" U SAY IT'S MY BIRTHDAY"!!: HOORAH. HOOOORA. MADE IT. WHO KNEW? REALLY TRAVELLED FAR. " FELL(HMM..WAS I "PUSHED") OUT OF NEST ONTO " CRUEL MOTHER EARTH", SURROUNDED BY RED ANTS, ABOUT TO BE " DEVOURED"; "NICE " YOUNG LADY" RESCUED ME, REALIZED " RESPONSIBILITY" OF CARING FOR " HELPLESS, HAIRLESS, " PINKY" SQUIRREL"( NOT MY NAME/DESCRIPTIVE CHOICE, HOWEVER, THAT WAS " NOT" THE MOMENT TO " KNOCK HUMANOIDS"..PLENTY OF TIME LATER ON..FATE WAS NOT "MY HUNTER( OLD MOVIE QUOTE:"FATE WAS THE HUNTER"( NO TIME TO " GOOGLE THIS"..HELP UR SELF); MY "TRAIL LED ME TO "MA" & DAD". "MA" JUMPED RIGHT IN W/ DOG(UGH) PUPPY FORMULA, EYEDROPERS& "WARM BOX". "MA"( YES SHE DID) TCARIED ME IN "NEST" TO WORK, NURSING( NOT BREAST FEEDING,( U FEW " DUMMIES") ME W/(UGH), THE FORMULA, TILL I GREW BIG ENOUGH TO REMAIN AT MY NEW ADDRESS( PRIVACY ACT REQUIRES ME NOT TO DEVULGE THIS). "DA", WAS "CHICKEN"; AFRAID TO "DROWN" ME W/ EYE DROPPER FEEDINGS( MUST TAKE CARE NOT TO HAVE FORMULA "LEAK OUT OF MY NOSE", CAUSE THIS COULD GIVE ME PNEUMONIA, OR SUFFOCATE ME>FACTOID IN "EVENT" ANY OF U READERS COME UPON AN " ABANDED BABY SQUIRREL, OR ANY CRITTER. MY " LIFE" HAS " MORPHED" INTO A " SQUIRREL'S DREAM,A VIRTUAL "PARADISE ON EARTH"; A "REFUGE BEYOND A SQUIRREL'S WILDEST DREAMS"( GOT THAT RIGHT..WE SURE DO "DREAM"..FACT IS..GET SOME REALLY GOOD STUFF TO "WRITE" FROM MY " NAPS..ZZZZZ. THE " CHERRY ON TOP" OF MY "CAKE"( YES, I "EAT CAKE..SO, WHERE IS MY BIRTHDAY CAKE, ANYWAY); I HAVE A "PERMANENT BFF", TO CLIMB ALL OVER, OCCAISSONALLY " SCRATCH, EVEN "CHASE"* U SHOULD SEE ME " NIPPING" HIS HEELS>>HE MOVES FOR A " HANDICAPPER" ; HE " BUIYS" ME " PREMIUM" NUTS, FRESH VEGGIES,PLUS MANY OTHER " GOOD THINGS TO EAT, TONS OF TOYS(CHEWABLE, OF COURSE); YES, THERE IS THE "YORKIE"; POOR DUMB BEAST THAT HE IS( YES, HE IS "HOW CUTE"..THAT "REDICULUS PHRASE" WOMEN SEEM TO BABBLE);PLUS, " SOPHIA", THE "QUEEN OF THE DOMAIN", WHO "TOLERATES "YORKIE", WATCHES SQUIRRELS OUTSIDE FROM HER PERCH INDOORS( NO OUTSIDE CRITTERS HERE), AND " DAD" HAS " CONVINCED "THE MIGHTY FELINE HUNTER( PRETTY TORTOISE SHELL COLORING) TO "LEAVE" ME BE; SHE IS "INTELLIGENT", UNLIKE " YORKIE"< & REALIZED "I" AM " PAWS, CLAWS OFF. " WHEW"( I AM A BIT SLOWER( LOST A TOE, TOO), & A " BIT" LARGER. ENOUGH SAID. AN ODE TO LATE " JOHN LENNON'S SONG HERE: " YOU SAY IT'S YOUR B/DAY, YOU ARE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME"..VERY FITTING..CHOW.