"SAMANTHA, THE PERSIAN, THANKS: JOINT ARTICLE:THOUGHT FOR MOMENT: WHOMEVER SAID "LIFE IS LONELY @ TOP" obviously forgot to include anaylsis of "LIFE @ THE BOTTOM", SQUIRRELS( yes, u too, PEANUTS) can do "ally oop" thereby reversing head/tail, in a flash; i've watched "PEANUTS" drinking& eating hanging upside down by 1 or 2 toenails. PERSIANS( take it from me), won't humiliate themselves by trying; HUMANOIDS r pathetic, when emulating "wildlife( don't believe everything u see on "CHINESE GUNG FU( DAVID CARADINE&BRUCE LEE included.).strange, both are "GONE"..u know what rumors float around about CHINESE GUNG FOO ASSASINS( my acupunturist..DR I.SING LEE( certificate on wall from CHINESE EMBASSY states he's "actually an M.D. in CHINA,who fled "RED CHINESE) xplained nuances of CHINESE culture. He would have to adopt me to teach me.GUNG FOO/G GUNG.man, was he "strong" for an 80+ man. Therefore, just because ur PARENT is "FAMOUS< WEALTHY< TALENTED( STALLONE) or OR INFAMOUS,JAILBIRD( no offense to late PETEY)BERNIE MADOFF(BOTH LOST SONS SADLY TOO EARLY. With few possessions & money, comes struggle & suffering, yet one has "LESS" to lose,( you can always buy LOTTO). GHANDI , like BUDDHA, didn't believe in accumulating wealth. ITS TRUE ,NEITHER LIVED IN NYC OR LA.PERHAPS THEY WOULD HAVE BECOME "cabbies". HEY, I DRIVE A STICK...SEE YA. IF PNEUMONIA DOESN'T FINISH ME. MEOW.MAYBE I'LL GIVE "CATWOMAN" A CALL, ASK FOR A VET REFERRAL......LOL

SHAPE OF THE WORLD: PEANUTS SAYS: "WHAT'S GOING ON" (MARVIN GAY). DOES A SQUIRREL HAVE TO GET A "CARRY PERMIT" B4 CATCHING A LATE MOVIE . NUTS,,NUTS. NUTS. CRAZY ROAD RAGE CRITTER KILLERS; REPUBLICAN TEA BAGGERS ; AND LONE WOLF KILLERS. THEY HAVE IN COMMON A WARPED VIEW OF SOCIETY W/ GREAT DEAL OF ANGER. THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF , PERHAPS, THEY WERE TRANSPORTED TO THE MOON..CONDOLENCES TO THOSE "VICTIMS"..

LIFE W/PNEUMONIA:between xtreme hacking(say, maybe there's a reality show there?) & desire to upchuck, between gasps for air, strange, sometimes worthwhile thoughts arise, if just fleeting,that make for inspiring works of art> possibly a "hit song" or "poem" may emerge. makes the "discomfort" somehow more comforting..LESSON: STAY AWAY FROM" town & cntry hospital", in my humble xperience & opinion. they test u for MERCER, then u "contract" PNEUMONIA", AS AN OUTPATIENT..JUMPING JACK FLASH, IT'S A GAS, GAS, GAS. KISS MY A..( I ALWAYS AD THIS PART, HOPE IT'S OK W/ MICK & BOYS.PS. FIND A GOOD LAWYER!!!!!

" THE EYES" :DO U HAVE "LYING EYES"? (HUFF POST STORY)Peanuts says:" eyes..eyes..( better then nays>>lol).to take in the "world", once must see,taste, feel.as aging takes its toll, joints, muscles, fingers, wrists, etc start downward "spiral". "don't shoot till u see whites of their eyes", is famous American Militia said at Bunker Hill or Lexington & Concord skirmish. whoever stated this is still right on. Eyes let u "size up situation", notice any "...danger", appreciate offers of "friendship"( like bowing but keeping eyes on one in front). Eyes stimulate olfactory senses, images, imagination& give "hope", possible escape route) comes to mind; finding buried or ship wrecked treasure, for ex.,) kiss me w/ur "SOUL", "warm me w/ur "HEART", caress me w/ ur "FINGERS", entice me w/ur "VOICE(laughter, purring, sighing,etc.,)embrace me w/ur 'Passionate Arms", please, please please, never LIE TO ME W/UR "EYES".(LISTEN to "EAGLES" GREAT HIT: LYING EYES".speaks volumes..Eyes may/may not be window to soul; yes, "you just can't hide your lying eyes' ( Eagles song).. See More

" TRUTH MUST LIE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN FACT & FICTION. FACT" WITCHES CAN & DO HOLD " PUBLIC OFFICE"..( IS ARIZONA INDEED A "FASCIST STATE" ? IF MORE LEADERS W/CAJUNAS FORMED MOVEMENT TO "RECALL" ( LOOK AT "GREAT ARNOLD S. ASCENSION PATH TO CA. THRONE)..NICE JOB , ARNOLD, I DON'T MEAN AS GOV., BUT AS BEING MAN ENOUGH TO TAKE RESPONSIBLITY FOR O/O/W CHILD( BOTH PARTIES NEED TO KEEP MEN ZIPPED/LOCKED AWAY AT NIGHT).."MANTRA SHOULD READ: "RECALL THOSE B......DS!!. DON'T PAY THEM TO SR.W AMERICA, WHETHER TEABAGGERS, REP. OR DEM,DON'T FORGET INDIES..PEANUTS ON GOOGGLE BLOG BLAZER'S " STEVES PEANUTS THE SQUIRREL" SAYS SO......PS.( DON'T U THINK THE LADY GOV. NEEDS A "REALITY SHOW MAKE OVER?? )

PEANUTS SAYS":"I'LL GET BACK TO U SYNDROME":WELCOME TO THE GENERATION/WORLD TODAY OF CONTINUING BULL..SPECIALITY OF CURRENT CROP OF SO CALLED "LADIES", ESPECIALLY MOST "PROFESSIONAL WORKING/UPWARD MOBILE OFFICE PEOPLE,& THOSE OF "TITLE(VP TRISH CAME TO MIND).& ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY IN " MUSIC&PERFORMING ARTS "WORLD..LADIES&MEN,TOO, "DON'T COME ON W/THE BULL..OH YEH..PRO SINGER, WRITER,MGR.,PARTNER, PERFORMER,ETC,XCEPT NOT CURRENTLY "PERFORMING", "HERE'S MY CARD/#, CALL & ""I'LL GET BACK TO YOU".."LUV TO W.W.W..WORK W/YOU( SING, PLAY.PERFORM, ETC)U LADIES, ESPECIALLY IN "BLUE MARTINI, TAMPA", HAVE A "KNACK" FOR "BULL"..SHOUT OUT" KIP, HAVEN'T HEARD FROM U ONLINE"???OR BY TEL??????. YES, IT'S A "DOG EAT DOG( BETTER TO EAT A DOG ..(SORRY "YORKY), THEN A "SQUIRREL"( ROAD KILL NOT FUNNY, EVEN IF IT COMES FROM "BEVERLY HILLBILLIES)..SIGH..LENNON WAS RIGHT ABOUT "PLASTIC"... OOPS,ALMOST FORGOT THOSE "SPECIAL " LADIES @"NEIMAN MARCUS, CURRENT& PREVIOUS)."HAVE I GOT A SINGER FOR U"..LOL..ADIOS..CREEKS RISING.BETTER BLOW UP RAFT AGAIN..

"SHOUTOUT TO "FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE":..PEANUTS SAYS HELLO "RUSKIES"..DID U KNOW MY BFF'S GRANDPARENTS ON MOTHER'S SIDE CAME FROM RUSSIA( B4 "IRON CURTAIN FELL":WOULD LOVE TO "VISIT", BUT SOMEHOW BELIEVE "AMERICAN SQUIRRELS" ARE NOT WELCOME..HEY, HOW'S "BORIS & NATASHA", ON "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE"? HISTORIC FACTOID: WAS ORIGALLY NAMED "ROCKY, THEN ROCZY, B4 "NOME DE PLUME" OF "PEANUTS". HAS SOMETHING TO DO W/"CHARLES SHULTZ & HIS "PEANUTS" GANG. MAY HE "RIP"( GONE IN 2000). SHOUTOUT TO "WOODSTOCK"..I ALMOST "JUMPED" BONES OF >MIGHTY PETEY", MY BFF'S "LEADER OF THE BAND" COCKATIEL..HAD JUST NAVIGATED W/ ALL FOURS, ON HIS RT SHOULDER, THEN ,BAM, I LEAPED TOWARDS "BIRD BRAIN" ON LEFYT SHOULDER.LOL..U HAD TO BE THERE..THAT CRAQZY BIRD "BACK PEDDLED IN MID-AIR..MUST HAVE BEEN DOING 100 MPHOR MORE, MAY HAVE EVEN BROKEN "SOUND BARRIER" FOR A MOMENT; IN MIDST OF "FLYING FEATHERS" & SQWAK OF PROTEST, "PETEY" ZPERIENCED 1ST HAND " SQUIRREL POWER". TOO BAD HE DIED SEPT 22ND, 2008. EITHER I WOULD HAVE TROUNCED HIS FEATHERS, OR HE WOULD HAVE TAUGHT ME TO LAY" SAX , VIOLIN & PIANO. OH WELL, WE BOTH LOVED ZEPPLIN'S " STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN" AS MUCH AS OUR HUMANOID BFF DOES..SHOUTOUT TO MOST "REQUESTED REQUEST" ON "ROCK RADIO" STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN" BY LED ZEPPLIN..DID U KNOW THEY NEVER RELEASED IT AS SINGLE..HAD TO ACTUALLY "PURCHASE " ENTIRE ALBUM..WHAT A CONCEPT...RECORD ALBUM..THE LP...THOSE WERE THE DAYS..B4 "ELECTRONIC REVOLUTION"..REMEMBER ORWEL'S "1984" NOVEL.."BIG BROTHER IS STILL WATCHING YOU"..ONLY NOW HE USES GOOGLE, FACEBOOK,ETC,& SPY SATELLITES, DRONES TOO??..HEY, HOWS THE " ID THEFT/STOLEN CREDIT CARD BUS. DOING IN OLD "RUSKIE" & AJOINING BALTIC/SLAVIAN REGION..REMINDS ME OF "FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE"..THAT "KILLER ASSASIN WAS EPITOMY OF RUSSIAN SECRET SERVICE & "SMERSH", THANKYOU " IAN FLEMING & jAMES BOND( SHAKEN NOT STIRRED BACK THEN..READ LATEST BONDSOLD OUT TO "HEINEKEN"..UGH..CAN'T ENVISION WHATS HIS NAMECHUGGING, WHILE "HITTING" ON BABES & GAMBLING..HOW TIMES & WORLD HAVE CHANGED...ENOUGH BS..ADIOS..STOLI VODKA, ( CAN'T FOR LIFE OF ME RECALL RUSSIAN PHRASE..U KNOW..LIKE "SALUD", ONLY MANY MORE LETTERS..STOLICHNICOF???????NA..

PEANUTS PROTECTS & PROMOTES "GREATS" W/DEMONS:B4 U DISS LATE MS AMY WINEHOUSE FOR "I THINKS SHE DRINKS A BIT":
WHO said: "walk a mile in a persons shoes b4 attempting to make judgement 'dale carnegie" he knew a thing or 2..ironic, those blessed w/"greatest talents" also "cursed w/personal demons". like other "GREATS" : ELVIS,WHITNEY, MICHEAL, ANDY GIBB, HENDRIX, JANIS, BILLIE HOLIDAY, JUDY GARLAND( LAS
T NAMES FOR THOSE TOO YOUNG TO KNOW& TOO LAZY TO GOOGLE).GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT DUE: RE-AFIRM THERE "BRAVERY & VARYING STRENGTH TO COMPOSE &/OR PERFORM. THAT "PRESERVES" & "PROTECT"S THEM FROM IGNORANCE LIKE "YOURS".STEVE E.( CATS MEOW)(LOVED BY SQUIRRELS WORLDWIDE)

PEANUTS ODE TO WOODSTOCK(LIKE HOMER'S ODESYUS)BLINK& U MISS IT..60'S COMRADRE, SPIRIT OF LIFE, ANTI NAM FOCUS&,NIXON MOVEMENT, ..ALL WOULD NOT HAVE EXISTED W/OUT THE MUSIC:RARE TIME..MUSICIANS..SOME DIED EARLY.(JUST LIKE MS JOPLIN, MS WINEHOUSE@27,MAURICE ROBIN,&ANDY GIBB, MS SUMMER, MS HOUSTON, MR. JACKSON,JIM MORRISON,JIM HENDRIX )ALL PLAYED INTEGERAL PARTS AT VARIOUS STAGES OF TIME. NEVER TO BE REPEATED IN HISTORY OF MANKIND..BORN IN 48", PROUD TO MARCH IN DC ,I STILL CARRY "ITS SPIRIT ON" IN "MY SONGS" SEE "GOOGLE BLOG BLAZER"STEVES PEANUTS THE SQUIRREL".NEVER FORGET.ALWAYS REMEMBER.

"PEANUTS ADVICE COLUMN": "DILEMA" : TO BE OR NOT TO BE??.For all u literary geniuses& afficiando's, don't expect " BILL SHAKESPEARE RIGHT HERE"..Rather, come fly w/me on an imaginary trip to 4th dimension of your mind. WHEN, I PONDER, IS ENOUGH TRUELY ENOUGH. Does one have to ingest "68 hotdogs w/buns b4 exploding. does one have to xperience constant media  "assaut" by both "candidates", whose rhetoric is self-serving: re-elect me, servu ple, or elect me, old chum, not not those bums in Mass.,por favor. Either way, the "truths vs, lies" ads get harder to digest, let alone dicipher. Sigh, will Judge Judy plz come to the " CAPITOL BLDG., THE AMERICAN PUBLIC NEEDS U TO DECIDE WHO "SPEAKS W/ A FORKED TONGUE"..OH, JUDGE JOE BROWN, UR INVITED , TOO. BOTH OF U ARE "HONEST, OF IMPECCABLE CHARACTER, & ABOVE REPROACH, IN MY HUMBLE OPINION( JUST ASK THE FEMALE FAMILY(DAUGHTER) LAWYER; SHE DOESN'T LIE, EVER..SO much for "testimonials". One last thought, "would both "JUDGES" accept the 2 highest offices in America, if there was a quorum of voters?. If either has the time, i need a bit of "helping advice, too". It's written?, no one's beyond help..I bet the Capt ot the TITANIC didn't think this thought while sinking...Speaking of disasters, forget the Great Whites off San Fran., better watch out for "highly radioactive" substances floatin ashore, & what dummy would knowlingly eat the Pacific fish caught there, plz note, Jap Minister already ordered refiring of "REACTORS, at least 1 already online..others to follow..where are the safety improvements..read "COLLUSION OF BLAME" articles on internet..Have u heard its in the Stars, next July we collide w/Mars( the song,sung by "FRANK)not the Mayans or Nostradamus, plz.. Clock keeps ticking..time to take a beating( not xctly how the ad goes for Timex)..ADIOS..ZZZZZZZZZZZ

PEANUTS ADVICE COLUMN: Dilema: what to do with nw "PUSSY"..She is drop dead "gorgeous", of mixed origins( Spanish, Italian,& American).she loves to sit on "your lap"; making "sweet purring" noises, caressing with "loving care"; However, she doesn't get along with the "E.T.dumb Yorkie> Repeated attemps have failed. Do we give up " Yorkie", or "Pussy( Sophia-such a sweet, dignified name).."PEANUTS SAYS " be grateful for new pussy, especially at age of my BFF( u know who-looks like Bullwinkle). Squirrels are very "picky" over who they "hang" with . Time of the essence. What to to do..maybe I'll consult GRAMMA w/ Weggie doll. Could resort to " VOODOO DOLL" of YORKIE. or put out a "CONTRACT"; wonder how much to bump off a dog???? Tune in..should be a cliffhanger..Happy 4th to USA..humanoids should try to put themselves in place of "critters", hiding wherever, trying to get thru " EXPLOSIVE, XTRA NOISY, BLINDING LIGHTS OF ROCKETS, CRACKERS, M 80'S, STADIUM SHOWS. IMPOSSIBLE TO SLEEP, VERY NERVE WRACKING NIGHT, FOLLOWED USUALLY BY ANOTHER XPLOSIVE DAY/NIGHT..WHY NOT LIMIT " ALL FIREWORK DEMO'S,SHOWS, TO BEACHES, SHOPPING MALL PARKING LOTS, & EX-PRES BUSH& FAMILIES MANSIONS..THEY SAY PAYBACK IS A "B...H"..THAT CLAN SEEMS TO BE OVERDUE, DON'T U THINK??.NOTHING "MEAN, JUST LOTS OF NOISE, LIGHTS & SUCH, WHILE THEY SLEEP..FOR SOME OF THEM( JR, ESPECIALLY, WOULD BE CLOSEST PROBABLY CAME TO EXPERIENCING " POWDER XPLOSIONS"( XACTLY WHERE WAS HE WHILE SERVING IN NATIONAL GUARD TOUR TO AVOID OVERSEAS ASSIGNMENT TO A WAR ZONE. ( HOW DOES THAT CCC{{CREEDENCE CLEARH20 SONG GO.."NOT ME, NOT ME,
I'M NOT YOUR FAVORED SON}}.  ANY "TEABAGGERS" CARE TO "DISPUTE" THIS MINUTE DETAIL..HOW QUICKLY WE FORGET WHAT HE DID TO TEXAS ECONOMY AS GOV.,DID I MENTION THE BASEBALLTEAM DEBACLE??..ADIOS..ZZZZZ