PEANUTS ADVICE COLUMN: Dilema: what to do with nw "PUSSY"..She is drop dead "gorgeous", of mixed origins( Spanish, Italian,& American).she loves to sit on "your lap"; making "sweet purring" noises, caressing with "loving care"; However, she doesn't get along with the "E.T.dumb Yorkie> Repeated attemps have failed. Do we give up " Yorkie", or "Pussy( Sophia-such a sweet, dignified name).."PEANUTS SAYS " be grateful for new pussy, especially at age of my BFF( u know who-looks like Bullwinkle). Squirrels are very "picky" over who they "hang" with . Time of the essence. What to to do..maybe I'll consult GRAMMA w/ Weggie doll. Could resort to " VOODOO DOLL" of YORKIE. or put out a "CONTRACT"; wonder how much to bump off a dog???? Tune in..should be a cliffhanger..Happy 4th to USA..humanoids should try to put themselves in place of "critters", hiding wherever, trying to get thru " EXPLOSIVE, XTRA NOISY, BLINDING LIGHTS OF ROCKETS, CRACKERS, M 80'S, STADIUM SHOWS. IMPOSSIBLE TO SLEEP, VERY NERVE WRACKING NIGHT, FOLLOWED USUALLY BY ANOTHER XPLOSIVE DAY/NIGHT..WHY NOT LIMIT " ALL FIREWORK DEMO'S,SHOWS, TO BEACHES, SHOPPING MALL PARKING LOTS, & EX-PRES BUSH& FAMILIES MANSIONS..THEY SAY PAYBACK IS A "B...H"..THAT CLAN SEEMS TO BE OVERDUE, DON'T U THINK??.NOTHING "MEAN, JUST LOTS OF NOISE, LIGHTS & SUCH, WHILE THEY SLEEP..FOR SOME OF THEM( JR, ESPECIALLY, WOULD BE CLOSEST PROBABLY CAME TO EXPERIENCING " POWDER XPLOSIONS"( XACTLY WHERE WAS HE WHILE SERVING IN NATIONAL GUARD TOUR TO AVOID OVERSEAS ASSIGNMENT TO A WAR ZONE. ( HOW DOES THAT CCC{{CREEDENCE CLEARH20 SONG GO.."NOT ME, NOT ME,
I'M NOT YOUR FAVORED SON}}.  ANY "TEABAGGERS" CARE TO "DISPUTE" THIS MINUTE DETAIL..HOW QUICKLY WE FORGET WHAT HE DID TO TEXAS ECONOMY AS GOV.,DID I MENTION THE BASEBALLTEAM DEBACLE??..ADIOS..ZZZZZ