"DINOSAURS VS. SQUIRRELS: NO S--T SHERLOCK{HOLMES, THAT IS; THE WORLD'S SMARTEST DETECTIVE..FACT OR FICTION..DID U KNOW "JAMES BOND" ACTUALLY IS BASED ON " EXPERIENCES " OF MI5'S IYAN FLEMING, A REAL SUPER SPY}.{ AS FOR "SHERLOCK HOLMES, REALLY DON'T THINK SO.DOYLE CONNOR WAS NO " SECRET AGENT" FOR LONDON}. FLASH FORWARD TO NOW.."PREDATOR VS. ALIEN"..ENTIRELY WITHIN REALM OF POSSIBILTIES, SOMWHERE OUT IN THE GALAXIES BEYOND TIME.{ BASIC QUANTUM PHYSICS..STILL TAUGHT IN SQUIRREL SCHOOLS ACROSS THE WORLD..BUY THE BIT, BUY THE PREMISE{ THATS WHAT LATE GREAT KING OF LATE NIGHT TALK SHOWS USED TO SAY ABOUT HIS " COMEDY SHTICKS"}IN PRE-HISTORIC TIMES, MOST EVERYTHING CAME IN " SUPER SIZES"..DINO WAS "HUGE..( DID CAVEMAN GROOVE ON DEAN MARTIN RECORDS????}. IMAGINE A 50 FOOT SQUIRREL, JAWS THE SIZE OF KING KONG, DRIPPING WITH DAGGER INSCISSORS THAT CUT THRU CONCRETE & STEEL, SNAPPING BONE WITH EASE.. RAZOR SHARP FOOT LONG CLAWS DANGLING FROM EACH TOE{ 8 IN FRONT, 10 IN REAR}..ABLE TO "LEAP" TALL SKYSCRAPERS WITH A SINGLE BOUND. SUPER SENSORS DETECT " PREY" MILES AWAY..AABLE TO " EXCAVATE" AN ESCAPE TUNNEL OR SET AN AMBUSH UNDERGROUND IN SECONDS, THIS IS ONE " SERIOUS BEAST". NO NEED TO HIDE IN " TREES" ROM TERYDACTOLS; WHAT LIVING CREATURE WOULD DARE " RUN" US OVER. OH OH.. NEED A BREAK.TIRED. ROUGH FEW WEEKS. MY BFF HAS BEEN DOWN & OUT, MOSTLY DOWN. HAVE TO WATCH OVER HIM, THE DUMB YORKIE, & STILL BEING " PURSUED" BY NEWEST AQUISITION : SOPHIA, THE SPANISH, ITALIAN PUSSYCAT DOLL. EVEN " GOT OFF MY " SUBJECT", AS THOUGH THIS SORT OF THING EVER HAPPENED B4. REALITY CHECK..NAP TIME. ADIOS. ZZZZZZZPS, NO TIME FOR SPELL CHECK( AS IF I REALLY KNOW HOW TO USE IT}.

"PAIN"..WHEN IT'S TOO MUCH TO BEAR, BEST TO HONKER DOEN, TURN UP " GOOD OLD MUSIC" & WAETHER STORM////NO ONE WILL HELP U..U R ON UR OWN..HANG TUFF. BOYS FROM THE BRONX KNOW HOW..GOT TO TAKE A " BREAK"..TILL THE CREEK DON'T RISE NO MORE. ALL U " SUFFERING POOR SOULS OUT THERE KNOW WHAT I MEAN//PEANUTS , A MERE SQUIRREL, IS ONLY ABLE TO WATCH, WEATHER THE STORM, & JUST PLAIN " WAIT" , AS LONG AS IT TAKES..THANK MOTHER NATURE FOR " CRITTERS"; THEY HAVBE " EMPATHY & " PATIENCE", SORELY LACFKING IN THE HUMAN RACE.. U CAN TAKE THAT TO THE " BANK" OR " CREWDEIT UNION"..ADIOS...

"UNDER WATER, 02 RUNNING OUT,WHAT TO DO?":MAMMA SAID " THEY'LL BE DAYS LIKE THESE" NOKIDDIN'

THRU THE "VALLEY OF DEATH" RODE THE SIX HUNDRED" : QUOTE " GHUNGA DIN" BY RUDYARD KIPLING( A TRULY INSPIRING POEM/MOVIE, IN MY MIND}". YES, SQUIRRELS TOO HAVE MINDS, EVEN READ/WATCH MOVIES{ THOSE LONELY FREEZING, WINTERY NITES..WHAT ELSE TO DO}..LIFE CHANGES IN A FLASH..UPHILL BECOMES DOWNHILL..THOSE " HILLS & VALLEYS"..( FROM "JOHNNY CARSON"}..KING OF NITE TALK SHOWS FOR 25 YRS..LIKE A "NORTHEASTENER", A SOUTHER THUNDER BOOMER, AN ELECTRIC SHOCK, EVEN " THE BITE OF A SQUIRREL"..(DEEP & LASTING}..OF COURSE, NOT I...{REMINDS ME OF " DID I DO THAT" BY "STEVE ERKEL"}..CALL IT BY ANY NAME..WHEN U HURT, YOU HURT..IF U FALL, U GET BACK UP EVENTUALLY..EVEN A " SILENT EVENT{ HEART INFARCTION, STROKE, GAS????? CAN BE OVERCOME..MY " BFF" CAN TESTIFY TO THIS..HEY, WHENEVER HE GETS OFF THE FLOOR, THAT IS..ALL U " SUFFERS " OUT THERE KNOW WHAT U KNOW..IN MAY NOT SHOW TO THE OUTER WORLD..STILL..U KNOW THE PAIN..WHOEVER SAID" WHAT DOES NOT KILL U MAKES U STRONGER", IN MY HUMBLE OPINION, IS " NUTS"( PARDON THIS PUN}.ANY "BODY" CAN TAKE JUST SO MUCH OVERLOAD, SO TO SPEAK..ENERGY RESERVES R DEPLED..U " LOSE" A PART OF U..THEN , IF U SURVIVE, COMES THE REBUILDING PROCESS, TILL ANOTHER " SILENT EVENT"..A PART OF UR MIND " DREADS" THIS "COMING", WHILE ANOTHER PART TRIES TO MARSHAL REMAINING RESERVES..A CONSTANT BATTLE..AGAINST OVERWHELMING ODDS..MY POINT: THRU THE VALLEY OF DEATH MARCHED 600 BRITISH SOLDIERS, WHO WERE CERTAIN TO DIES AGIANST TURKISH CANNON FIRE..A MICROCOSIM OF ANYONES LIFE..HMM. GIVE THAT A " MOMENTS THOUGHT", WHEN U CAN..ADIOS....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

"HOW SWEET IT IS, OR HOW SWEET IS IT?":WHEW..FINAALY GOT MY "BFF" TO RELINQUISH THE "MIKE" ( KEYBOARD}..HE'S "SENTIMENTAL AT TIMES{ "HONEY DRIPPING{ FROM ZEPPLENS'S BLACKDOG; ALL U ZEP FANS KNEW THAT, OF COURSE}. GOT TO GIVE HIM SOME " ROOM TO MOVE"( JOHN MAYALL'S BLUES BREAKERS..HE'S STILL ALIVE& A " GREAT ARTIST"..DID U KNOW..ERIC CLAPTON, MICK TAYLOR, JIMMY PAGE?, & OTHER SUPER STARS PLAYED W/ HIS BANDS OVER THE YEARS..MAYALL PLAYS "HARP,ORGAN/KEYS,WHILE SINGING+SOULFULL GUITAT..SHOUT OUT TO "LATE TENOR SAX, FLUTIST GREAT JOHN ALMOND/ JOHN MARKS: THE ORIGINALS", WHEN "BAND" HAD NO DRUMMER..SO MANY "SUPERSTARS{CHIGAGO LIVE ALBUM, ETC, HAVE PLAYED/RECORDED W/ MAYALL THRU TIME}..JUST " YOU TUBE" IT..U WILL BE " SO GLAD U DID"..TAKE IT FROM ONE " HEP SQUIRREL "..I'VE HEARD SOME OF THE BEST THRU THE AGES{ ON RECORDS/CD'S, OF COURSE.."TOO YOUNG". OH, BY THE WAY, ALL U " MED" STUDENTS, PROFESSIONALS, ETC..QUESTION:ANY SUGGESTIONS ON HOW TO AVOID A SECOND " HEART INFARCTION"?. SEEMS THE 1ST CAN GO " UNNOTICED" AT THE TIME OF ONSET>>HOLD THE PHONE.. DO I HEAR " DUMB YORKIE" BARKING..GUESS SHE'S TIRED OF CHASING "MiSS SOPHIA", THE CAT, & WANTS TO GO FOR A WALK..SO GLAD SQUIRRELS DON'T "GO FOR WALKS" ON A LEASH"..SO HUMILATING, EVEN EMBARRASSING.. US " CRITTERS" ARE " INDEPENDENT CREATURES"..EVEN IF MY BFF PROVIDES MY FOOD & SHELTER, I'M " KING OF THIS CASTLE"..RAZOR SHARP CLAWS & TEETH TO BACK IT UP..MUST HAVE RUBBED OFF SOME OF THAT "BRONX" CHUTSPA, MACHISMO FROM MY BFF..TIME FOR "NAP"..ADIOS..ZZZZZZZZZZ

"DEEP DIVE, AIR RUNNING OUT,THINK,FASTER YET, OR DROWN": JUST A TYPICAL "DAY IN THE LIFE" OF UR'S TRULEY. YES, GAVE UP " DIVING", 1/2/1980.LIFE NEVER BEEN THE SAME.THANKS GRAMMA..U KNEW BEST. STILL FELT "SAFER" 120+ FT DOWN, THEN TODAY. ROSANNA, DANNA SAID" IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING ELSE. OVARIAN CANCER GOT HER YOUNG, TOO BAD. SNL {SAT. NITE LIVE}WAS NEVER THE SAME.MY POINT..THE "OCEAN" WILL NEVER BE THE SAME..MISS IT SO. PEACE. SOLITUDE. EVEN NO HUMANOIDS WHEN DIVING SOLO. JUST FISH, CURRENT, WRECKS, MERMAIDS?????{ EACH TO HIS/HER OWN}SO WHAT IF " JAWS JR." IS LURKING IN SHADOWS, OR IN NITE MIST{ EIRIE "PLANKTON GLOW OF NITE DIVES" JUST DOE NOT LITE UP SHADOWS.. IF UR NAME IS EMPRINTED ON A JAWS MIND, TOO BAD, TOO SAD. ADIOS AMIGOS, AMIGAS. TILL THEN, JUST SUCK IN AIR REAL SLOW, & ENJOY NATURE. IF ONLY LIFE ABOVE WAS SO SIMPLE. POWERS THAT BE, PHYSIOLOGICAL FRAILITIES, DAILY PRESSURES, ALL TAKE THEIR TOLL. HEY, AVERAGE " SQUIRREL"LIVES 6-8 MONTHS, IF LUCK HOLDS GOOD". PEOPLE ARE UNABLE TO "COPE" IN THESE CIRCUMSTANCES, FOR SURE. TAKE THAT TO THE BANK. MAYBE, THAT XPLAINS POLITICS, GREED, PREJUDICE, WAR, POLLUTION, ETC.SAW A "DIVING SQUIRREL" W/ AN AQUALUNG{CUSTOM}, ON A NATURE VIDEO{ NATIONAL GEO., MAYBE. THAT CRITTER LOOKED SO "CONTENT,OBLIVIOUS TO ANY "DANGERS, RISKS". WHAT IF ( JUST BUY THE BIT, BUY THE PREMISE{ PER " JOHNNY CARSON" }. A " TALKING " { TAKES A QUANTUM LEAP OF FAITH HERE}" SQUIRREL"{ NOT "PEANUTS", MIGHT BE "ELECTED " PRESIDENT OF THSES HERE UNITED STATES. SURE TURN SOME ON THEIR " HEADS" LOKKOUT POLLUTERS, HUNTERS, CRAZY DRIVERS, COLLECTORS OF ROAD KILL{ ESPECIALLY THOSE " BEVERLY HILLBILLIES"}.NO WAQR..NO POVERTY..NUTS FOR ALL..

" NOT LIKE A ROCK, BOB SEGER SHOULD KNOW":JUST DROPPED "AP TOP" & SHELF SUPPORTING IT.. MAMMA SAID " THEY'LL BE DAYS LIKE THESE"..IS THIS WHAT SHE MEANT.SHE'S GONE, SO I'LL NEVER KNOW> ALREADY " ERASED" ACCIDENTATLY 2 "INTELLIGENT, EVEN "HUMOROUS", LENGTHY NEW BLOGS IN PAST MINUTES. NOT GOOD W/LAP TOPS, NOT GOOD W/ " COMPUTERS". BEST " UNDERWATER" W/ FISH, DAVY JONES, & "WRECKS"..MY LIFE REFLECTS ABOVE..KEEP "FALLING", HUMANOIDS KEEP "DISSING"{ SHOUT OUT TO GOOGLE CEO SCHMIDT?{ YES , HE "CALLED ME LAST SAT"}..SHOUT OUT TO " HILLS CNTY DIST 3 SHERIFFS DEPT MEMBERS{ LIKE "RUBY & ROMATICS SONG: "OUR DAY WILL COME".NO ONE IS " ABOVE THE LAW", ACCORDING TO GREAT ACTION FLICK BY STEVEN SEGAL : " ABOVE THE LAW"..WON'T GO ANY " FURTHER " HERE"..WHAT'S THE # FOR " JUDGE JUDY" ANYWAY. KEY IS " BREVITY".. FOR MANY REASONS, I'LL CUT THIS SHORT{ TIRED OF "ERASING BLOGS" BY HITTING WRONG KEY/NEEDLESS TO SAY, "LIFE HAS HAD " MANY BUMPS " LATELY". NEED TO " DECOMPRESS" AS "OLD SALTS OF SEA SAY"..LET THAT " JAWS JR." PASS ON BY,",NO NEED TO " CONFRONT" IT. ACTION COULD HEAT UP REAL FAST. APPLYING THIS AXIOM TO "LIFE". BEST TO " RUN, & FIGHT ANOTHER DAY, WEEK, MONTH.."ADIOS..