Thursday, October 11, 2012

"DINOSAURS VS. SQUIRRELS: NO S--T SHERLOCK{HOLMES, THAT IS; THE WORLD'S SMARTEST DETECTIVE..FACT OR FICTION..DID U KNOW "JAMES BOND" ACTUALLY IS BASED ON " EXPERIENCES " OF MI5'S IYAN FLEMING, A REAL SUPER SPY}.{ AS FOR "SHERLOCK HOLMES, REALLY DON'T THINK SO.DOYLE CONNOR WAS NO " SECRET AGENT" FOR LONDON}. FLASH FORWARD TO NOW.."PREDATOR VS. ALIEN"..ENTIRELY WITHIN REALM OF POSSIBILTIES, SOMWHERE OUT IN THE GALAXIES BEYOND TIME.{ BASIC QUANTUM PHYSICS..STILL TAUGHT IN SQUIRREL SCHOOLS ACROSS THE WORLD..BUY THE BIT, BUY THE PREMISE{ THATS WHAT LATE GREAT KING OF LATE NIGHT TALK SHOWS USED TO SAY ABOUT HIS " COMEDY SHTICKS"}IN PRE-HISTORIC TIMES, MOST EVERYTHING CAME IN " SUPER SIZES"..DINO WAS "HUGE..( DID CAVEMAN GROOVE ON DEAN MARTIN RECORDS????}. IMAGINE A 50 FOOT SQUIRREL, JAWS THE SIZE OF KING KONG, DRIPPING WITH DAGGER INSCISSORS THAT CUT THRU CONCRETE & STEEL, SNAPPING BONE WITH EASE.. RAZOR SHARP FOOT LONG CLAWS DANGLING FROM EACH TOE{ 8 IN FRONT, 10 IN REAR}..ABLE TO "LEAP" TALL SKYSCRAPERS WITH A SINGLE BOUND. SUPER SENSORS DETECT " PREY" MILES AWAY..AABLE TO " EXCAVATE" AN ESCAPE TUNNEL OR SET AN AMBUSH UNDERGROUND IN SECONDS, THIS IS ONE " SERIOUS BEAST". NO NEED TO HIDE IN " TREES" ROM TERYDACTOLS; WHAT LIVING CREATURE WOULD DARE " RUN" US OVER. OH OH.. NEED A BREAK.TIRED. ROUGH FEW WEEKS. MY BFF HAS BEEN DOWN & OUT, MOSTLY DOWN. HAVE TO WATCH OVER HIM, THE DUMB YORKIE, & STILL BEING " PURSUED" BY NEWEST AQUISITION : SOPHIA, THE SPANISH, ITALIAN PUSSYCAT DOLL. EVEN " GOT OFF MY " SUBJECT", AS THOUGH THIS SORT OF THING EVER HAPPENED B4. REALITY CHECK..NAP TIME. ADIOS. ZZZZZZZPS, NO TIME FOR SPELL CHECK( AS IF I REALLY KNOW HOW TO USE IT}.

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