILL CAN'T WRAP MY PAWS AROUND THIS ONE. IMAGINE, THE " IRS" GIVEING "VICTIMS" THE RUN A ROUND, OR REFUSING TO ASSIST, OR JUST NOT HAVING THE " LEAGAL ABILITY AND/OR KNOW HOW TO RETREIVE THE "STOLEN, HACKED IRS REFUNDS, OR EVEN SOCIAL SECURITY NOT PLUGGING THE LOOPHOLES THAT ENABLE " STOLEN SSI CHECKS/CARDS, TO BE " STOLEN"..WHAT A DEAL FRO THE " AVERAGE CITIZEN"..ENOUGH..EVEN A SQUIRREL KNOWS BETTER AFTER " BURYING THERE PRE-WINTER NUTS TO KEEP "SECRET" THEIR " LOCATION", SO THE NUTS WILL STILL BE THER IN THE SPRIONG, ALLOWING FOE CROW PILLIFRAGE, TOO...POOINT" HUMANOIDS HAVE THE ABILITY TO BE " DECENT, CARING, & HONARABLE, UNTIL " GREED, AVARICE SET IN"..THIS SEPARATES THE " MEN FROM THE BOYS", "THE BOYS FROM THEIR TOYS", THE RULING, CONTROLING, FILTHY RICH, GREEDY, SOULESS MINORITY THIS COUNTRY HAS ALLOWED TO BE CREATED & ALLOWED TO " CONTROL " US & OUR WAY OF LIFE..POLITICIANS, LOBBYISTS, WALL ST, RETAIL MERCHANTS, INSURANCE COMP'S..ETC..ALL " CONTROLLING, SUCKING OUR MONETARY LIFE BLOOD..& WE, THE "PEOPLE", ALLOW THIS, ENABLE THIS, EVEN "WILLINGLY PARTICIPATE..HOPING TO SAVE A BUCK, PERHAPS "INVEST" & GET " LUCKY & RICH". EVEN "JESUS, MOSE, ALL THE PROPHETS, YOGIS, ETC, DON'T "PREACH " AVARICE, & GREED"..THEY EXTOLL " LOVE, PEACE, BROTHER & SISTERHOOD, & " GOODWILL TO ALL WALKS OF LIFE".."CRITTERS DON'T DIFFERENTIATE..THEY EXIST FROM DAY TO DAY..DEFEND TERROTORY, OBTAIN, SOMETIMES STORE FOOD..THEY DON'T USUALLY HAVE THE ABILITY TO COMMIT " GENOCIDE"( MALE LIONS COME TO MIND AS 1 XCEPTION)..MORAL: DO U GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR"??HMM. CHEW ON THAT THOUGHT WHILE MUNCHING ON THAT POOR, INNINCENT REMANT OF A ONCE FREE, PROUD BIRD, WHOSE HESART WAS CRUELLY STILLED, WHOSE MURDER WAS CARRIED OUT IN THE NAME OF " TRADITION"..ENOUGH..GOT TO STORE MORE "NUTS" & RE-DECORATE THE " NEST"..TOODLES..ADIOS..

Monday, November 5, 2012

"SURVIVAL OF THE UNFIT": PEANUTS SAYS " ITS TOUGH SEEING MY "BFF" LYING ON THE FLOOR , FOR PERIODS OF TIME, THANKFULLY SLEEPING, INSTEAD OF REELING IN PAIN> YES, I KNOW, TOO MANY " MILLIONS" OF " SUFFERS, MANY, LIKE HIS TRANSPLANT RECEPIENT BROTHER,W/ MUCH MORE SERIOS MALADIES & GREATER PAIN"EXIST IN A KIND OF LIVING HELL. MY HEART GOES OUT TO BOTH MY "FELLOW " ROADKILLED, PREDATOR KILLED FOREST CRITTERS" AS WELL AS THESE " UNDERSERVING, DECENT HUMANOIDS AFFLICTED W/ NO APPARENT REASON". THESE ARE THE TRUE " UNSUNG HEROES" OF THIS WORLD..BEHIND CLOSED DOORS, OFF OR ON MED'S THAT ULTIMATELY BECOME INEFFECTIVE & ADDICTIVE. AFFLICTED TOO MANY TIME W/ " UNCARING, POORLY TRAINED, INDIFFERENT STAFF, IN AN ALMIGHTY RUSH. SKEPTICAL SO CALLED " PROFESSIONAL DOCTORS". RARELY, THESE SUFFERING SOULS STUMBLE ONTO A " WONDEROUS PHYSICIAN & STAFF, TO TRY TO GUIDE THEM THRU THERE PATH TO ULTIMATE DEMISE, W/AS MUCH RELEIF AS POSSIBLE, GIVEN " MODERN MEDICINES " DRIVE FOR " GREED, MONEEY, CORRUPTION,LOBBYISTS, BLOATED CHARGES( HOSPITAL & PRIVATE PRACTICE & PHARMAACY INCLUDED). A " REAL COMPASSIONATE GOD WOULD, IN MY OPINION, HELP THESE SOULS& ALSO HELP THOSE HAPELESS " FOREST CRITTERS, AT THE MERCEY OF CRUEL, ADVANCED HUMANOID CIVILIZATION, LOSS OF HABITAT& PREDATION( I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THE TIME WORN POSTULATE: "THIS IS ONLY MOTHER NATURE; SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST"} B.S.. ALL ANIMAL SHOULD IN FACT, & CAN WELL SURVIVE, AS " VEGETARIANS" & SO CAN "HUMANOIDS. PERHAPS, SOMEWHERE OUT IN A DISTANT GALAXY, THERE EXISTS SUCH A " UTOPIA". DOES IT TAKE A "HOLLYWOOD FICTIONALLY CREATED "STAR TREK SPOCK, BONES, SCOTTY & CAPT KIRK" TO DISCOVER THIS PLACE..THAT'S A " RIDDLE THE GREATS " NITZSGE, HOMER, SOCRATES, EINSTEIN, COPERNICUS, CHARLES & BOYLE( FROM PHYSICS), & MANY OTHERS HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO RESOLVE. THEREFORE, BACK TO MY POINT: ALL YOU " SUFFERING SOULS, TRY TO "ESCAPE" YOUR WORST EPISODES OF PAIN BY USING SOME ALTERNATE METHODS": EASTERN MEDITATION, YOGA BREATHING, LOUD OR SOFT FAVORITE MUSIC( LED ZEP, SADE, TAYLOR DANE, JETHRO TULL, DONNA SUMMER& & OF COURSE MS. AMY WINEHOUSE, ARE MY "BFF'S FAV'S). HE FINDS BLASTING STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN, OR " IS IT A CRIME" VERY EFFECTIVE AT TIMES TO BLOCK HIS MIND MIND FROM REAL BAD PAIN EPISODES)...HEY, WHATEVER FLOATS YOYR BOAT, HAS BEEN AN OLD ADAGE. REMEMBER, MUSIC, BREATHING, STRECTCHING,WALKING, CRAWLING, ETC, ARE NON-ADDICTIVE, HAVE NO CO-PAY, DON'T INNVOLVE THE MEDICAL COMMUNITY, & W/EARPHONES (FOR OFF OR LATE HRS), ARE AVAILABLE W/ MINIMUM INVESTMENT & SMALL DEGREE OF EFFORT>>NOW, I UNDERSTAND EVERYONE IS AN INDIVDUAL, UNIQUE CASE. HOWEVER, AN OLD, VENERABLE CHINESE MD, & ACUPUNTURE PRACTIONER IN USA, WOULD ENCOURAGE MY BFF TO EXPLORE THESE "ALTERNATE METHODS", IF ONLY TO GET TEMPORARY RELIEF. HIS ACCUPUNTURE WORE OFF TOO QUICKLY,ALAS, AS IT ACTUALLY "WORKED" ON MY BFF TEMPORARILY. " DIFFERENT STROKES FOR DIFFERENT FOLKS", SONG BY SLY"SYLVESTORE STONE" & THE FAMILY STONE. HE REALLY WAS ON TO SOMETHING. TOO BAD HE " CRASHED & BURNED" LATER ON IN LIFE.THAT'S " HUMANOIDS"; SEEMINGLY CURSED OR DESTINED TO THIS FATE, TILL" KIRK & SPOCK TYPES" FIND OTHERWISE. ADIOS.ZZZZZZ.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

" HA.HA.HA.LOL" CAT FOOD..MY "BFF" JUST ATE A SPOONFULL OF " FANCY FEAST FELINE FOOD: EVEN W/ KETCHUP( HEINZ, NATCH)..HE GAGGED, & SPIT IT OUT. MAN. WISH THE CAMCORDER WAS UP & RUNNING..NOW , BESIDES " HILLSBOROUGH CNTY POLICE BRUTALITY( GOT ONE OF THOSE STORE SAFELY AWAY, TOO,THIS IS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEAALLLLLLLY HILARIOUS..GRAB UR BELLY, DROP TO THE FLOOR, UNABLE TO BREATHE, WORSE THEN LETTIN LOOSE A "FART" IN A CROWDED AIRPLANE" TYPE OF " HUMOR"....TO BE CONTINUED'??????????????HEY..I NENVER KNOW WHAT HE MAY " STUMBLE INTO NEXT"!!!!!! SO, KEEP TUNED, SAME CHANNEL, UR GUESS AS GOOD AS MINE AS TO "TIME, OR SAUBJECT MATERIAL"..KEEP A LOOK OUT ON YOU TUBE...SOON THAT "HISSS VIDWO OF " CHARMING COP" WILL SURFACE, BACKED BY 3 OTHER " USELESS COLLEAGES...YEH, SHERIFF GEE, BESIDES " UR LOCALS "COVERING UP A FAKED "911 POLICWE RESPNSE OVER A YR AGO, THT " NEVER HAPPENED, BESIDES MY "BFF" ALMOST GEWTTING KNEECAPPED ON BOTH KNEES, BY A CRAZED "SCHOOL DROP OFF PARENT,BESIDES AN ACTUAL APPLE PIC OF THE LICENSE PLAT, & REAR OF CAR, & A SECOND LATEWR PHOTO, BESIDES AN OFFICER " VISITING "4 WEEKS" AFTER THE REPEATED +911 CALLS", I HEAR THE EMPLOYS FROM BOTTOM UP STIIL ARE GAINFULLY EMPLOYED, "PROTECTED US CITIZENS"..NOW, THAT'S A SCARY THOUGHT..EVEN THE SHERIFF WHO ACTUALLY CLAIMED " TO HAVE RESPONDED DAY OF CALL, THE " BEST IS YT TO COME..LEGALLY OF COURSE..HELPS TO HAVE " LEGAL CONTACTS, W/ FEDERAL , YES ,FEDERAL CONTACTS.. SO WHAT IF UR INTERNAL AFFAIRS, WHO HUNG UP 2X, UR FDLE,THE FDLE RESPONSE PERSON( OR SOME OTHER BS TITLE) WHOSE REP STATED " WE WILL NOT INVESTIGATE THE HILLS CNTY SHERIFF DEPTY, & ZERO, YES , ZERO RESPONSE FROM THE HEAD SHERIFF'S OFFICE & PEOPLE( MY BFF TRIED MORE THEN 1X, EVEN SAVE "PICS"..SO, WHAT GOES AROUND MAY INDEED COME AROUND..DIST 3, U MAY WANT TO UPDATE UR "RESUMES", MAYBE EVEN PRACTICING " THE JAIL POSITION". I HEARF DIRTY COPS R APPRECKIATED IN CERTAIN CIRCLES..PS.. THIS IS "3RD PARTGY" INFO, ENTIRELY RELATED , & YES" IT ACTUALLY CAN HAPPEN TO YOU, CAUSE IT HAPPENED TO MY "BFF". BETWEEN ILLNESS/SURGERY, ONE HE GETS HIS S...T TOGETHER, HE WILL PROCEED W/ LAST "BASTION OF HOPE': THE ACLU..LOCAL LAWYERS EITHER WON'T TOUCH THIS, OR WANT " BLOOD MONEY JUST FOR A CONSULTATION, EVEN THOUGH THEY WILL WIND UP REFUSING TH ASSIST..TPICAL ATTY RESP;ONE.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

" COUSIN SAM, THE PERSIAN, SAYS " THE END OF THE " INTERNET ELECTRONIC ERA OF CRIME AS WEV'E COME TO KNOW IT, OR JUST THE BEGINNING'??????TO QUOTE FROM THE "DOORS" " THIS IS THE END...MY B..F..OF EVERYTHING THAT ONTERNET SCAM CALLED FACEBOOK..REMEMBER..U GET WHAT U DESERVE( EVENTUALLy & " NOTHING IS TRUELY FREE"...... U FACEBOOKERS, U R AN " INFERIOR BUNCH OF MORONS. AS IN " TIME MACHINE", U ARE THE "ELOCKS", WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE IS TO "FEED" THE MORLOCKS( IN THIS CAS E THE MARKIES OF THIS FACEBOOK & INTERNET WORLD..SAY, HELLO TO ALL U "HACKED OUT AMAZON CUSTOMERS..HAPPY TRAILS.." ROY RODGERS FAV SAYING"...GIVE UR " CARD INFO " TO ANY " ELECTRONIC PORTAL", HANDHELD OR OTHERWISE, & U TOO WILL EVENTUALLY BE "HACKED"..ROTS OF LUCK TRYING TO FIX IT..FICO, THE US GOV'T & ALL DEPTS OF LAW ENFORCEMENT ARE "USELESS..JUST TUNE INTO SELFMADE BILLIONAIRE ON CNN " CLARK HOWARD" SOMETIME. HE OCCAISIONALLY SPEAKS TO THIS & RELATED SUBJECTS..NOW IT SEEMS THOSE " VAUNTED " CREDIT CARDS" ARE JUST AS PERILOUS AS ""DEBIT CARDS", REMEMBER, " BANKS CREATED, & SOLD THE CONCEPT OF " EASYACCESS TO $$ TO YOU, THE GULLABLE CONSUMERS. U EAGERLY SNAPPED UP THIS " TECH FORM", NEVER LOOKING INTO THE CRYSTAL BALL JUST OUT OF REACH... AHEAD, U WOULD HAVE SEEN THEFT, HACKING, FRAUD & ID THEFT..ALL BROUGHT TO U BY UR " FRIENDLY BANKS, FICO & ALL GREEDY FORMS OF BUSINESS, & DEPTS OF THE GOVT/ HE WHO LAUGHS LAST..& SO ON.. I HAVE ZERO CARDS...ZERO..ADIOS..

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

"ROMNEY LIES AGAIN";HE'S BUSTED": CROWLEY, CNN MODERATOR, COMING LIVE FROM MY BFF'S ALMAMATER..HOFSTRA UNIVERSITY{ HOME TO JOE WILLY NAMATH & JETS FOR SUMMER PRACTICES MANY YEARS AGO..CIRCA 1966, 67, & SO ON}..YES, ALL U " ROMNEY SUPPORTERS". U SHOULD BE USED TO "LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE ";ROMNEY'S/RYANS VERSION OF POLITICO & HISTORY..SADLY, EVEN WHEN PRES. OBAMA GETS IT RIGHT, HE LETS IT SLIP FROM HIS GRASP..IMAGINE, LETTING MRS HILARY CLINTON, SEC OF STATE, COME OUT IN PUBLIC TAKING BLAME FOR THE DEATH OF AMERICANS RECENTLY IN THAT " TERRORIST ATTACK"..THATS "AMERICAN POLITICS"..GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR; GIVE THEM A "SCAPEGOAT"..COVER UP..COVER UP, EVEN IF U YOURSELF R BLAMELESS & TOTALLY HONEST.. "PLAY THE DIRTY GAME CALLED " POLITICS";A NEW CONCEPT?? AN " HONEST POLITICIAN". THE WIFE OF MY "BFF" REPEATEDLY, OTRA VEZ & OTRA VEZ MAS TIEMPOS, SAYS THERE ARE NO " HONEST POLITICIANS"..SURPRISE..SURPRISE..THIS GREAT COUNTRY IS " RUN " BY 1%OF POPULATION:( TAUGHT IN BASIC ECON 100/101 AT THE LOCALE TAMPA COMM COLLEGE, BY A NOW RETIRED "PROFESSORIAL & BUS. GENIUS} "RUTHLESS BANKERS, BUS. MEN, POLITICIANS, & DON'T FORGET THE HEALTH CAREINDUSTRY{JUST HOW DID FL GOV SCOTT EXACTLY ESCAPE "SCOTT FREE", WHILE OTHERS AT "COLUMBIA HEALTHCARE BUST INVOLVING FRAUD CHARGES "WENT TO JAIL..OH, HIS "GET OUT OF JAIL CARD" ENTITILED HIM{ SEEMS LIKE HEAR WE GO AGAIN W/ POLITICIAN FREEBIES & FAVORS}TO OPEN ADMISSIONS AT GOV OF FL OFFICE( DO U BELIEVE HE " TURNED DOWN "TONS OF FEDERAL MONEY FOR "MODERN RAIL SYSTEM THAT OTHER STATE GOV'S JUST GOBBLED UP}. HMM, MAYBE ARNOLD CAN TRY TO GET THIS GUY RECALLED & "RUN" FOR THAT POSITION??????} PLZ DON'T FORGET THE OIL INDUSTRIES{ OIL DSISATERS & SPILLS ASIDE, DAMN THE TORPEDOES & ITS ALMOST FULL AHEAD " OIL DRILLING" NEARER THE COAST, TILL NEXT ACCIDENT, SPILL OCCURS}, TO NAME A FEW. THE LATE GREAT " W.C. FIELDS" ECHOED "PT BARNUM'S QUOTE: " NEVER GIVE A SUCKER AN EVEN BREAK". TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER SAID BETTER, IN JEST OR IN EARNEST SERIOUSNESS. SINCE PRE-FOUNDING FATHERS OF AMERICA " STOLE" MANHATTAN ISLE FROM THE NATIVE AMERICANS, THE DESCENDANTS JUST KEPT GOING: MANIFEST DESTINY PUT GODS STAMP OF APPROVAL ON OUR MARCH TO THE PACIFIC; OUR INSTIGATING A TRUMPED UP WAR W/MEXICO TO STEAL " MODERN DAY TEXAS & SURROUNDING LANDS RIGHT THRU GOOD OLE CALIFORNI{ HI, ARNOLD..IN ADDITION TO UR ILLEGIMATE LOVE CHILD, U HAVE DECEIVED THE " REMAINIG KENNEDY CLAN{ CONDOLENCES TO MARIA}.U ALSO " DAMAGED UP UP CALIFORNI'S ECONOMY WORSE THEN THE GOV, U HAD RECALLED FOR WEAKENING THE ALREADY DAMAGED CA ECONOMY} THAT U MANAGED TO MAKE WORSE. JUST SHOWS U HOW " GREAT HOLLYWOOD" IS AT RUNNING ANY FORM OF GOV'T..SHOUTOUT TO LATE PRES REAGAN, WHO PUT USA INTO TRIPLE( OR WAS IT DOUBLE?}TRILLION DIGIT DOLLAR DEBT UNDER GUISE OF " STAR WARS", WHICH ONLY SERVED TO TURN UP THE "RUSSIAN'S TEMP., SO TO SPEAK. MORAL OF STORY: LATE GEORGE CARLIN SAID IT BEST, I FEEL: " HE, MR CARLIN, WON'T VOTE. HIS REASON;" NEXT DAY DON'T COME COMPLAINING TO ME ABOUT SO & SO GETTING ELECTED, WHOM WILL NOW PROCEED TO RUIN GOOD OLE USA"..I PARAPHRASED LATE MR CARLINS WORDS OUT OF ONE OF HIS MANY " HILARIOUS" ROUTINES. { DID U EVER HEAR HIS "AIRPLANE FART SHTICK..UTTERLY MIND BLOWING( NO PUN INTENDED} FUNNY..PREPARE TO HOLD ON..U'LL LAUGH SO HARD}.. AMERICA WAS A "GREAT COUNTRY", UNTIL "LIARS OF INDUSTRY & POLITICS" GOT CARTE BLANCHE TO " RAPE AMERICANS OF THEIR " RIGHTS, NOT TO MENTION THERE TAX DOLLARS, WHILE STASHING AWAY THEIR OWN ILL GOTTEN GAINS( OFFSHORE, NATCH}..QUESTION" JUST HOW MANY " CHINESE IMMIGRANTS " WERE FORCED TO WORK ON THE " TRANS -CONTINENTAL RAILROAD" CONSTRUCTION JOB..HOW MANY WERE KILLED, NEVER ACCOUNTED FOR AGAIN, NOT EVEN IN " AMERICA'S CLEANED UP VERSION OF IT'S OWN HISTORY..AT LEAST THOSE WHO STILL CARE ABOUT " HUMAN RIGHTS & SUFFERING, CAN RESEARCH W/A GOOD DEGREE OF ACCURACY, THE VICTIMS OF SLAVERY IN THE USA; THE VICTIMS OF THE HOLOCAST; & MANY OTHER " ATROCITIES". TRY TO " GOOGLE" HOW MANY " NATIVE AMERICAN WOMEN, CHILDREN, OLD PEOPLE, & WARRIORS, WERE AMBUSHED, SLAUGHTERED,FORCED ON " DEATH MARCHES( WHO SAID " BATAAN DEATH MARCH" WAS ONLY IMPORTANT EVENT OF ITS KIND..PROBABLY " HOLLYWOOD"..SO, MR. PRESIDENT,MR.(EX-GOV] ROMMNEY, & UR COHORTS, SCUSE ME WHILE, IN WORDS OF LATE GREAT "JIMMY HENDRIX", I " KISS THE SKY", ASSUMING THERE R UNPOLUTED LAYERS STILL LEFT SOMEWHERE. NO THANKS, I'LL COUNT MY "CACHE OF NUTS", MY BLESSINGS, & CAUSE "MINIMAL CONFUSION" AT HOME, W/ MY " CREATURE COHABITENTS", CAUSE THEY CERTAINLY ARE " TRUER, HONEST, & BETTER COMPANY THAN 99.9% OF U SO CALLED " HUMANOIDS"..PS..WON'T DIVULGE MY PICK TO VOTE FOR..EVERYONE KNOWS " SQUIRRELS" CAN'T VOTE..YET, ANYWAY..ADIOS..

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

"ANCIENT PARABLE/DILEMA" : WILL SHAKESPEARE'S " TO BE OR NOT TO BE'{ is that a question, statement, or conditional choice?? ONLY WILL KNEW & HE AIN'T TELLING. " IT'S A LONG TIME COMING, IT'S A LONG TIME GONE"{ COURTESY OF " CROSBY, STILLS, NASH..W/OUT NEIL YOUNG}. " IT APPEARS TO BE A LONG TIME, IT APPEARS TO BE A LONG TIME, BEFORE THE DAWN"..PER CSN}WHAT ARE THEY SAYING..IS THIS THE "PROVERBIAL, TIME IMMORIAL QUESTION ASKED: WHEN WILL THE " DAWNING OF MAN ARRIVE{ THE 2ND AGE OF ENLIGHTENMENT, I PREFER TO SAY}..WHAT THE F***. MAN, THAT HOMONIOD CREATURE, SAVAGE BEAST, REDUCED TO " GENOCIDE, ATROCITIES OF THE VILEST NATURE, & A CARNIVOR, TO BOOT..MOST " PREDATORY CARNIVORS THRU TIME BECOME EXTINCT..ENOUGH SAID..HEY, APOCALYPSE, WHERE ARE U NOW..ON SOME NOT TO DISTANT GALAXY, WRECKING HAVOC & FINAL DESTRUCTION. IS THE lONG TIME COMING" TRUELY COMING B4 THE "DAWN" ??????THIS SQUIRRELY{ SHOUT OUT TO A CERTAIN UNAMED " CERTIFIED GENIUS SEVERAL TIMES OVER TAMPA DOCTOR..}{ U KNOW WHO U ARE.}.THANKS FOR TAKING TIME OUT FROM UR OVERBOOKED SCHEDULE TO READ THIS BLOG..STOP BY ANY TIME..I'LL KEEP THE NITE FIRE BURNING,A LITE IN THE "GOOGLE BLOG BLAZER WINDOW", THE HOT CHOCALTE BUBBLING..YES, WE SQUIRRELS DO LIKE OUR HOT CHOCOLATE..& WE LEARNED FROM " SMOKEY THE BEAR" , HOW TO PREVENT FOREST FIRES, UNLIKE " STUPID, CARELESS, SOMETIMES PSYCHO HUMANOIDS..GOTTA GO,, PUSSYCAT SOPHIA IS ON THE " HUNT " AGAIN,,I HEAR HER " SINGING",,GOT TO RAISE THE DRAWBRIDGE & MAN THE BASTIONS..WHERE ARE THOSE BASTIONS, ANYWAY....ADIOS.. AMIGOS y AMIGAS...VAYA CON DIOS...HASTA MANANA.. OLIAL "KEEP A STIFF UPPER LIP"; IS A " SOLITARY MAN'S EXISTENCE{ NEAL DIAMOND'S "SOLITARY MAN" COMES TO MIND}

Saturday, October 13, 2012

" SAM, MY LATE FACEBOOK COUSIN SAYS : " CAT'S BACK, FOR A REPRISE..ANOTHER CURTAIN CALL..NEVER HEARD ANY " STANDING OVATION"..NO DAM REASON FOR ELATION..PERHAPS, LIKE " RHIANNON" RISING ONCE EVERY 100 YRS{ GOOGLE FLEETWOOD MAC'S LIVE " RHIANON"..STEVIE NICKS & THE MATES AT THEIR VERY BEST, ALIVE..MICK FLEETWOODS DRUMMONG & HAIR ARE SUPEREB.. LATE JOHN MACVIES BOOMING BASS IS UNMISTAKEBLY UNEARTHLY..CHRISTY MACVIES KEYBOARDS & VOICE COME FROM ANGELS ABOVE..LINDSAY BUCKINGHAM IS A " DOUBLE MAESTRO"..BOTH VOCALS & GUITARIST EXTRODAINAIRE.. TRULELY A " SUPER GROUP">>>19X'S PLATINUM FOR BEST ALBUM EVER " RUMORS"..YES..IT BEATS OUT " ZEPPELIN' ONLY IN AWARDS, NOT IN SOUND..NOT FAIR TO COMPARE LIKES OF " JIMMY PAGE, LATE JOHN BONHAM, JOHN PAUL JONES & BEST SOUL R&B ROCKER OF THE AGES: " MR ROBERT PLANT{ CO-EARNED "5" GRAMMYS RECENTLY, W/ OUT " ZEP"...PS..GIVE A GOOGLE TO LATE JOHN BONHAM'S SON, JASON..HE FILLED IN FOR LONDON GIG W/REUNITED PAGE/PLANT FOR HOMAGE TRIBUTE TO LATE LABEL ICON OWNER OF "ARTISTA", ( I HOPE I GOT THIS FACT RIGHT..HIS NAME IS AMEL .............. ANYWAY, THE KID DRUMMER PLAYED NOTE FOR NOTE HIS DA'DS PARTS.{ IN ZEPPELIN 1975 LIVE CONCERT DVD, SHOWS A YOUNG JASON BONHAM PLAYINGAT HOME ON A MINATURE DRUM SET, EMULATING "DAD"..AMAZING TALENTED MUSICIANS..PLEASE DON'T GET ME STARTED. I GO BACK TO " THE FORTUNES" 1965 HIT: " YUV GOT UR TROUBLES, IV'E GOT MINE"..PALYED IN HIGH SCHOOL ROCK BAND, ORCHESTRA& BOTH SCHOOL & JAZZ BAND>>HEY, MR. COOL XA SEPE, ARE U STILL WAILING AWAY ON UR TRUMPHET , CUTTING THUR THE DARKNESS WHEN THE STAGE HANDS CUT THE LIGHTS TO BRING DOWN THE CURTAIN.
" ODE TO A LIFE" : WHETHER SQUIRREL, BFF, OR MAN, EVEN ALIEN, ALL FIT THE PLAN"}:LIGHT THE LITES. HOIST THE SAIL. CANCEL ALL FUTURE MAIL..NO TIME LEFT TO SUBSCRIBE. NO MORE ROCKING JIVE. FINALLY ARRIVED..PUSH OR SHOVE..CLEAR THE PATH ABOVE..WITH UR EAR DOWN TO THE GROUND.EVEN IF UR FALLING DOWN. OH SUCH A DISTINCTIVE SOUND..YOU'VE BEEN FOUND..BY FATHER TIME'S HOUND..HIS BARK SO LOUDLY RESOUNDS. CALLING ROLL FOR THE FINALE..LIKE A SUPER ROAD RALLY..NOT A MOMENT TO DALLY. STANDING TALL, LIKE A ROCK..CARVED OUT OF GRANITE BLOCK. STRIKE UP THE BAND..THERES NO ROOM LEFT TO STAND..ALL ABORAD, THIS MAGIC CARPET RIDE..TAKING THE SOULS OF THOSE WHO DIED..THE NITE'S STILL YOUNG..GATES CLOSING FAST,THE HARP'S STRUNG..SEE U ON THE OTHER SIDE..U KNOW I NEVER LIED..I'VE GOT MY PRIDE..IF THIS TALE'S COME TRUE, U KNOW I'VE DIED..WHEN NUMBERS FAIL..WHEN HEARTS BREAK APART..WHEN BODIES FAIL..WHEN EVERYTHING COMES TO NO AVAIL.. FIND THE SCHEDULE FOR THE NEXT RAIL..THAT'S THE MAGIC CARPET RIDING THIS RAIL..TAKING SOULS OF THOSE THAT FAIL..FAIL LIFES FINAL TEST..ALWAYS TO FINISH 2ND BEST..IF THERE DOES EXIST ANOTHER SIDE..BEYOND THIS WORLD,AT THE END OF THIS RIDE. THEN, ALL IS NOT IN VAIN.. PERHAPS ONE WILL START AGAIN.. TILL THEN..ADIOS..

Thursday, October 11, 2012

"DINOSAURS VS. SQUIRRELS: NO S--T SHERLOCK{HOLMES, THAT IS; THE WORLD'S SMARTEST DETECTIVE..FACT OR FICTION..DID U KNOW "JAMES BOND" ACTUALLY IS BASED ON " EXPERIENCES " OF MI5'S IYAN FLEMING, A REAL SUPER SPY}.{ AS FOR "SHERLOCK HOLMES, REALLY DON'T THINK SO.DOYLE CONNOR WAS NO " SECRET AGENT" FOR LONDON}. FLASH FORWARD TO NOW.."PREDATOR VS. ALIEN"..ENTIRELY WITHIN REALM OF POSSIBILTIES, SOMWHERE OUT IN THE GALAXIES BEYOND TIME.{ BASIC QUANTUM PHYSICS..STILL TAUGHT IN SQUIRREL SCHOOLS ACROSS THE WORLD..BUY THE BIT, BUY THE PREMISE{ THATS WHAT LATE GREAT KING OF LATE NIGHT TALK SHOWS USED TO SAY ABOUT HIS " COMEDY SHTICKS"}IN PRE-HISTORIC TIMES, MOST EVERYTHING CAME IN " SUPER SIZES"..DINO WAS "HUGE..( DID CAVEMAN GROOVE ON DEAN MARTIN RECORDS????}. IMAGINE A 50 FOOT SQUIRREL, JAWS THE SIZE OF KING KONG, DRIPPING WITH DAGGER INSCISSORS THAT CUT THRU CONCRETE & STEEL, SNAPPING BONE WITH EASE.. RAZOR SHARP FOOT LONG CLAWS DANGLING FROM EACH TOE{ 8 IN FRONT, 10 IN REAR}..ABLE TO "LEAP" TALL SKYSCRAPERS WITH A SINGLE BOUND. SUPER SENSORS DETECT " PREY" MILES AWAY..AABLE TO " EXCAVATE" AN ESCAPE TUNNEL OR SET AN AMBUSH UNDERGROUND IN SECONDS, THIS IS ONE " SERIOUS BEAST". NO NEED TO HIDE IN " TREES" ROM TERYDACTOLS; WHAT LIVING CREATURE WOULD DARE " RUN" US OVER. OH OH.. NEED A BREAK.TIRED. ROUGH FEW WEEKS. MY BFF HAS BEEN DOWN & OUT, MOSTLY DOWN. HAVE TO WATCH OVER HIM, THE DUMB YORKIE, & STILL BEING " PURSUED" BY NEWEST AQUISITION : SOPHIA, THE SPANISH, ITALIAN PUSSYCAT DOLL. EVEN " GOT OFF MY " SUBJECT", AS THOUGH THIS SORT OF THING EVER HAPPENED B4. REALITY CHECK..NAP TIME. ADIOS. ZZZZZZZPS, NO TIME FOR SPELL CHECK( AS IF I REALLY KNOW HOW TO USE IT}.
"PAIN"..WHEN IT'S TOO MUCH TO BEAR, BEST TO HONKER DOEN, TURN UP " GOOD OLD MUSIC" & WAETHER STORM////NO ONE WILL HELP U..U R ON UR OWN..HANG TUFF. BOYS FROM THE BRONX KNOW HOW..GOT TO TAKE A " BREAK"..TILL THE CREEK DON'T RISE NO MORE. ALL U " SUFFERING POOR SOULS OUT THERE KNOW WHAT I MEAN//PEANUTS , A MERE SQUIRREL, IS ONLY ABLE TO WATCH, WEATHER THE STORM, & JUST PLAIN " WAIT" , AS LONG AS IT TAKES..THANK MOTHER NATURE FOR " CRITTERS"; THEY HAVBE " EMPATHY & " PATIENCE", SORELY LACFKING IN THE HUMAN RACE.. U CAN TAKE THAT TO THE " BANK" OR " CREWDEIT UNION"..ADIOS...
"UNDER WATER, 02 RUNNING OUT,WHAT TO DO?":MAMMA SAID " THEY'LL BE DAYS LIKE THESE" NOKIDDIN'

Sunday, September 30, 2012

THRU THE "VALLEY OF DEATH" RODE THE SIX HUNDRED" : QUOTE " GHUNGA DIN" BY RUDYARD KIPLING( A TRULY INSPIRING POEM/MOVIE, IN MY MIND}". YES, SQUIRRELS TOO HAVE MINDS, EVEN READ/WATCH MOVIES{ THOSE LONELY FREEZING, WINTERY NITES..WHAT ELSE TO DO}..LIFE CHANGES IN A FLASH..UPHILL BECOMES DOWNHILL..THOSE " HILLS & VALLEYS"..( FROM "JOHNNY CARSON"}..KING OF NITE TALK SHOWS FOR 25 YRS..LIKE A "NORTHEASTENER", A SOUTHER THUNDER BOOMER, AN ELECTRIC SHOCK, EVEN " THE BITE OF A SQUIRREL"..(DEEP & LASTING}..OF COURSE, NOT I...{REMINDS ME OF " DID I DO THAT" BY "STEVE ERKEL"}..CALL IT BY ANY NAME..WHEN U HURT, YOU HURT..IF U FALL, U GET BACK UP EVENTUALLY..EVEN A " SILENT EVENT{ HEART INFARCTION, STROKE, GAS????? CAN BE OVERCOME..MY " BFF" CAN TESTIFY TO THIS..HEY, WHENEVER HE GETS OFF THE FLOOR, THAT IS..ALL U " SUFFERS " OUT THERE KNOW WHAT U KNOW..IN MAY NOT SHOW TO THE OUTER WORLD..STILL..U KNOW THE PAIN..WHOEVER SAID" WHAT DOES NOT KILL U MAKES U STRONGER", IN MY HUMBLE OPINION, IS " NUTS"( PARDON THIS PUN}.ANY "BODY" CAN TAKE JUST SO MUCH OVERLOAD, SO TO SPEAK..ENERGY RESERVES R DEPLED..U " LOSE" A PART OF U..THEN , IF U SURVIVE, COMES THE REBUILDING PROCESS, TILL ANOTHER " SILENT EVENT"..A PART OF UR MIND " DREADS" THIS "COMING", WHILE ANOTHER PART TRIES TO MARSHAL REMAINING RESERVES..A CONSTANT BATTLE..AGAINST OVERWHELMING ODDS..MY POINT: THRU THE VALLEY OF DEATH MARCHED 600 BRITISH SOLDIERS, WHO WERE CERTAIN TO DIES AGIANST TURKISH CANNON FIRE..A MICROCOSIM OF ANYONES LIFE..HMM. GIVE THAT A " MOMENTS THOUGHT", WHEN U CAN..ADIOS....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Thursday, September 20, 2012

"HOW SWEET IT IS, OR HOW SWEET IS IT?":WHEW..FINAALY GOT MY "BFF" TO RELINQUISH THE "MIKE" ( KEYBOARD}..HE'S "SENTIMENTAL AT TIMES{ "HONEY DRIPPING{ FROM ZEPPLENS'S BLACKDOG; ALL U ZEP FANS KNEW THAT, OF COURSE}. GOT TO GIVE HIM SOME " ROOM TO MOVE"( JOHN MAYALL'S BLUES BREAKERS..HE'S STILL ALIVE& A " GREAT ARTIST"..DID U KNOW..ERIC CLAPTON, MICK TAYLOR, JIMMY PAGE?, & OTHER SUPER STARS PLAYED W/ HIS BANDS OVER THE YEARS..MAYALL PLAYS "HARP,ORGAN/KEYS,WHILE SINGING+SOULFULL GUITAT..SHOUT OUT TO "LATE TENOR SAX, FLUTIST GREAT JOHN ALMOND/ JOHN MARKS: THE ORIGINALS", WHEN "BAND" HAD NO DRUMMER..SO MANY "SUPERSTARS{CHIGAGO LIVE ALBUM, ETC, HAVE PLAYED/RECORDED W/ MAYALL THRU TIME}..JUST " YOU TUBE" IT..U WILL BE " SO GLAD U DID"..TAKE IT FROM ONE " HEP SQUIRREL "..I'VE HEARD SOME OF THE BEST THRU THE AGES{ ON RECORDS/CD'S, OF COURSE.."TOO YOUNG". OH, BY THE WAY, ALL U " MED" STUDENTS, PROFESSIONALS, ETC..QUESTION:ANY SUGGESTIONS ON HOW TO AVOID A SECOND " HEART INFARCTION"?. SEEMS THE 1ST CAN GO " UNNOTICED" AT THE TIME OF ONSET>>HOLD THE PHONE.. DO I HEAR " DUMB YORKIE" BARKING..GUESS SHE'S TIRED OF CHASING "MiSS SOPHIA", THE CAT, & WANTS TO GO FOR A WALK..SO GLAD SQUIRRELS DON'T "GO FOR WALKS" ON A LEASH"..SO HUMILATING, EVEN EMBARRASSING.. US " CRITTERS" ARE " INDEPENDENT CREATURES"..EVEN IF MY BFF PROVIDES MY FOOD & SHELTER, I'M " KING OF THIS CASTLE"..RAZOR SHARP CLAWS & TEETH TO BACK IT UP..MUST HAVE RUBBED OFF SOME OF THAT "BRONX" CHUTSPA, MACHISMO FROM MY BFF..TIME FOR "NAP"..ADIOS..ZZZZZZZZZZ

Saturday, September 15, 2012

"DEEP DIVE, AIR RUNNING OUT,THINK,FASTER YET, OR DROWN": JUST A TYPICAL "DAY IN THE LIFE" OF UR'S TRULEY. YES, GAVE UP " DIVING", 1/2/1980.LIFE NEVER BEEN THE SAME.THANKS GRAMMA..U KNEW BEST. STILL FELT "SAFER" 120+ FT DOWN, THEN TODAY. ROSANNA, DANNA SAID" IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING ELSE. OVARIAN CANCER GOT HER YOUNG, TOO BAD. SNL {SAT. NITE LIVE}WAS NEVER THE SAME.MY POINT..THE "OCEAN" WILL NEVER BE THE SAME..MISS IT SO. PEACE. SOLITUDE. EVEN NO HUMANOIDS WHEN DIVING SOLO. JUST FISH, CURRENT, WRECKS, MERMAIDS?????{ EACH TO HIS/HER OWN}SO WHAT IF " JAWS JR." IS LURKING IN SHADOWS, OR IN NITE MIST{ EIRIE "PLANKTON GLOW OF NITE DIVES" JUST DOE NOT LITE UP SHADOWS.. IF UR NAME IS EMPRINTED ON A JAWS MIND, TOO BAD, TOO SAD. ADIOS AMIGOS, AMIGAS. TILL THEN, JUST SUCK IN AIR REAL SLOW, & ENJOY NATURE. IF ONLY LIFE ABOVE WAS SO SIMPLE. POWERS THAT BE, PHYSIOLOGICAL FRAILITIES, DAILY PRESSURES, ALL TAKE THEIR TOLL. HEY, AVERAGE " SQUIRREL"LIVES 6-8 MONTHS, IF LUCK HOLDS GOOD". PEOPLE ARE UNABLE TO "COPE" IN THESE CIRCUMSTANCES, FOR SURE. TAKE THAT TO THE BANK. MAYBE, THAT XPLAINS POLITICS, GREED, PREJUDICE, WAR, POLLUTION, ETC.SAW A "DIVING SQUIRREL" W/ AN AQUALUNG{CUSTOM}, ON A NATURE VIDEO{ NATIONAL GEO., MAYBE. THAT CRITTER LOOKED SO "CONTENT,OBLIVIOUS TO ANY "DANGERS, RISKS". WHAT IF ( JUST BUY THE BIT, BUY THE PREMISE{ PER " JOHNNY CARSON" }. A " TALKING " { TAKES A QUANTUM LEAP OF FAITH HERE}" SQUIRREL"{ NOT "PEANUTS", MIGHT BE "ELECTED " PRESIDENT OF THSES HERE UNITED STATES. SURE TURN SOME ON THEIR " HEADS" LOKKOUT POLLUTERS, HUNTERS, CRAZY DRIVERS, COLLECTORS OF ROAD KILL{ ESPECIALLY THOSE " BEVERLY HILLBILLIES"}.NO WAQR..NO POVERTY..NUTS FOR ALL..

Thursday, September 13, 2012

" NOT LIKE A ROCK, BOB SEGER SHOULD KNOW":JUST DROPPED "AP TOP" & SHELF SUPPORTING IT.. MAMMA SAID " THEY'LL BE DAYS LIKE THESE"..IS THIS WHAT SHE MEANT.SHE'S GONE, SO I'LL NEVER KNOW> ALREADY " ERASED" ACCIDENTATLY 2 "INTELLIGENT, EVEN "HUMOROUS", LENGTHY NEW BLOGS IN PAST MINUTES. NOT GOOD W/LAP TOPS, NOT GOOD W/ " COMPUTERS". BEST " UNDERWATER" W/ FISH, DAVY JONES, & "WRECKS"..MY LIFE REFLECTS ABOVE..KEEP "FALLING", HUMANOIDS KEEP "DISSING"{ SHOUT OUT TO GOOGLE CEO SCHMIDT?{ YES , HE "CALLED ME LAST SAT"}..SHOUT OUT TO " HILLS CNTY DIST 3 SHERIFFS DEPT MEMBERS{ LIKE "RUBY & ROMATICS SONG: "OUR DAY WILL COME".NO ONE IS " ABOVE THE LAW", ACCORDING TO GREAT ACTION FLICK BY STEVEN SEGAL : " ABOVE THE LAW"..WON'T GO ANY " FURTHER " HERE"..WHAT'S THE # FOR " JUDGE JUDY" ANYWAY. KEY IS " BREVITY".. FOR MANY REASONS, I'LL CUT THIS SHORT{ TIRED OF "ERASING BLOGS" BY HITTING WRONG KEY/NEEDLESS TO SAY, "LIFE HAS HAD " MANY BUMPS " LATELY". NEED TO " DECOMPRESS" AS "OLD SALTS OF SEA SAY"..LET THAT " JAWS JR." PASS ON BY,",NO NEED TO " CONFRONT" IT. ACTION COULD HEAT UP REAL FAST. APPLYING THIS AXIOM TO "LIFE". BEST TO " RUN, & FIGHT ANOTHER DAY, WEEK, MONTH.."ADIOS..

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

"PAIN"..WHEN IT'S TOO MUCH TO BEAR, BEST TO HONKER DOEN, TURN UP " GOOD OLD MUSIC" & WAETHER STORM////NO ONE WILL HELP U..U R ON UR OWN..HANG TUFF. BOYS FROM THE BRONX KNOW HOW..GOT TO TAKE A " BREAK"..TILL THE CREEK DON'T RISE NO MORE. ALL U " SUFFERING POOR SOULS OUT THERE KNOW WHAT I MEAN//PEANUTS , A MERE SQUIRREL, IS ONLY ABLE TO WATCH, WEATHER THE STORM, & JUST PLAIN " WAIT" , AS LONG AS IT TAKES..THANK MOTHER NATURE FOR " CRITTERS"; THEY HAVBE " EMPATHY & " PATIENCE", SORELY LACFKING IN THE HUMAN RACE.. U CAN TAKE THAT TO THE " BANK" OR " CREWDEIT UNION"..ADIOS...

Saturday, August 25, 2012

"INVASION CENTRAL" : WITH YOUR "EAR DOWN TO THE GROUND"( LATE JIM MORRISON/DOORS}..SOUND OF "TRUMPHETING ELEPHANT HERDS"..YES..SADLY..TAMPA FL , INVADED BY "GRAND OLD PARTY" DELEGATES/SUPPORTERS"..HURRICANE ISSAC, WHERE ARE YOU( SHADES OF " CAR 54 WHERE ARE YOU" { OLD BLACK & WHITE COMEDY, G RATING, OF COURSE.}"ABANDON SHIP; MAN THE LIFEBOATS; EVERYONE LOOK OUT FOR " THEMSELF"..ALTERNATIVE..GET "TRAPPED"IN TOWN".." LISTEN TO TV" SAME OLD SH.T" FROM TALKING HEADS, SO CALLED "EXPERTS", WORN OUT "RHETORIC, LIKE " SPAM"( THE ELECTRONIC TYPE, NOT THE "CANNED FOOD". ALTHOUGH " ROMNEY/RYAN & FRIENDS{ WHAT THE F..K..IS THAT TRUE...?"SWEET HOME ALABAMA PLAYING FOR RNC CONVENTION( THEY ARE NOT EVEN FROM ALABAMA>>GOOGLE IT, IF U DON'T BELIEVE"}. WHEN " LEONARD SKINNER BAND HOLDS HANDS ACROSS THE WATER W/ LIKES OF CLINT EASTWOOD( DIRTY HARRY TRAITOR), THIS WORLD IS IN A " WORLD OF S..I>>YES, S..T.". REMEMBER, IV'E SAID IT B4, & I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, " GOOD OLD "FRENCH REVOLUTION" BROUGHT ABOUT IN PART, BY " TWO" DISTINTLY SEPARATE CLASSES.. ( 1% RICH, CONTROLLERS>>& YOU & ME & ALL THE REST>> FRENCH QUEEN CHILD BRIDE MARIE ANTIONETTES'S INFAMOUS " LET THEM EAT CAKE ", CAME BACK TO LITERALLY " TAKE OFF HER HEAD"..NOT SUGGESTING FOR A MOMENT ANY VIOLENCE..JUST A " CAUTIONARY TALE" HERE, IN GOOD OLE USA..REMEMBER " MOVIE " NETWORK"..VENORABLE OLD, ESTEEMED NEWS ANCHOR STICKS HEAD OUT NYC WINDOW( YES, OFFICE WINDOWS " OPENED THEN")..HE SHOUTS WHILE LIVE, ON AIR : " WE ARE MAD AS HELL, & WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANY MORE". ULTIMATELY, HE " FAILED, IN HIS " HOLD OUT PROTEST"( HOLLYWOOD LOVES TO " ALTER TRUTH, HISTORY< SENSIBLE PLOT ENDINGS, TO SUIT THEIR WALLETS, DEEP POCKETS, & OFFSHORE INVESTMENTS..SPEAKING OF "OFFSHORE, SHOUT OUT TO " ROMNEY, BAIN CAPITAL & FRIENDS & SUPPORTERS( REMEMBER " CONGRESS MAN ATKINS RECENT STAEMENT ABOUT " WOMENS BODIES " ABILITY TO REPAIT PREGNANCY FROM RAPER..REMEMBER..HIS " CONNECTION TO " TEA PARTY>>I'LL WAGER THEY DRINK " COFFEE & BOOZE, & PROBABLY NEVER TOUCHED "TEA"..BUT THE " ORIGINAL " COLONISTS " BACK IN THE DAY IN BOSTON HARBOR ACTUALLY HAD TO PAY "SUPER HIGH "BRITISH iMORT TEA TAX>>SO THEY DRESSED UP AS " NATIVE AMERICANS, & DUMPED SAID TEA IN BOSTON HARBOR>>>>HENCE, ERGO, " BOSTON TEA PARTY".." ABSOLUTELY "NO CONEECTION TO THAT " BOSTON TEA PARTY EVENT IN 1700'S, & " THE MODERN DAT CREATION: "THE TEAPARTY"; ONLY SMOKE & MIRROE, ULTRA CONSERTATIVE EVANMGELLIC REPUBLICAN STYLE..NICE T KNOW " PAUL RYAN, EVEN MICHELL( ON MISSIOIN TO PSYCH OUT THOSE " GAYS & LESBIANS" AT HER "MENTAL HEALTH CLINIC"..U KNOW, ALWAYS MORE ROOM TO " DUMP " CR.P", IN OCEAN, POINT OF IT ALL. GEORGE CARLIN SAID IT: " DON'T BLAME/CALL ME DAY AFTER "THE ELECTION", CAUSE I STAYED HOME, DIDN'T VOTE FOR ANY OF THOSE " CANDIDATES"..WE ONLY HAVE " OURSELVERS TO BLAME" FOR LETTING " CROOKED, SELF INTEREST MEN/WOMEN, Companies, Lobbyists( invented by the republicans, natch). TAKE " GOOD LOOK " IN "MIRROR"..WHAT U SEE IS WHAT U GET"..LIES BEGET LIES; LYING DOWN W/ SLEEPING DOGS GETS U FLEAS..B4 IT'S TOO LATE, " MY FELLOW AMERICANS( LBJ), WAKE UP , SMELL THE EXPRESSO( PLZ USE " MADE IN AMERICA PRODUCTS, TOO)...ADIOS. GOT TO " NAIL DOWN MY NEST" . ISSAC IS COMING...........

Thursday, August 16, 2012

REALITY 101:"FREIND" DEMISE: MY "BFF" SAYS" DEFINITION OF "FRIEND"( MERIAM-WEBSTER DICTIONARY): Definition of FRIEND 1a : one attached to another by affection or esteem b : acquaintance; FOR "DOUBTING THOMAS'S," GOOGLE IT". DILEMA( MY POINT OF VIEW): IF "FACEBOOK" CREDITS ME W/ SAY, 24 "FRIENDS"( i ACTUALLY SPOKE TO A NOW" UNFRIEND" RECENTLY, WHO IS TOURING IN "CHINA", WHO " CALLED" ME ON "TEL"...{}TEXTING DOES NOT COUNT{}...." I "NEVER MET, OR SPOKE WITH" MY "LIST OF FACEBOOK FRIENDS..ACTUALLY, JUST "LUCKED" ACROSS THEM ON "FACEBOOK"..POINT" IF THERE IS NO SUBSTANCE OR MEANING TO THE CONCEPT OF " FRIEND" AS PRESENTED BY " FACEBOOK", JUST WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT, BUB?? POINT TO PONDER" IF "CREATOR'S "IPO" IS BASED ON " NON SEQUITORS, NOT ACTUAL "WORKING, ACCEPTED BY "ESTABLISHED DICTIONARIES OF SUBSTANCE, DEFINITION, THAN "SPOCK" LOGIC WOULD SUGGEST : NO SUBSTANCE TO "FACEBOOK FRIEND" CONCEPT.THERFORE, NO "REAL WORTH TO THE STOCK/IPO( AS OF TODAY,I BELIEVE WALL ST. REFLECTED "LOWESTEST EVER, LOSS OF 1/3 IPO PRICE)( REMEMBER , INVESTOR "OUTCRY, POSSIBLE ONGOING INVESTIGATIONS AS TO "PRESENTATION/PRICING OF "IPO")..WHAT DOES ONE ACTUALLY GET WITH "FREE FACEBOOK"? WHAT DOES FOUNDER ZUCKENBERG (IS IT SPELLED RIGHT) ACTUALLY GET OUT OF THE DEAL( LOTS OF $$$$, ONE MIGHT THINK?? WHAT ABOUT " YOUR "FREE SHARED INFO, STAT'S, PIC'S, ACTUAL " REAL WORLD FAMILY/FRIENDS "LIST?? AND WHAT OR HOW IS THAT " BUNDLE OF INFO " USED BY "FACEBOOK"..ANSWER: GO AHEAD AND " GOOGLE " IT.. I WON'T PROVIDE ANY THOUGHTS..LIKE THE " DIVINE WIND " JAPANESE WW II "KAMIKAZE", I MAY HAVE PROVIDED THE MEANS TO MY "DEMISE" AFTER PUBLISHING THIS LITTLE "DITTY". SO, WHY ??? ANSWER: " DON'T REQUIRE " FACEBOOK" TO "PROVIDE " ARTIFICIAL FRIENDS", LIKE "ARTIFICIAL FLOWERS", THEY LOOK GOOD, REQUIRE NO SUSTANENCE, & MAY ACTUALLY " LAST FOREVER"( WITH NO SACRIFICE OF PRIVACY). "THE CAT'S MEOW"....:

Friday, August 10, 2012

TODAY'S MENU:" "WHITE LIES{ CATCHY SONG TITLE?}: TO LIE, OR NOT, HMMM, HEY, WILL (SHAKESPEARE, WHO ELSE!}, WHAT R UR THOUGHTS..HEY , "COKE HEAD" FREUD( YES, HE DID COCAINE, W/ VICTORIAN "REPRESSED WOMEN HE WAS STUDYING, {IT HAS BEEN WRITTEN}. INTERESTING; "DAD OF "PSYCHIATRY/PSYCHOLOGY ", CREATED "ART, NOT SCIENCE" OF PSYCH., WHILE AN "ADDICT". WHEW. GLAD MY " BFF" DROPPED OUT OF " USF" pSYCH. GRAD PROGRAM. THEIR MAIN INTEREST IT SEEMS WAS TO "DRUG PATIENTS {SOUND FAMILIAR}, RATHER THEN "PSYCHOANALYZE " THEM. IN TODAY'S SOCIETY(FAR FROM "CIVILIZED"}, THE "NORM" GIVES GREEN LIGHT GO AHEAD TO TELL "WHITE LIES". BETTER TO SAVE FACE..[YOUR OWN,OF COURSE]THEN TO "ADMIT" TO ANYTHING. BEST EXAMPLE IS " POLITICS/POLITICIANS"..( JUST ANOTHER FORM OR LEVEL OF "PROSTITUTION, PRACTICED BY BOTH SEXES>>YES,WE DO HAVE WOMEN IN POLITICS>>>>. "EQUAL OPPORTUNITY LYING ". "DENY EVERYTHING PREVIOUSLY, ANSWER EVERYTHING INDIRECTLY, W/ WHITE LIES. TELL PUBLIC WHAT "THEY SEEM TO WANT TO HEAR ".."CHICKEN IN EVERY POT, CAR IN EVERY GARAGE"..SOUNDS FAMILIAR [ FROM MOUTHS OF "BABES". PAST POLITICIANS. NOTICE : "MORTICIAN RHYTMES W/ POLITICIAN "..SEE THE SIMILARITY????WHEN A "LADY " SAYS " I'LL CALL, TEXT, FRIEND, U KNOW IT'S A "WHITE LIE"..MAY GO BACK TO ORIGINS OF " I WON'T C.M IN UR M>>>(U FILL IN BLANKS THIS TIME}+ " I'LL USE A R....R", & 'I'M ON B...H CONTROL", LASTLY, " DON'T WORRY, U CAN'T GET P....T THE 1ST TIME". MY FAV : " " I'VE GOT UR BACK, BRO". & " YOU GOT IT"( SOPHMORIC ATTEMPTS TO MANIFEST "MASCULINITY OF " SURVIVAL OF SPECIES' DARWIN PHILOSOPHY}, SAID TO " ALTER, PACIFY, REASSURE, & FALISIFY ONES ABILITY TO PUT "BLIND TRUST" INTO STRANGERS/FRIENDS ALIKE[ SOUNDS LIKE POLITICIANS, CAR DEALERS/SALES STAFF, "BANKERS & WALL ST. IN GENERAL"..HEY, BERNIE MADOFF,R U "COMFY" IN UR "CELL"..ALL SHIHINING EXAMPLES:"MADOFF", "ENRON", "BUSH FAMILY( WHO WERE ENRON CHIEFS PERSONAL FRIENDS & "HOUSE OF SAUDI'S BUS. FRIENDS..GOOGLE IT, IF U ARE A REPUBLICAN, OR A DOUBTING THOMAS TEA BAGGER]. ENOUGH SAID ABOUT " WHITE LIES ". WHEN WILL " THE MUSIC BE OVER"; WHEN WE THROW OUT THOSE LYING "BUMS??? "{ NO NEED FOR APPLICATIONS, ALL UR "RESUMES R ALREADY ON FILE }..AFTER THOUGHT>>REMEMBER OLD " PAPER,SCISSORS, ROCK GAME " ??..IT PLAYS OUT IN REAL WORLD..NOT JUST A KID'S GAME..W/ "COLLATERAL DAMAGE ACCEPTABLE "( WE KEEP HEARING THIS PHRASE IN " ACTION MOVIES" & SOME " POLICE/SWAT" TYPE SHOWS..GOOD " BRAINWASHING TOOL", IF I SAY SO MYSELF..WAIT, WAS THAT A "FELINE TAIL I SAW TWITCHING IN THE NIGHT BELOW..BETTER MAN THE BASTIONS, DIG DEEPER FOX HOLE, GET OUT HEAVY ARTILLERY, OR CALL "911"???? TALK ABOUT " GUNFIGHT AT OK CORRAL. AT LEAST "THE EARPS " HAD "WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION " ( DESREVES A SHOUT OUT TO GOOD OLD EX PRES. GEORGIE B.,#2..HEY, ANYBODY SEE A "WHITE LIE" HERE). "LIES, TELL ME LIES" SO THE SONG GOES......ADIOS..ZZZZZZZ.

Monday, August 6, 2012

"GUNFIGHT @ OK CORRAL =8 10 12":ONLY DIFF, NO WEAPONS, JUST "MOUTHPIECES"..ONE MORE "BITE OF THE APPLE": DAVID VS "CORPORATE" GOLIATH..MY " BFF" AGAINST "STEAL" COLD HARDENED COLLECTIVE FINANCIAL INSTITUTES. MY "BFF'S " LAST TANGO IN PARIS"; " 3:10 TO YUMA", YES POSSIBLY "BAD DAY AT BLACKROCK"; I PRAY FOR PERFECT ENDING AS IN JOHN FORD/ JOHN WAYNE'S "SHE WORE A YELLOW RIBBON"( AT APPRX 4 MINT'S TO MIDNT, PREDATING HIS "ARMY EFFECTIVE RETIREMENT", CAPT NATHAN BRITTLE LEADS HIS FORMER COMMAND IN A CHARGE ON APPRX 900 WAR PARTY ENCAMPMENT, STAMPEDING WARRIORS PONIES, LEADING TO THEIR "DEFEAT" W/OUT ANY BLOODSHED, USING "WAYNE'S SILVER RETIREMENT TIMEPIECE"..AM A JOHN WAYNE AFFICIANDO, EVEN THOUGH HE USED GUNS/VIOLENCE/RACISM AGAINST INDIANS(WHOOPS-NATIVE AMERICANS). "FACTOID" : WAYNE GAVE UP "LAW SCHOOL PLANS" & SUCCESS IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL, TO SUPPORT HIS AILING "MOM". CAN'T GET ANY BETTER THEN THAT. SO WHAT IF HE KILLED "GOOKS" IN "GREEN BERETS", ETC. THE "DUKE" , COOLEST OF ALL, COOLER THEN REPUBLICAN "CLINT EASTWOOD(SELLOUT, TRAITOR TO USA CITIZENS, REALLY A DIRTY HARRY DOWN UNDER). SO LETS HAVE SHOUT OUT FOR "THE DUKE", WHO DIED OF "WORK RELATED, RADIATION XPOSURE, MAKING MOVIES, ON CONTAMINATED, TRUCKED IN FROM ATOM BOMB SITES, GOOD OLD " GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER @ LITTLE BIG HORN MASSACRE(HIS)..THAT "CONCEITED A.S GOT HIS COME UPONCE; SHAME HIS TROOPS, YES HORSES TOO, MET SAME FATE. GOOD THING "WEAPONS OF MASS OR LOCAL DESTRUCTION NOT ALLOWED IN GOVT COURT HOUSES. EVEN "REPUB'S & TEA BAGGERS CAN'T MESS W/THIS "BAN". GETTING AWFULL FEISTY; ANY "RED BLOODED "DEM", OF GOOD CHARACTER & MORALS, WOULD DO SAME, IF THEY WERE HERE IN TAMPA FL WHEN REPUB CONVENTION HITS (APPRX 3 WEEKS}.NOW TO BOOK A "TRIP O/TOWN" ON A " FLYING SQUIRREL AIRLINE". HMM. SEE YA, DON'T WANNA BE HERE, CAN I BE YA, IF U LIVE O/O/TOWN THEN.ZZZZZZZZ

Sunday, August 5, 2012

"PEANUTS SAYS":'LONELY IS THE HUNTED=ME":TRUCE IS SHATTERED. WHITE FLAG TATTERED. DETANTE SMASHED. DARNED "SOPHIA THE CAT"ENDED IT & DID IT- JUMPED MY CAGE-CLIMBING LIKE KING KONG UP THE EMPIRE STATE, ONLY TO BE SHOT DOWN BY MY BFF,,TISSUE BOX, THEN, MY PERSONAL DOGGIE DETERANT FAV., THE "SQUIRTER"/ BOY OH BOY, HOW CATS HATE IT. MY LIFE IS EVER EVOLVING..NEVER STATIC..PRIZED QUARRY BY "DUMB YORKIE"..NOW STALKED BY " SILENT BUT DEADLY FANGS"..BETTER DO "PUSH UPS..MARTIAL ARTS MOVES( WATCHED SOOO MANY M/ARTS MOVIES: BRUCE LEE..STEVEN SEAGAL..BRANDON LEE.. HATE TO ADMIT IT..( HE SUPPORTS HUCKABUCK(OUT FOR HIMSELF,THE "HOLY MOLLY BUCK, DISGUIISED AS RELIGION.SOUNDS FAMILIAR{ORGANIZED RELIGION..HELLO FATHER POPE, FATHER RABBI/& OF COURSE, THEIRS THE EVER TAX OFFSHORE CHEATING, JOB OUTSOURCING, JOB BUSTING ACE]ROMNEY)..YES, GOOD OLD CHUCKIE POOH..MY BFF'S SON SAYS NORRIS IS TOO OLD, & HAS USED STAND INS FOR YRS(MAYBE THATS WHY BRUCE LEE KILLS NORRIS IN RETURN OF THE DRAGON AT THE ROMAN COLESEUM}..MAKES FOR FOOD FOR FODDER. HEY, CESAR MILAN, VICTORIA STILWELL, PLZ STOP BY..2 CRITTERS NEED TO LEARN "MANNERS" .I AIN'T ONE OF THEM..LATER.GOT TO HIT THE BRICKS..GET TO THE GYM..WHERES THAT WATER BOTTLE ?

Saturday, August 4, 2012

"HALE HALE GANGS ALL HERE": YES , OLD "DRINKING, SEA SALT SONGS ARE GROUDED IN TRUISMS...,WHY. I WOULDN'T IMAGINE FOR ONE NANO SECOND.. ALL " 3 " CRITTERS".. SQUIRREL "Peanuts" munching kale, cat "Sophia" sitting barely 1 meter away( across makeshift protective anti dog gate), while E.T. Yorkie Zoey. just SQUATTING, LOOKING dumbfounded ;(do animals really have xpressions,){ or like Konrad Lorenz articulated,} ANTHROMORPHOSIZING{ BIG WORD FOR DAY}.JUST "THINKING" strains the brain matter( that's another story, article, to refute, & too xhausted now). PONDER THIS: all med's have side xffects of sorts, some small, some LARGE, LIKE KING KONG'S GRANDMA..IMAGINE, IF U WILL GIVE ME "AUTHOR'S PRIVILEGE", OR A LITTLE "ROPE" TO FIGURATIVELY HANG MYSELF, " UNCOUNTABLE, BUT TOTALLY DETECTABLE ODORS FROM "NOXIOUS METHANE GAS" "FARTS" GIVEN OFF BY PATIENTS TAKEN CERTAIN PRESSCRIPS..KISS THE "OZONE LAYER GOODBYE". HEY, DIDN'T I READ RECENTLY IN A "BIG" MAG ARTICLE, OR ONLINE(AOL,ETC), SOME SCIENTISTS SPECULATE "DINOSAURS GAVE OFF " TERRIFIC" AMOUNTS OF "FARTS"(METHANE GAS); ENOUGH TO POSSIBLY FUMIGATE THEMSELVES, W/OUT CALLING THE "ORKIN MAN"..LOL.....WHO SAYS NUTS DON'T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE??zzzzzzzzz
LATINOS:"RALLY ROUND THE FLAG, SENORS y SENORES???"RE:(HUFFINGTON POST ARTICLE:) UN MOMENTO, POR FAVOR..for those w/short memories, how many "LATINOS" voted for "BUSH" for " @ TERMS" in a row. ( yes, greed, avarice, power, & ignorance crosses all "LINES OF DEMARCATION" ( what infamous POPE created that one??)2nd thouight/question:{ ES MUY IMPORTANTE, SOY PIENSO}. What "REpublican Latino "Fav" "Son" may still be in contention for # 2 , (repita= numero segundo), spot on Republican ticket( give u a hint..Mark is from Cuba, now Floridian Senator?????)//QUE LASTIMA!!!!. SO YOUNG. SO PROUD. SO IGNORANT. SO BLIND. SO DANGEROUS. SHOULD "TODOS LOS LATINOS" CLOSE THEIR " OJOS", JUST DUE TO HIS ETHNICITY?????.DO I HEAR PRES GEORGE WASHINGTON ROLLING OVER AGAIN?

Thursday, August 2, 2012

RE: DOES FACEBK SUCK" BY CNN EDITOR JESSICA:"Facebook SUCKING, "HARDY HAR HAR( JACKIE GLEASONS RALPH KRAMDEN(HONEYMOONERE, FOR THOSE CURRNET GEN). PROOF: THIS= 3RD ATTEMPT TO POST MY RE TO EDITOR: TOO TIRED, EFFORT NOT WORTH IT,IF U ALL WANT UR " ID S HACKED, UR COMPT'S HACKED BY 8TH GRADERS( CHECK AOL STORY 8 1),TOO BAD, TOO SAD. LIE W/DOGS, GET FLEAS. JAMES ORWELLS "1984" ALREADY CAME TRUE. "CITIZENS ALREADY BRAINWASHED,INTO GIVING UP "PERSONAL, PRIVATE, BUS. INFO ONLINE, TO FACEBK, TO "FRIENDS.HA>>EVER SEE CUST SERV SPOOF COMMERCIAL( TAKES PLACE IN MID EUROPE..BK CUST CALL RTED TO "SLEEZE BACK ROOM " JOKESTERS, JERKING OFF CALLER..SAD, YES TOO TRU..ANYBODY CARE TO CALL "AMEX, OTHERS, & GET RTED TO "INDIA, BANGADALESH(SORRY GEORGE H.), OR ASIA.THE ACCENTS WILL JUST "KILL " U, THE NAMES R UNDECIPERABLE". THE RESULT: USELESS, SO WHY EVEN CALL..YES, I WRKED AT CHASE, WHEN THEY LEFT USA FOR INDIA..WHAT A DEAL FOR ITS CUST'S..HEY, JAMIE, WHOSE CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK?????BESIDES, THIS GOOD OLD USA IS RUN BY THE RICH, CROOKED, BIGGOTED MINORITY 1 %: TAUGHT IN ECON 101, BY MR FORBES AT HCC COLLEGE, IN TAMPA, FL..LOL..(NOT CONNECTED TO "THE FORBES FAMILY"..ADIOS, SUCKERS..SCOTTY, BEAM ME UP, LETS FIND A "NEW BLACKHOLE " TO GET SUCKED INTO> WE'VE BEEN "SUCKED DRY BY THESE "VAMPIRES" DRESSED AS BUS MEN/WOMEN & POLITICIANS, DON'T FORGET "TALKING HEADS: NANCY, GERALDO,ANDERSON, TO NAME A FEW.

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

"MUSIC IS MY NAME, MUSIC IS MY LIFE":"DAVID LIND" RANKS RT THERE W/ JIMMY PAGE. HIS "MIRROR OPPOSITE'. PROVEN IN SONG: "DANCER" (LET IMAGINATION SOAR/CLOSE EYES: YOU JUST MAY ARRIVE AT " ZEP'S " "STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN"..GUITAR/VIOLIN.PIANO/FORTISIMO, & ALL INBETWEEN. ONLY AMY WINEHOUSE, SADE, WHITNEY HOUSTON, DONNA SOMER, JANIS JOPLIN, OF COURSE, ROBERT PLANT, SEEM BOUND IN THIS ETERNAL "CIRCLE" OF "VIRTUOSITY, BLENDED WITH THEIR COLLEAGUES ON INSTRUMENTS. CARLOS SANTANA IS INCLUDED,BUT DOESN'T SING. CAN'T LEAVE OUT STEVIE NICKS/LINDSY BUCKINGHAM/CHRISTY MC VIE,BETTE MIDDLER, BARBARA S., ARETHRA, TONY B., BONNY R.,ETC..WHEW. APOLOGIES..YES, PETER TOWSEND/ROGER DOLTRY/JOHN ENTWISTLE( ALL 3 SING&PLAY). SORRY , MR HENDRIX, SUPER NATURAL AXE,VOCALS LACKING.WWWHEN I'M JAMING W/ THESE GUYS/GALS+JACKSON BRONWE:STAY, RUNNING ON EMPTY( WE ARE SAME AGE).OOPS, BOB SEEGER?SILVER BULLET/AL STEWART": YR OF CAT), HALL & OATS: SHE SGONE, LOVING FEELING)..NO MAS.. BYE. Jackson Browne For A Dancer www.youtube.com BBC Old Grey Whistle Test 1976 With David Lindley Keep a fire burning in your eye Pay

Friday, July 20, 2012

"SAMANTHA, THE PERSIAN, THANKS: JOINT ARTICLE:THOUGHT FOR MOMENT: WHOMEVER SAID "LIFE IS LONELY @ TOP" obviously forgot to include anaylsis of "LIFE @ THE BOTTOM", SQUIRRELS( yes, u too, PEANUTS) can do "ally oop" thereby reversing head/tail, in a flash; i've watched "PEANUTS" drinking& eating hanging upside down by 1 or 2 toenails. PERSIANS( take it from me), won't humiliate themselves by trying; HUMANOIDS r pathetic, when emulating "wildlife( don't believe everything u see on "CHINESE GUNG FU( DAVID CARADINE&BRUCE LEE included.).strange, both are "GONE"..u know what rumors float around about CHINESE GUNG FOO ASSASINS( my acupunturist..DR I.SING LEE( certificate on wall from CHINESE EMBASSY states he's "actually an M.D. in CHINA,who fled "RED CHINESE) xplained nuances of CHINESE culture. He would have to adopt me to teach me.GUNG FOO/G GUNG.man, was he "strong" for an 80+ man. Therefore, just because ur PARENT is "FAMOUS< WEALTHY< TALENTED( STALLONE) or OR INFAMOUS,JAILBIRD( no offense to late PETEY)BERNIE MADOFF(BOTH LOST SONS SADLY TOO EARLY. With few possessions & money, comes struggle & suffering, yet one has "LESS" to lose,( you can always buy LOTTO). GHANDI , like BUDDHA, didn't believe in accumulating wealth. ITS TRUE ,NEITHER LIVED IN NYC OR LA.PERHAPS THEY WOULD HAVE BECOME "cabbies". HEY, I DRIVE A STICK...SEE YA. IF PNEUMONIA DOESN'T FINISH ME. MEOW.MAYBE I'LL GIVE "CATWOMAN" A CALL, ASK FOR A VET REFERRAL......LOL
SHAPE OF THE WORLD: PEANUTS SAYS: "WHAT'S GOING ON" (MARVIN GAY). DOES A SQUIRREL HAVE TO GET A "CARRY PERMIT" B4 CATCHING A LATE MOVIE . NUTS,,NUTS. NUTS. CRAZY ROAD RAGE CRITTER KILLERS; REPUBLICAN TEA BAGGERS ; AND LONE WOLF KILLERS. THEY HAVE IN COMMON A WARPED VIEW OF SOCIETY W/ GREAT DEAL OF ANGER. THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF , PERHAPS, THEY WERE TRANSPORTED TO THE MOON..CONDOLENCES TO THOSE "VICTIMS"..

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

LIFE W/PNEUMONIA:between xtreme hacking(say, maybe there's a reality show there?) & desire to upchuck, between gasps for air, strange, sometimes worthwhile thoughts arise, if just fleeting,that make for inspiring works of art> possibly a "hit song" or "poem" may emerge. makes the "discomfort" somehow more comforting..LESSON: STAY AWAY FROM" town & cntry hospital", in my humble xperience & opinion. they test u for MERCER, then u "contract" PNEUMONIA", AS AN OUTPATIENT..JUMPING JACK FLASH, IT'S A GAS, GAS, GAS. KISS MY A..( I ALWAYS AD THIS PART, HOPE IT'S OK W/ MICK & BOYS.PS. FIND A GOOD LAWYER!!!!!
" THE EYES" :DO U HAVE "LYING EYES"? (HUFF POST STORY)Peanuts says:" eyes..eyes..( better then nays>>lol).to take in the "world", once must see,taste, feel.as aging takes its toll, joints, muscles, fingers, wrists, etc start downward "spiral". "don't shoot till u see whites of their eyes", is famous American Militia said at Bunker Hill or Lexington & Concord skirmish. whoever stated this is still right on. Eyes let u "size up situation", notice any "...danger", appreciate offers of "friendship"( like bowing but keeping eyes on one in front). Eyes stimulate olfactory senses, images, imagination& give "hope", possible escape route) comes to mind; finding buried or ship wrecked treasure, for ex.,) kiss me w/ur "SOUL", "warm me w/ur "HEART", caress me w/ ur "FINGERS", entice me w/ur "VOICE(laughter, purring, sighing,etc.,)embrace me w/ur 'Passionate Arms", please, please please, never LIE TO ME W/UR "EYES".(LISTEN to "EAGLES" GREAT HIT: LYING EYES".speaks volumes..Eyes may/may not be window to soul; yes, "you just can't hide your lying eyes' ( Eagles song).. See More

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

" TRUTH MUST LIE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN FACT & FICTION. FACT" WITCHES CAN & DO HOLD " PUBLIC OFFICE"..( IS ARIZONA INDEED A "FASCIST STATE" ? IF MORE LEADERS W/CAJUNAS FORMED MOVEMENT TO "RECALL" ( LOOK AT "GREAT ARNOLD S. ASCENSION PATH TO CA. THRONE)..NICE JOB , ARNOLD, I DON'T MEAN AS GOV., BUT AS BEING MAN ENOUGH TO TAKE RESPONSIBLITY FOR O/O/W CHILD( BOTH PARTIES NEED TO KEEP MEN ZIPPED/LOCKED AWAY AT NIGHT).."MANTRA SHOULD READ: "RECALL THOSE B......DS!!. DON'T PAY THEM TO SR.W AMERICA, WHETHER TEABAGGERS, REP. OR DEM,DON'T FORGET INDIES..PEANUTS ON GOOGGLE BLOG BLAZER'S " STEVES PEANUTS THE SQUIRREL" SAYS SO......PS.( DON'T U THINK THE LADY GOV. NEEDS A "REALITY SHOW MAKE OVER?? )

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

PEANUTS SAYS":"I'LL GET BACK TO U SYNDROME":WELCOME TO THE GENERATION/WORLD TODAY OF CONTINUING BULL..SPECIALITY OF CURRENT CROP OF SO CALLED "LADIES", ESPECIALLY MOST "PROFESSIONAL WORKING/UPWARD MOBILE OFFICE PEOPLE,& THOSE OF "TITLE(VP TRISH CAME TO MIND).& ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY IN " MUSIC&PERFORMING ARTS "WORLD..LADIES&MEN,TOO, "DON'T COME ON W/THE BULL..OH YEH..PRO SINGER, WRITER,MGR.,PARTNER, PERFORMER,ETC,XCEPT NOT CURRENTLY "PERFORMING", "HERE'S MY CARD/#, CALL & ""I'LL GET BACK TO YOU".."LUV TO W.W.W..WORK W/YOU( SING, PLAY.PERFORM, ETC)U LADIES, ESPECIALLY IN "BLUE MARTINI, TAMPA", HAVE A "KNACK" FOR "BULL"..SHOUT OUT" KIP, HAVEN'T HEARD FROM U ONLINE"???OR BY TEL??????. YES, IT'S A "DOG EAT DOG( BETTER TO EAT A DOG ..(SORRY "YORKY), THEN A "SQUIRREL"( ROAD KILL NOT FUNNY, EVEN IF IT COMES FROM "BEVERLY HILLBILLIES)..SIGH..LENNON WAS RIGHT ABOUT "PLASTIC"... OOPS,ALMOST FORGOT THOSE "SPECIAL " LADIES @"NEIMAN MARCUS, CURRENT& PREVIOUS)."HAVE I GOT A SINGER FOR U"..LOL..ADIOS..CREEKS RISING.BETTER BLOW UP RAFT AGAIN..
"SHOUTOUT TO "FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE":..PEANUTS SAYS HELLO "RUSKIES"..DID U KNOW MY BFF'S GRANDPARENTS ON MOTHER'S SIDE CAME FROM RUSSIA( B4 "IRON CURTAIN FELL":WOULD LOVE TO "VISIT", BUT SOMEHOW BELIEVE "AMERICAN SQUIRRELS" ARE NOT WELCOME..HEY, HOW'S "BORIS & NATASHA", ON "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE"? HISTORIC FACTOID: WAS ORIGALLY NAMED "ROCKY, THEN ROCZY, B4 "NOME DE PLUME" OF "PEANUTS". HAS SOMETHING TO DO W/"CHARLES SHULTZ & HIS "PEANUTS" GANG. MAY HE "RIP"( GONE IN 2000). SHOUTOUT TO "WOODSTOCK"..I ALMOST "JUMPED" BONES OF >MIGHTY PETEY", MY BFF'S "LEADER OF THE BAND" COCKATIEL..HAD JUST NAVIGATED W/ ALL FOURS, ON HIS RT SHOULDER, THEN ,BAM, I LEAPED TOWARDS "BIRD BRAIN" ON LEFYT SHOULDER.LOL..U HAD TO BE THERE..THAT CRAQZY BIRD "BACK PEDDLED IN MID-AIR..MUST HAVE BEEN DOING 100 MPHOR MORE, MAY HAVE EVEN BROKEN "SOUND BARRIER" FOR A MOMENT; IN MIDST OF "FLYING FEATHERS" & SQWAK OF PROTEST, "PETEY" ZPERIENCED 1ST HAND " SQUIRREL POWER". TOO BAD HE DIED SEPT 22ND, 2008. EITHER I WOULD HAVE TROUNCED HIS FEATHERS, OR HE WOULD HAVE TAUGHT ME TO LAY" SAX , VIOLIN & PIANO. OH WELL, WE BOTH LOVED ZEPPLIN'S " STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN" AS MUCH AS OUR HUMANOID BFF DOES..SHOUTOUT TO MOST "REQUESTED REQUEST" ON "ROCK RADIO" STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN" BY LED ZEPPLIN..DID U KNOW THEY NEVER RELEASED IT AS SINGLE..HAD TO ACTUALLY "PURCHASE " ENTIRE ALBUM..WHAT A CONCEPT...RECORD ALBUM..THE LP...THOSE WERE THE DAYS..B4 "ELECTRONIC REVOLUTION"..REMEMBER ORWEL'S "1984" NOVEL.."BIG BROTHER IS STILL WATCHING YOU"..ONLY NOW HE USES GOOGLE, FACEBOOK,ETC,& SPY SATELLITES, DRONES TOO??..HEY, HOWS THE " ID THEFT/STOLEN CREDIT CARD BUS. DOING IN OLD "RUSKIE" & AJOINING BALTIC/SLAVIAN REGION..REMINDS ME OF "FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE"..THAT "KILLER ASSASIN WAS EPITOMY OF RUSSIAN SECRET SERVICE & "SMERSH", THANKYOU " IAN FLEMING & jAMES BOND( SHAKEN NOT STIRRED BACK THEN..READ LATEST BONDSOLD OUT TO "HEINEKEN"..UGH..CAN'T ENVISION WHATS HIS NAMECHUGGING, WHILE "HITTING" ON BABES & GAMBLING..HOW TIMES & WORLD HAVE CHANGED...ENOUGH BS..ADIOS..STOLI VODKA, ( CAN'T FOR LIFE OF ME RECALL RUSSIAN PHRASE..U KNOW..LIKE "SALUD", ONLY MANY MORE LETTERS..STOLICHNICOF???????NA..

Monday, July 9, 2012

PEANUTS PROTECTS & PROMOTES "GREATS" W/DEMONS:B4 U DISS LATE MS AMY WINEHOUSE FOR "I THINKS SHE DRINKS A BIT":
WHO said: "walk a mile in a persons shoes b4 attempting to make judgement 'dale carnegie" he knew a thing or 2..ironic, those blessed w/"greatest talents" also "cursed w/personal demons". like other "GREATS" : ELVIS,WHITNEY, MICHEAL, ANDY GIBB, HENDRIX, JANIS, BILLIE HOLIDAY, JUDY GARLAND( LAS
T NAMES FOR THOSE TOO YOUNG TO KNOW& TOO LAZY TO GOOGLE).GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT DUE: RE-AFIRM THERE "BRAVERY & VARYING STRENGTH TO COMPOSE &/OR PERFORM. THAT "PRESERVES" & "PROTECT"S THEM FROM IGNORANCE LIKE "YOURS".STEVE E.( CATS MEOW)(LOVED BY SQUIRRELS WORLDWIDE)
PEANUTS ODE TO WOODSTOCK(LIKE HOMER'S ODESYUS)BLINK& U MISS IT..60'S COMRADRE, SPIRIT OF LIFE, ANTI NAM FOCUS&,NIXON MOVEMENT, ..ALL WOULD NOT HAVE EXISTED W/OUT THE MUSIC:RARE TIME..MUSICIANS..SOME DIED EARLY.(JUST LIKE MS JOPLIN, MS WINEHOUSE@27,MAURICE ROBIN,&ANDY GIBB, MS SUMMER, MS HOUSTON, MR. JACKSON,JIM MORRISON,JIM HENDRIX )ALL PLAYED INTEGERAL PARTS AT VARIOUS STAGES OF TIME. NEVER TO BE REPEATED IN HISTORY OF MANKIND..BORN IN 48", PROUD TO MARCH IN DC ,I STILL CARRY "ITS SPIRIT ON" IN "MY SONGS" SEE "GOOGLE BLOG BLAZER"STEVES PEANUTS THE SQUIRREL".NEVER FORGET.ALWAYS REMEMBER.

Thursday, July 5, 2012

"PEANUTS ADVICE COLUMN": "DILEMA" : TO BE OR NOT TO BE??.For all u literary geniuses& afficiando's, don't expect " BILL SHAKESPEARE RIGHT HERE"..Rather, come fly w/me on an imaginary trip to 4th dimension of your mind. WHEN, I PONDER, IS ENOUGH TRUELY ENOUGH. Does one have to ingest "68 hotdogs w/buns b4 exploding. does one have to xperience constant media  "assaut" by both "candidates", whose rhetoric is self-serving: re-elect me, servu ple, or elect me, old chum, not not those bums in Mass.,por favor. Either way, the "truths vs, lies" ads get harder to digest, let alone dicipher. Sigh, will Judge Judy plz come to the " CAPITOL BLDG., THE AMERICAN PUBLIC NEEDS U TO DECIDE WHO "SPEAKS W/ A FORKED TONGUE"..OH, JUDGE JOE BROWN, UR INVITED , TOO. BOTH OF U ARE "HONEST, OF IMPECCABLE CHARACTER, & ABOVE REPROACH, IN MY HUMBLE OPINION( JUST ASK THE FEMALE FAMILY(DAUGHTER) LAWYER; SHE DOESN'T LIE, EVER..SO much for "testimonials". One last thought, "would both "JUDGES" accept the 2 highest offices in America, if there was a quorum of voters?. If either has the time, i need a bit of "helping advice, too". It's written?, no one's beyond help..I bet the Capt ot the TITANIC didn't think this thought while sinking...Speaking of disasters, forget the Great Whites off San Fran., better watch out for "highly radioactive" substances floatin ashore, & what dummy would knowlingly eat the Pacific fish caught there, plz note, Jap Minister already ordered refiring of "REACTORS, at least 1 already online..others to follow..where are the safety improvements..read "COLLUSION OF BLAME" articles on internet..Have u heard its in the Stars, next July we collide w/Mars( the song,sung by "FRANK)not the Mayans or Nostradamus, plz.. Clock keeps ticking..time to take a beating( not xctly how the ad goes for Timex)..ADIOS..ZZZZZZZZZZZ

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

PEANUTS ADVICE COLUMN: Dilema: what to do with nw "PUSSY"..She is drop dead "gorgeous", of mixed origins( Spanish, Italian,& American).she loves to sit on "your lap"; making "sweet purring" noises, caressing with "loving care"; However, she doesn't get along with the "E.T.dumb Yorkie> Repeated attemps have failed. Do we give up " Yorkie", or "Pussy( Sophia-such a sweet, dignified name).."PEANUTS SAYS " be grateful for new pussy, especially at age of my BFF( u know who-looks like Bullwinkle). Squirrels are very "picky" over who they "hang" with . Time of the essence. What to to do..maybe I'll consult GRAMMA w/ Weggie doll. Could resort to " VOODOO DOLL" of YORKIE. or put out a "CONTRACT"; wonder how much to bump off a dog???? Tune in..should be a cliffhanger..Happy 4th to USA..humanoids should try to put themselves in place of "critters", hiding wherever, trying to get thru " EXPLOSIVE, XTRA NOISY, BLINDING LIGHTS OF ROCKETS, CRACKERS, M 80'S, STADIUM SHOWS. IMPOSSIBLE TO SLEEP, VERY NERVE WRACKING NIGHT, FOLLOWED USUALLY BY ANOTHER XPLOSIVE DAY/NIGHT..WHY NOT LIMIT " ALL FIREWORK DEMO'S,SHOWS, TO BEACHES, SHOPPING MALL PARKING LOTS, & EX-PRES BUSH& FAMILIES MANSIONS..THEY SAY PAYBACK IS A "B...H"..THAT CLAN SEEMS TO BE OVERDUE, DON'T U THINK??.NOTHING "MEAN, JUST LOTS OF NOISE, LIGHTS & SUCH, WHILE THEY SLEEP..FOR SOME OF THEM( JR, ESPECIALLY, WOULD BE CLOSEST PROBABLY CAME TO EXPERIENCING " POWDER XPLOSIONS"( XACTLY WHERE WAS HE WHILE SERVING IN NATIONAL GUARD TOUR TO AVOID OVERSEAS ASSIGNMENT TO A WAR ZONE. ( HOW DOES THAT CCC{{CREEDENCE CLEARH20 SONG GO.."NOT ME, NOT ME,
I'M NOT YOUR FAVORED SON}}.  ANY "TEABAGGERS" CARE TO "DISPUTE" THIS MINUTE DETAIL..HOW QUICKLY WE FORGET WHAT HE DID TO TEXAS ECONOMY AS GOV.,DID I MENTION THE BASEBALLTEAM DEBACLE??..ADIOS..ZZZZZ

Saturday, June 30, 2012

"PER HARRY CHAPINS TAXI @"MY FATHERS PLACE,ROSLYN,LONG ISLAND: PEANUTS SAYS" EVER HEAR TAXI ON A "TENOR SAX"??:
"
HARRY CHAPIN/S CAT IN CRADLE, A BETTER PLACE TO BE, MAILHOUSE ANNIE(I BELIEVE WRITTEN @ LONG ISLAND RR STATION,WAITING FOR WIFE)+ "DERECK&DOMINOES W/DWAYNE ALLMAN@ ALBANY STATE U), HOW TO LEAVE OUT LATE MS. AMY WINEHOUSE(NEVER SAW HER,ALONG W/ MS JANUS JOPLIN)
NOR"?? :

Friday, June 29, 2012

"YES SQUIRRELS READ.EVEN WATCH BOOB TUBE: TODAY'S TOPIC: SEXPLOITIVE MEDIA&CELEB'S GO TOGETHER LIKE "PEANUT BUTTER & JELLEY..(PASS THE CHOC. MOUSSE, PLZ)" NO BIG SURPRISE HERE..KIDS USED TO SAY,,SOME STILL DO.."DUH"..WHERE WOULD MS. SOPHIA, MS BRITNEY, MS'S J LO, KK( THE KARDASHIAN TRASH CLAN..DID THE MOM ACTUALLY "MAKE " KIMMY DO A DO OVER "SEX TAPE TAKE 2( GOT THAT FROM ONLINE REPORTING, NATCH)...FOR THAT MATTER, WOULD GOOD OLD " HUFF POST( U MAYBE THOUGHT I WOULD TRASH " MR HUGH HEFFNER, THAT AMERICAN ICON OF T & A, & P...Y...) TMZ, OTHER "IMITATORS", & ALL "RAG" MAG'S,,BE ABLE TO ACQUIRE "VAST READERSHIP, LIVE VIEWING& ADVERTISING REVENUE, IF THEY HAD TO USE THEIR G-D GIVEN ASSETS{: THEIR " BRAINS", OF COURSE..GRANTED, SOME "CELEB'S", ACTUALLY HAVE TALENT & MARKETABLE SKILLS. WE ALL KNOW "FEMALE SKIN:..THE CHA CHAS, GAMS, BOOTY SHOTS, ALL SELL BIG TIME. ARE WE A NATION OF VOYEURS, PEEPING TOMS, OR JUST AN OUTGROWTH OF THAT LAST ,GREAT " ROMAN EMPIRE"....NERO ACTUALLY DID "FIDDLE" WHILE ROME BURNED( ACCORDONG TO " HISTORY CHANNEL" ANYWAY.HE MAY HAVE STARTED FIRE..SMOKEY THE BEAR, WHERE WERE YOU?????..ARE " DRUGS, SEX TAPES( THANKS & KUDOS TO BOTH MS'S ANDERSON & HILTON FOR THEIR "AROUSING" DOCU'S, WITH THEIR" SOCIAL REDEEMING VALUES ON DISPLAY FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE....(.WHO SAID E.T.'S ARE COMING TO DESTROY THE PLANET.." THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL" COMES TO MIND..BOTH ORIGINAL BLACK & WHITE & REMAKE ).

Thursday, June 28, 2012

" ONTOGONY RECAPITULATES PHYLOGENY", PEANUTS SAYS" GOOGLE IT"..possible quote from KONRAD LORENZ( famous " wolf behaviorist"..Point: story stuck in my throat: baby chimp murdered by adult chimp in zoo as onlookers stare>>typical " PRIMATE, HUMANOID behavior..how can " religiuos nuts& zealots overlook glaring connection; translation: syndrome of "violence towards ones own kind" is a "primate trait" documented by the likes of Jane Goodal & many others( Jack Hanna, late Steve Irwin, late Capt. Cousteau)> fact of the matter: humans kill humans, young & old, male & female, without cause, & so do chimps, baboons, etc..this "killer trait" is undeniable( in pure scientific circles) evolved from apes to humanoids>>only a "blind, self-denial, anti evolutionist, so called religious Nut, would deny this..even us "squirrels" can connect the dots.. point": there is no hope for "Humanity", untill they "kill" each other off, whether in THE name of religion, nationalism, or war.Animal kingdom( unfortunately includes apes( even great cats kill offspring, to reduce leadership threat)..has a system of checks & balances. though far from perfect & filled with exceptions, it sure beats " the pants off the humanoids' rational for murder..so, all u rt wingers, put that in ur proverbial pipe , smoke it, & hopefully die of copd or lung cancer, asap...had to vent...by the way, where are all those "SPEED BUMPS" IN LOCAL NEIGHBORHOODS"  to save "CRITTERS CROSSING STREETS" FROM SPEEDING NUTS, EVEN SAVE A FEW "HUMANOID CHILDREN..AIN'T THAT A KICK IN THE HEAD..ADIOS..ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
" to paraphrase: " jumpin jack flash..it's a gas gas gas"..i add" kiss my a..".." took stictches out to accompanymeny of Ms. Amy Winehouse 40+ min. concert..seew u tube..beyond words!!!!!!. need to take short intermission, seems my plumbing or wiring has conm undone..have to relinquish control of "set knobs" to PEANUTS & ZOEY>> Ps. wrote 2 "dam" good tunes " today..adios..till then..

Monday, June 25, 2012

UPDATE FROM " PEANUTS" VIA GOOGLE BLOG BLAZER/BALZER: MA helped save a tiny bird this a.m......"baby, she's got it( old song)"..shows humanoid can be calassified as " ex", yet still retain basic "usefull" functtions"...TRANSLATION" : U CAN TAKE THE SPOUSE OUT OF THE MARRIAGE, BUT NOT THE LOVE FOR "CRITTERS"OUT OF THE EX..."U MAY FEEL FREE TO QUOTE THE WATCHER OF THE STARS, SOOTHE-SAYER TO THE STARS, & CONTACT POINT TO "DROP OFF" ANY"DUMB YORKIES" ( I KNOW ONE: ZOEY; WHO FELL OUT OF A BLACK HOLE TO "MY HOUSE".....YOURS TRUELY, " PEANUTS THE SQUIRREL"...

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Real cool idea..earning a livin w/ friends who keep on givin..am i a poet, but don't know it..see
 steves peanuts the squirrel/peanutsandsteve on google blog blazer/balzer..interesting" squirrel insights", topics of worldwide interest///hmm, peanuts syas" that's what this place needs..more "squirrel inns"..places to " hide nuts", & hide from NUTS( crazy blood thirsty drivers who kill my friends) + hide from hawks, cats, &others bent on chasing, killing, even eating us poor squirrels..my " bff" does his best to save abandoned, hurt, lost "critters"..hey, look @ me. 4 yrs later, i still i a lively 22oo+ sq. ft home to share w/ " dumb Yorkie" & 2 humanoids( both good people..just hate each other..lol...)Peanuts says:point to ponder: " Is love the polar opposite of hate"..if one "hates", does one also "love" that animal,(me, of course), person or object"??????

Friday, June 22, 2012

NEWS FLASH :TOPIC THAT MIGHT INTEREST YOU": be carefull who u entrust ur body to for repair work..TRANSLATION: doctors, hospitals , anesthia techies: any one or combo can
screw" up ur day...lets take " hypothetical case: scene of crime: town & cnttry hsptl, tampa, fl...seems u can pre-arrange details of surgery, but watch it..these "pros, can & will change order of things..directly affecting u..not to mention burdening u w/ additional problems, syndromes, sundry aches & pains u didn't have just b4, & certainly not the reason for the day's sugery..needless to say, in my humble opinion, stay away........their "ends does not justify their means.."..any resembelance to a " person, both living or (hopefully not) dead, is coincidental, even if factual....as a 3rd party source, my disclamer: this is all in my humble opinion, related by another"." wait till the " suit" hits the "press" for possible updates...".........

Thursday, June 21, 2012

guess the "Self" gang can resort to publishing composite of poetry, especially if endless search goes down the tubes.Factoid: .John Wayne , Gene Autry, Hop a Long Cassidy & Capt. Jacques Cousteau, too, probably said as much??
"Peanuts advisory" : fiddle dee dum.. fiddle dee dee. am i a cat, will u listen to me, hear me play, hear me howl & hiss, one bar of my song, you'll become mesmorized, like this..i don't dance, don't ask me, can't sing, practice can't help me, songs need special "woman's golden tones, so don't tease me..just please me..some like it hot, others so cool, me, i get moved when i hear a "jewel', sa jeweled voice to take me away, on a fantasy flight, to forget today..let's get it on, no time to play, burning daylight, life's slippin away..

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

"FOOD FOR THOUGHT" WHAT U EAT MAY NOT BE WHAT U WERE LEAD TO BELIEVE U WERE EATING: like the song says " shame shame shame", as a " card carrying member of the Judaic" religion, this "scam" ranks up there w/George Bush's GOOD OLD BOYS AS FRIENDS "ENRON FRAUD" & BERNIE'S M.S INVESTMENT SCAM. AMERICANS BEWARE; SEEMS ONE MUST ALWAYS REMAIN VIGILANT, 4EVER " LOOKING OVER THEIR SHOULDERS", WHETHER ITS FOOD, INSURANCE, BANKS, POLITICS, REALITY TV( HELLO SNOOKIE , BOWWOW & KIMMY K.: LIKE THESE SHOWS ARE REALLY REAL..RUMORS PERSIST THRU GRAPEVINE ABOUT " SCRIPTING, ETC..SORTA LIKE "LIP SINKING"..WE REMEMBER FONDLY " MILLI VANILLI"..i CAN CONGER UP "OLD DAYS" WHEN THE PHRASE " MADE IN JAPAN" WAS BOTH A JOKE & AN INSULT TO THE INFERIOR PRODUCTS IMPORTED BACK IN THE DAY. AT LEAST I DON'T RECOLLECT ANY UNUSUAL DEATHS CAUSED BY JAP MANUFACTURERS( CHINA WAS EXPOSED AS USING UNSANITARY 3RD PARTY SOURCES TO GET BASIC INGREDIENT FOR " KUMADIN" ( BLOOD THINNER NEEDED ESPECILLY FOR HEART TRANSPLANTATION IN PART OR WHOLE, WHEN METAL IS USED INSTEAD OF "PIG VALES" & PARTS, & OTHER SPECIFIC NEEDS INVOLVING POST HAEART SURGERY CARE. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO " FDA" OR " CONGRESS"..ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL AGAIN, OR ON " EXTENDED REPETIVE " VACATIONS..I BELIEVE CONGRESS WORKS IN DC. ABOUT 1/2 OF A YEAR..PS, DID U CATCH NEWS: JAPAN IS TURNING LIGHTS BACK ON : NUCLEAR REACTORS COMING BACK ON LINE..SORT OF A " REVERSE GODZILLA CURSE", OR "REVENGE OF THE NUKED"..MAKES U WONDER, I WONDER, HOW COME HUMANOIDS HAVEN'T BLOWN UP EARTH YET. CERTAINLY, COUNTGRIES HAVE AN OVER ABUNDANCE OF " EXPLOSIVE TYPE MATERIALS/WEAPONS..OR ARE NATIONS LOOKING TO THE SKIES INEVITABLE E.T. VISIT( ALA "DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL ( BLACK/WHIE ORIGNAL& KENAU REEVS REMAKE..THNK, BROTHERS & SISTERS...
Points to Ponder : Ask " doc peanuts" (* any relation to a living, or pre-existing nickname, persona, or humanoid, in an advisory or medicinal category, is purely coincedental) : Why do " Women Lie ? "..do they simply "strech the truth, embellish their story line, or plain " out & out lie"..Paradoxily, men lie to women to get " gratification..to get into one's pants is the old exsprersion used back in the day, when men were men... women know it, men know we know it, yet they continue to do it...amazingly, women engage in subtrefuge to gain position, power, control, a new pair of shoes, a free ride to dinner, on the house, of course( nothing beats a 7 course meal at Sardies in Manhattan)..the female of the species will look u in he ey, at close range, without batting an eye lash, or skipping a beat, & fire off some pretty devios B.S>.As her heart rate elevates, she becomes embolden, drunk with success, enjoying her tale spinning. Like the predatory serpent, she will crush you, drain u dry, & spit out the remains( Python snake anyone..hello lisa, tammy, marilyn, marie, monica, janet, barbra anne, & donna, almost forgpt Runaround sue...All thses " girls lying" gives me a migraine,,have to get back later...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Welcome back..Welcome Back, ur dreams were all u had)..{ if this sounds familiar.." the Theme song from tv show " Welcome back Kotter" sung by the one & only..."JOHN V. SEBASTIEN", circa " LOVIN SPOONFUL.." WHAT A DAY FOR A DAYDREAM.. HOT TOWN " SUMMER IN THE CITY.."DID U EVER HAVE TO MAKE UP UR MIND( GIVE UP ON ONE, LEAVE THE OTHER BEHIND., SO MANY CHOICES, SO LITTLE TIME"}...MY " BFF" RETURNED FROM THE " SURGERY..HE ACTS, TALKS( NOT XACTLY WALKS), LIKE THE "ORIGINAL"..GUESS THE DOC DECIDED NOT TO "CLONE " HIM..2 is " 2 too many, already"....squirrels/birds in backyard fed..time to kick back( ouch)..ice up( cubes or beer cans?????. the ET. Yorkie took him for his "last" walk this a.m., willl have to last for some time..gota go. things to chew..adios..zzzzzzzzz

Sunday, June 17, 2012

"Peanuts says ": my " BFF " went to "the Blue Room( Blue Martini, Tampa, as he calls it) :from CHEEESCAKE FACTORY : KUDOS TO MIKE, GNRL MGR., FOR EXCELLENT "RAPIDAMENTE" SIENTO( TO SEAT OR SIT),,CELEBARATING..SON'S & GIRLFRNDS B/D..+ TO MEMORIALIZE 2006 RUN: UNOFFICIAL GUINESS BOOK OF RECORDS: ATE THERE " 8" CONSECUTIVE TIMES IN " 7 " DAYS"...(2 TIMES OMN SUN}....FOOD + SERVICE IS "DARN GOOD"..ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE..DON'T EVEN MENTION " CHEESECAKE"...FAVORITE DISH: " EVELYN'S PASTA" ( HEAVENLY TO TASTE BUDS)..PLZ CONITNUE THIS DISH ON MENU INDEFINITELY, OR UNTIL I DIE..THNKS...STEVE E.

Friday, June 15, 2012

" WOW..IT'S APPARENTLY TRUE.."50 " YEAR OLD CROWN ROYAL TASTES BETTER W/AGING....NOW, U MAY BE THINKING. WHAT KIND OF "BFF" WOULD LET A SQUIRREL "IMBIDE". ? I SAY: A DROP NEVER TOUCHED THESE LIPS; THIS IN AN ANECDOTAL ACCOUNT..I TRUST THE SOURCE ALL THE WAY: UP UR NOSE W/ A HOSE, TWICE AS FAR W/ A HERSHEY BAR......MID DAY SIESTA..THOSE " SPANIARDS GOT IT RIGHT...CLOSE SHOP @ NOON, HECK W/CUSTOMERS,  SAVOR.. THE FUMES..SHORT NAP..VIVA " EL EXIHENTE...ADIOS..

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

" HEAR YE..HEAR YE..ANNOUNCING PUBLIC PROCLOMATION THROUGHOUT THIS LAND: THERE'S " GOLD IN THEM THERE HILLS.." SOLID GOLD..NOT THE SHINY KIND..THE KIND THAT RINGS SWEET MELODIES IN THE AIR.. OF COURSE LEADING TO A BONA FIDE # 1 BILLBOARD 100 CHART HIT. MY " BFF" HAS BEEN HARD AT WORK..ON THE SCENT..UNEARTHING VOCALISTS"..MET 2 " WONDERFULL CANDIDATES"...THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT " IDOL COMPETITION B.S.".. THIS IS A LIFELONG CULMINATION TO FIND " PURE GOLDEN UNPROVEN, YET EXPERIENCED, VOICES, WHOSE OWNERS HAVE " TOILED, SWEAT BLOOD & TEARS, & ARE ON THE "VERGE, POISED AT THE PRECIPISE, WAITING UNKNOWINGLY FOR HIS " CATALISTIC SYNERGY" TO LAUNCH THEM. THE BEST IS YET TO COME. SO PLEASE, WON'T U STAY TUNED.. I KNOW I WILL,,PERCHED ATOP MY LOFTY HEIGHTS, TAKING IT ALL IN. WHY CAN'T SQUIRRELS SING???? WE HAVE " RHTHYM....LATER..ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Monday, June 11, 2012

PONDER THIS MORSEL: WHETHER IT IS NOBLER TO RESOLVE A NEVER- ENDING  STORY OR KEEP DRIFTING AIMLESSLY ALONG AN UNKNOWN TIMELINE, WITH NO FEASABLE SOLUTION : WHEN QUESTIONING ANY "BASIC FUNDAMENTALS OF LIFE", WHAT CRITERIA DOES ONE EMPLOY?? WHERE TO START, WHERE TO END??IS IT BLACK OR WHITE OR DEGREES OF GREY?? AT WHAT POINT DO YOU "THROW UP YOYR HAND(PAWS) IN RESIGNATION?? WHAT DICTATES TAKING A " MILLER BREAK" ?? WHO GIVES, WHO TAKES..HOW MUCH OF EACH IS OFFERED OR RECEIVED?? MIND BOGGLING..HEAVY DUTY STUFF, EVEN FOR A SQUIRREL..WHEN " IS THE MUSIC TRUELY OVER" ??WHEN TO " TURN OUT THE LIGHTS ?? ENOUGH TO MAKE MY BRAIN THROB..
" BACKGROUND BACKDROP MOOD: " DOORS " THIS IS THE END, MY BEAUTIFUL, I'LL NEVER LOOK IN TO YOUR EYES AGAIN"..TRANSLATION : MAYBE???? THE TIME HAS COME FOR ALL EVIL MEN TO DO GOOD?? NA....NEVER HAPPEN...THE WORLD IS SELF-DESTRUCTING???..INEVITABLE..WHO KNOWS WHEN ( DOUBT WAS SHED ON " MAYAN ALENDAR,,AND TWO CHEERS FOR " NOSTRADAMUS"..HE PROBABLY WAS AN XTRA TERRESTRIAL, LIKE THE " DUMB YORKIE"...MANY "BLACK HOLES" TO FALL OUT OF...ANYWAY..GETTIN
GH TO POINT

Saturday, June 9, 2012

"JUST WIPED OUT A " COOL " DRAFT ON WHEN IS ENOUGH ENOUGH, ..WHEN TO PULL THE PLUG,,"TURN OUT THE LIGHTS"..TAKE THE HIGHWAY TO THE END OF THE NIGHT"..SAY "THIS IS THE END, BEAUTIFUL FRIEND, YOU'LLL NEVER FOLLLOW ME AGAIN"... SO, IF " THE MUSIC IS TRULEY OVER, JUST " TURN OUT THE LIGHTS"..DON' T LOOK BACK..DON'T GIVE IT A SECOND THOUGHT.. THE PLACE YOU OCCUPY IS NO LONGER "FEASABLE",..ERGO, ANY OTHER PLACE IS MORE DESIREABLE, EVEN IF THAT IS " PERPETUAL DARKNESS"..HOW'S THAT FOR A " COOL SQUIRREL"...CHOW BABY, CHOW..ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
tHE DOORS STRIKE AGAIN " : "SHE'S A 20TH CENTURY FOX"..MY TAKE : A " SO COOL( GOT THE WORLD LOCKED UP INSIDE A PLASTIC BOX, SHE'S THE QUEEN OF COOL, WON'T HESITATE, FASHIONABLY LEAN & LATE, NEVER BREAK THE SCENE,SHES KNOW DRAG THE SCENE, WATCH THE WAY SHE WALKS, SHE'S A 2OTH C F,  NO FEARS, NO RUINED YRS, NO CLOCKS..[WOW...WHAT A DAME]..THE QUEEN OF COOL, THE LADY WHO WAITS, SINCE HER MIND LEFT SCHOOL. SHE NEVER HESITATES, SHE WON'T WASTE TIME ON ELEMENTARY TALK, SHES A 2OTH C. FX..[.SEGUE TO NOW]..WHAT RED BLOODED MALE COULD RESIST HER..LIKE " EVE" IN "THE GARDEN", HEY , I'M NOT THAT OLD..WASN'T THERE..LIKE " MARILYN MONROE"..VAVA VA VOOM...MY BFF HAS A CRUSH ON HER..SO DID HIS DAD...POINT OF THIS DIATRADE: TODAYS USAGE OF ENGLISH LANG. SUCKS" ..TODAY'S VERSION OF " FOX", NOT THE 4 LEGGED VARIETY, ALTHOUGH SOME WOMEN SEEM TO HAVE TAILS..REMEMBER " CATWOMAN..[KUDOS TO "HAILLE BERRY"]; TODAYS " FOX=PALES BY COMPARISON..MODEL WEARING SKINNY JEANS, OR XTRA SHORT SKIRT, MANDATORY 1` LEG UP TO CROTCH EXPOSED, "OR  " PLASTICAS
MUJERES' ( DID U KNOW: FACTOID: BRAZIL IS " PLASTIC SURGERY CAPITOL OF WORLD..YES, IT BEATS OUT " BEVERLY HILLS/HOLLYWOOD COMBO...WHAT HAPPENED TO " NATURALLY ENDOWED", NO BONES STICKING OUT( ANOREXIA, BULEMIA, DIET PILLS, ANYONE..REMEMBER " VALLEY OF THE DOLLS" MOVIE..GOOGLE IT..MAN O MAN. THE "DOORS" STILL EVOKE "VISCERAL "REACTIONS, FEELINGS TODAY..YES, US SQUIRRELS HAVE FEELINGS;. TAKE " THE DOORS" IN LIMITED DOSES, IS MY CAUTIONARY ADVISE.YOU JUST MIGHT GO ON " AN ENDLESS FLIGHT TO THE END OF THE NIGHT...ADIOS..
" BLUE MARTINI, INTERNATIONAL MALL, TAMPA FL, " KUDOS TO ALL WORKING THERE; GREAT ATMOSPHERE, FOOD, DRINKS, MANGAGEMENT ( SHOUT OUT TO MR. KIP ). SUGGESTION, TO ALL BANDS TO SOOTHE "SOULS" OF SOME " OLDER" LOYAL PATRJUST A SUGGESTION: PEANUTS SAYS : PLEASE LEARN " STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN, BLACK DOG,& WHOLE LOOTA LOVER" BY " ZEP"; DON'T DISS MS. AMY WINEHOUSE( ALL HER SONGS ARE SUREAL, & REAL).."MS DONNA SUMMER & SADE SHOULD BE ADDED TO YOUR LIST,+ LIONEL RITCHIE W/&W/O COMMODORES..FRANK SINATRA, ANYONE( IT WAS A VERY GOOD YEAR: LASTLY, "JACKSON BROWN  " RUNNING ON EMPTY, STAY"....ROUND YOURSELFS OUT...ONS' :

Friday, June 8, 2012

THE BACKDROP SETTING: " DOORS "THIS IS THE END (BEAUTIFUL FRIEND MY ONLY FRIEND, OF EVERYTHING THAT STANDS, OF ALL REPLIES, THE END,OF ALL LOVE THAT STANDS, THE END, THE END OF SAFETY & SURPRISE, I'LL NEVER LOOK INTO YOUR EYES AGAIN"..YOU GET THE PICTURE..GOOGLE MORRISON'S SONGS..DOES THIS MEAN THE END OF ALL THINGS..EARTH. SOLAR SYSTEM, ETC,( MAYAN CALENDAR PROVED WRONG..NOSTRADAMUS MAY WELL HAVE BEEN AN XTRA TERRESTRIAL....MANY "BLACK HOLES " TO FALL OUT OF..WATCH ORIGINAL " STAR TREK"....DOES IT MEAN " RETURN OF "CHIVALRY...ALL BAD BOYS DO GOOD DEEDS " ??? DOUBT IT...IS IT A "PERSONAL STATEMENT, WITH A DEATH WISH ENCRIPTED???? OR JUST A POETIC MUSICIAN ON ANOTHER " LSD TYPE TRIP "..PEYOTE???..MORRISON'S DEAD, SINCE 7/3/72..HE WON'T HELP..WHY NOT ASK REMAINING DOORS MEMBERS..MY TAKE: LIVE EACH DAY TO THE " HILT..."SEIZE THE DAY"..OR: GET PROFESSIONAL HELP IF YOU KEEP RE-PLAYING SONG, PERHAPS GET INTO NEW "RELATIONSHIP"..TAKE TRIP TO SEE THE " MAHARISHI YOGA" TO SEEK ENLIGHTENMENT". OR PULL COVERS OVER HEAD, & SLEEP IN....SET ALARM FOR " TOMORROW" & SEE WHAT HAPPENS..DO YOU WAKE OR FIND YOURSELF IN " ANOTHER PLACE"......ENOUGH PONTIFICATING"..ADIOS..ZZZZZZZZZZZZ..

Thursday, June 7, 2012

PEANUTS SAYS " AW NUTS. I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU HE WAS A "MISTAKE"..BUT NO ONE ASKED!!!!!!!!!!..SEE MY BLOG :" STEVES PEANUTS THE SQUIRREL" O
N " GOOGLE BLOG BLAZER/BALZER" ,AKA "STEVEANDPEANUTS"..YOU WON'T GET THE "WEATHER FORECAST". OR "GRIN & BEAR IT" TYPE INSIGHTS..JUST A SIMPLE "COUNTRY GIRL'S TAKE ON LIFE, LOVE, RELIGION, POLITICS..STUFF LIKE THAT..JUST ASK MY BFF,,OR MY MA.....
More than half of Americans view former President George W. Bush unfavorably, making him the most unpopular living U.S. president, according to a CNN poll released Thursday. Just 43 percent of people questioned said they have a favorable opinion of Bush, while 54 percent said they view him unfavorably. Two-thirds of Americans, in contrast, said they have a positive view of Bush's predecessor, former President Bill C...

" NEWS UPDATE..." FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE". IT AIN'T JAMES BOND CALLING..TITLE OF #2 FILM..SHAKEN W/A TWIST..WHAT A TWIST..SEEMS NEWS REPORT MENTIONS " HACKING OF MILLIONS OF " LINKEDIN" PASSWORDS..HM..SOUNDS LIKE " INSIDIUOS PLOT..A HOLLYWOOD SCRIPT..NOT " REAL LIFE"..HOW COULD ANY " COMPANY " MAKE SUCH A GRIEVOUS ERROR???. MAKES YOU WONDER..AT LEAST IT DOES ME..IS " INTERNET " SIMPLY A RUSE FOR ENABLING " HACKER CRIME"..POSSIBLY SHADES OF " PROHIBITION DAYS"..FOOD FOR THOUGHT..ADIOS...                                         
" SELF "" CONGRATS"". A PAT ON MY SHOULDER, I MIGHT ADD..COMBINED TWO BLOGS TOTAL " 205 VIEWS AT LAST COUNT"". PRETTY COOL FOR " CUTE, CHUBBY SQUIRREL..SHOULD HAVE STARTED MUCH EARLEIR..WHO KNOWS..GROUNDSWELL SUPPORT BUILDUP MAY LEAD TO " PRESIDENTIAL RUN"...WOULD THAT BE A " KICK IN THE HEAD".."JUMPING JACK FLASH, ITS A GAS..GAS..GAS" SAYS MICK & BOYS..I ALWAYS ADD " KISS MY A....", TO COVER THE OPPOSITIONS POSSIBLE REACTION..SEE YA..HAPPY TRAILS( HOP A LONG CASSIDY )....
" ESMERALDA" IS HER NAME"..A WITCH OR A DAME?? ASK THE " HUNTCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME"....TO ME, ONE IN THE SAME..UNLIKE HUMANOIDS, I DON'T BOTHER WITH THE " OPPOSITE" SEX..LIFE AS A "SINGLE  GAL " , IS THE ONLY WAY TO FLY FOR ME..GO WHERE I WANT, EAT WHATEVER, DRESS, OR NOT, BATH ..CAN'T SEEM TO REMEMBER WHEN..OH WELL..NO BILLS.. INCLUDED W/THE RENT..WHOOPS..RENT FREE TOO. BEST OF ALL,,AM NOT A " SEX" OBJECT",,HA HA ALL YOU MISOGYMISTS OUT THERE.. INCLUDES " HORNY MALE SQUIRRELS "..FORGOT..NO "NEW" MOUTHS TO FEED..LIKE MY "BILOGICAL MA" EVEN MISSED MY FALLING OUT OF NEST..SHADES OF HUMANITY...........THOUGHTS ON A RAINY DAY IN TAMPA...GANG, YOU MISSED A STAND UP CLASSIC ( YES SON, ITS BALCK/WHITE FILM: " HUNCNHBACK OF NOTRE DAME"..STELLAR PERFORMANCES BY MAUREEN O'SULLIVAN( O'HARA)..NOT GOOD W/LAST NAMES, YA KNOW)..& CHARLES LAUGHTON SUPERB AS " MONSTER"..RELIGIUOS DEPICTIOS SEEMES FAIRLY " SPOT ON"..SHADES OF " DANCING W/STARS JUDGES( I DESPISE THAT PHRASE)...SEACREST..COME UP W/ BETTER WAY OF STATING..MAYBE..."BRAVO"( OLD ENGLISH OR ITALIAN)..DO U THINK " "IDOL..X-FACTOR& MISS UNIVERSE ARE NOT " SPOT ON" W/ JUDGING..PERISH THE THOUGHT..REMEMBER MR. TRUMP..JUST A "THOUGHT..NO ONE POINTING THE FINGER OF SHAME YET..ANYWAY, I OWN NO PROPERTY !!!!!!!..CLOCK SATS ..NAPPY..ZZZZZZZZZZZ

Sunday, June 3, 2012

LONELY IS THE HUNTER IN THE NIGHT. LONELY IS THE PREY BEING STALKED, EVER SO ALERT, WHILE REMAINING AT HALF ALERT STATUS.. LIKE THE MERMAIDS OF THE SEAS, DOLPHINS & SQUIRRELS ALIKE, SLEEP W/ ONE EYE OPEN..TASTING THE NIGHT AIR FOR ALARMING SCENTS..OR DISCERNING SOUNDS..WHAT A PRICE TO PAY FOR SO CALLED " FREEDOM "..HOW MUCH IS THE COST OF THIS " FREEDOM"..JUST LOOK AT INFERIOR HUMANOID SPECIE: MAN, OR HOMUS ERECTUS>>DESCENDING FROM "LUCY " OF THE OLDAVI, KENYAN GORGE, YET NO DIFFERENT, EXCEPT FOR BRAIN DIAMETER, TECHNOLOGY & SOCIALIZATION SKILLS..STILL A " BORN KILLER" OF HUMANOIDS & ANIMALS..OH, TO ONE DAY TIP THE SCALES & MAKE HOMUS ERECTUS THE " PREY"..IMAGINE , IF YOU WILL, ME, 10 TIMES MY SIZE, WITH CLAWS, TEETH & POWER TO MATCH..I CAN DREAM ON.ZZZZZZZZZZ..YO DOG.....LOOK OUT..WE ARE COMING...
TO BORROW FROM MANY OTHERS, TO RE-ITERATE : " MAN SPEAK WITH FORKED TONGUE "..FROM MYSELF " NOT ONLY DOES MAN LIE TO FELLOW MAN/WOMAN, HE LIES TO HIMSELF, CREATING FALSE RATIONALE FOR HIS DESTRUCTIVE ACTIONS, WHETHER IN THE NAME OF PROGRESS, OR RELIGION".

Friday, June 1, 2012

TO QUOTE PEANUTS, WITH HER "PERMISSION " ; " RAIN, RAIN, GO AWAY..BRING BACK THAT SUNNY DAY...THIS IS JUNE....LOVE IS IN THE AIR..FLOWERS BLOOM..BRIDES GIVE UP THEIR " VIRGINITY", SO I'M TOLD..IF I COULD BE SO BOLD..WHAT TIME IS IT?? TIME PAST DUE FOR A #1 HIT WONDER SONG...............SEE YA ON " BILLBOARD"....PRIASE THE LORD & PASS THE "HIT "...( COVERING ALL THE BASES .

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

WHATS A POOR BRONX BOY TO DO: LORDI..LORDI..GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY" BACK TO THE FUTURE( WHY CAN'T WE TOO DO IT????)..IS IT POSSIBLE TO MISS THE POOINT. IS BEAUTY TRULY IN THE EYE OF THE PRODUCER, RECORD COMP, ESTABLISHED HIERARCHY???WOMAN..MAN..CHILD..HERE ME HOWL OUT LOUD, FULL MOON OR DAK
KEST NIGHT. POINT : NEW "WANNA BE'S, LIKE ME, @ 63,,WRITING SONGS, PLAYING PRETTY DARN GOOD VIBES, SINCE 4TH GRADE, WRITING ONE OF THE "ALL TIME BEST" LOVE/ROCK/SOULF SONGS IN 1972, + ITS "EPILOGUE"( REMEMBER HARRY CHAPINS 10 YR LATER TAXI EPILOGUE( G=D REST HIS SOUL)..TURNED DOWN BY NYC RECORD COMPS.,DO I GIVE UP, TURN INTO AN ADDICT( WE MISS YOU MS AMY, MR MICHEAL, ETC.....)HECK NO..KEEP ON TRUCKING( T
KANKYOU MR. GARCIA)..G-D DIN'T GIVE ME " PIPES", SO I SEARCH LONG & WIDE, FOR "MY VISION OF AN ANGEL"( SING FOR ME-"PHANTOM")..ALL MAJOR WOMAN ARTISTS WON'T RESPOND TO E-MAILS..WHATS A BOY FROM THE "BRONX" TO DO??DIG IN HIS HEELS, & TRY EVEN HARDER..ALL U " WONDERFULLY TALENTED FEMALE WANNA BEES, OR ESTABLISHED BEES, TAKE AQ CHANCE,, CONTACT ME..WORST CAN HAPPEN, YOU WILL BECOME MORE FAMOUS, POSSIBLE EVEN ADD $$ TO YOUR YOUR COFFERS..STEVE..& BAND CALLED " SELF"......
THANKYOU FOR THE SPACE, PEANUTS OLD CHUM : LORDI..LORDI..GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY" BACK TO THE FUTURE( WHY CAN'T WE TOO DO IT????)..IS IT POSSIBLE TO MISS THE POOINT. IS BEAUTY TRULY IN THE EYE OF THE PRODUCER, RECORD COMP, ESTABLISHED HIERARCHY???WOMAN..MAN..CHILD..HERE ME HOWL OUT LOUD, FULL MOON OR DAK
KEST NIGHT. POINT : NEW "WANNA BE'S, LIKE ME, @ 63,,WRITING SONGS, PLAYING PRETTY DARN GOOD VIBES, SINCE 4TH GRADE, WRITING ONE OF THE "ALL TIME BEST" LOVE/ROCK/SOULF SONGS IN 1972, + ITS "EPILOGUE"( REMEMBER HARRY CHAPINS 10 YR LATER TAXI EPILOGUE( G=D REST HIS SOUL)..TURNED DOWN BY NYC RECORD COMPS.,DO I GIVE UP, TURN INTO AN ADDICT( WE MISS YOU MS AMY, MR MICHEAL, ETC.....)HECK NO..KEEP ON TRUCKING( T
KANKYOU MR. GARCIA)..G-D DIN'T GIVE ME " PIPES", SO I SEARCH LONG & WIDE, FOR "MY VISION OF AN ANGEL"( SING FOR ME-"PHANTOM")..ALL MAJOR WOMAN ARTISTS WON'T RESPOND TO E-MAILS..WHATS A BOY FROM THE "BRONX" TO DO??DIG IN HIS HEELS, & TRY EVEN HARDER..ALL U " WONDERFULLY TALENTED FEMALE WANNA BEES, OR ESTABLISHED BEES, TAKE AQ CHANCE,, CONTACT ME..WORST CAN HAPPEN, YOU WILL BECOME MORE FAMOUS, POSSIBLE EVEN ADD $$ TO YOUR YOUR COFFERS..STEVE..& BAND CALLED " SELF"......

Monday, May 28, 2012

TARGET: MEMORIAL DAY THRU SQUIRRELS EYES...SITTING ATOP CAGE, GAZING OUT,+ LISTENING TO GLOWING NEWS EULOGY TYPE TESTIMONIALS ON CABLE TV....POINT: OK TO HONOR VTETERANS, LIVING & DEAD..GREAT SACRIFICE, ULTIMATE OF LIFE LOST..HOWEVER..U KNEW THIS WAS COMING..EVEN SQUIRRELS CAN READ?????..WHAT ABOUT SENDING A BILL, ( HOW DO U VALUE A LIFE CUT SHORT)..TO ALL THE " FAT CAT POLITICIANS, OIL TYCOONS, MUNITIONS DEALERS, WAR MANUF
ACTURING  SO CALLED DEFENSE COMP'S, & WALL STREET HUSTLERS, WHO WERE, IN MY HUMBLE OPINION, SECRETIVELY THE CATALYSTS FOR THSES UNDECLARED WARS..NAM, IRAG, AFHGHANISTAN, SHOULD I GO ON..DON'T FORGET ALL PREVIOUSLY DECLARED WARS..DO U REMEMBER " JOE KENEDY..APPOINTED AS AMBASSADOR TO ENGLAND, TRIED TO MAKE SEPARATE " PEACE" TREA
TY W/ HITLER..PS. ROOSEVELT RECALLED HIM..DID U KNOW J. KENNEDY WAS ALLEGED TO HAVE BEEN " BOOTLEGGER,STOCK BROKER MANIPULATOR SUPREME..SO MUCH SO..POLITICIANS CHOSE HIM TO HEAD 1ST SEC..THEY SAID: WHO ELSE BETTER KNOWS HOW WALL ST CROOKS OPERATE THEIR SCAMS, SCHEMES, ETC..DID U KNOW HE "BOUGHT" HIS SON'S ELECTION..CHECK OUT GOOGLE..THOSE " CHICAGO" UNION "FAVORS" CAME BACK TO "HAUNT " JOE KENNEDY( HE LOST 2 POLITICAL SONS, U REMEMBER..DO U BUY THE " WARREN COMMSION REPORT"..NO 2ND SHOOTER INVOLVED..JUST AN AMERICAN TURNCOAT RUSSIAN SPY...LOL...HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY..SAVE AN ANIMAL IN DISTRESS..ADOPT AN ANIMAL IN NEED OF A HOME, & SAVE ITS LIFE, TOO....IF SITUATION WAS REVERSED, SEE HOW YOU WOULD FEEL SIITING ON " DEATH ROW" IN A " SHELTER"...........PS. DAD SERVED ARMY AIRCORP, W/ HONORS IN " TO QUOTE ARCHIE BUNKER.." THE BIG WAR"......
DEEP DO..OH BROS. NOW I " STEPPED IN IT..OPENED A "CAN OF WORMS"..MAYBE " PANDORA'S BOX ", POSSIBLY ANOTHER " BLACK HOLE",,,HAD TO PLUG " ORIGINAL STAR TREK..BEAM ME UP SCOTTY"..ALL U " RELIGIOUS" PURITISTS, EVANGILISTS, SELF APPOINTED APOSTELS, PREACHERS FOR PROFIT( DONATE TO MY "COFFERS" & I'LL CURE U/SAVE UR SOUL( MENU COMBO ORDER SPECIAL, BLUE PLATE DAILY SUN SPECIAL, ETC.), SCUZ ME..MY "BENZ", " BENTLEY", ETC, IS DOUBLE PARKED..BE RIGHT BACK.........
HERE'S A THOUGHT: BHUDDA WAS POSSIBLY A COMPILATION OF STORIES, SIMILAR TO THE JEWISH OLD TESTAMENT, ST JOHN OR PETERS"????, RUNNING ACCOUNTS, TOLD FROM THEIR " OWN HUMAN PERSPECTIVE:, OR POSSIBLY WRITTEN BY SEVERAL "ANONYMOUS" HUMANS..OVER TIME..PT #2...CAVEMAN LIVED IN FEAR HIS ENTIRE LIFE..THIS IS A NO BRAINER....LIGHTNING, WEATHER, STARS, ECLIPSE, "DEMONS", THE NIGHT, ALL CONTRIBUTED TO HIS " PARANOIA ",,,WHOSE TO SAY WHETHER " MAN'S OWN SELFISH INTERPETATION" OF THE SUPERNATURAL MORPHED INTO THE " CONTROLLED, HIGHLY PROFITABLE, NOT TO MENTION POWERFULL,,,JUST LOOK AT THE ASSETS OF THE "VATICAN", AN " INDEPENDENT" COUNTRY EXISTEING WITHIN A COUNTRY..REMEMBER, EMPEROR CONSTATINE " ADOPTED CHRISTIANITY" TO STAY IN POWER, & ALSO BECAUSE OF HIS MOM'S INFLUENCE..NOTE: THE ROMANS STOLE MANY THINGS FROM THE GREEKS, WHO STOLD FROM PRIOR CIVILATIONS & CULTURES..DID U KNOW "THE GREEKS" USED "CRUCIFICATION OF ENEMIES, PRISONERS, CRIMINALS" LONG B4 THE ROMANS EVER GAVE THOUGHT TO CRUCUFICATION..MY POINT..ALL ORGANIZED " RELIGION" IS " SUSPECT", AS LONG AS THEIR " HOUSE OF CARDS" SITS ATOP A STACH OF GOLD DABLOONS, ETC, & THEY USE THEIR " OMNIPOTENT" POWER TO INFLUNCE THE WORLD..BACK IN THE CRUSDAES, THE REIGNING "POPE" REC RUITED CRUSADERS FROM THE LOCAL TOWNS, FIELDS,& FURTHER, WITH THE OFFER OF " ETERNAL SALVATION", GIVEN TO PIOUS & CRIMINAL ALIKE.." JUMPIN JACK FLASH, BUT " MICK & THE BOYS MIGHT HAVE ADDED, AS I DO, " KISS MY A__......"..I WOULD RATHER ACCEPT THE NOTION" EXTRA TERRESTRIALS VISIT " THE PLANETS", WHETHER SEARCHING FOR "GOLD" OR OTHER PREICIOUS MINERALS USED FOR INTERPLANETARY TRAVEL,( SEE THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL)& " TINKER W/ LIFE FORMS...SOME SCIENTISTS EXTRAPOLATE E.T.'S CREATED THE RULING PHAROH CLASS, CAUSED THE BUILDING OF EGYPTIAN MONUMENTS, & BROUGHT ABOUT DINOSAUR EXTINCTION, NOAH'S ARK & THE FLOOD STORY, ETC..JOHHNY CARSON SAID MANY TIMES" BUY THE BIT, BUY THE PREMISE"....HMMMMMMMMMMMMM..