blog balzer on google: A squirrel's life varies from day to day. From the simple carefree to the dangerous hair raising . My life is " charmed ". The fickle finger of fate reached out to me at birth . Been " lucky" ever since. Great , if somewhat " noisy " or " stealthy " friends, + a great Ma and Dad. Observations of life just seem to come my way. Join me, won't you. i am getting older and grayer . Peanut .
Friday, July 20, 2012
"SAMANTHA, THE PERSIAN, THANKS: JOINT ARTICLE:THOUGHT FOR MOMENT: WHOMEVER SAID "LIFE IS LONELY @ TOP" obviously forgot to include anaylsis of "LIFE @ THE BOTTOM", SQUIRRELS( yes, u too, PEANUTS) can do "ally oop" thereby reversing head/tail, in a flash; i've watched "PEANUTS" drinking& eating hanging upside down by 1 or 2 toenails. PERSIANS( take it from me), won't humiliate themselves by trying; HUMANOIDS r pathetic, when emulating "wildlife( don't believe everything u see on "CHINESE GUNG FU( DAVID CARADINE&BRUCE LEE included.).strange, both are "GONE"..u know what rumors float around about CHINESE GUNG FOO ASSASINS( my acupunturist..DR I.SING LEE( certificate on wall from CHINESE EMBASSY states he's "actually an M.D. in CHINA,who fled "RED CHINESE) xplained nuances of CHINESE culture. He would have to adopt me to teach me.GUNG FOO/G GUNG.man, was he "strong" for an 80+ man. Therefore, just because ur PARENT is "FAMOUS< WEALTHY< TALENTED( STALLONE) or OR INFAMOUS,JAILBIRD( no offense to late PETEY)BERNIE MADOFF(BOTH LOST SONS SADLY TOO EARLY. With few possessions & money, comes struggle & suffering, yet one has "LESS" to lose,( you can always buy LOTTO). GHANDI , like BUDDHA, didn't believe in accumulating wealth. ITS TRUE ,NEITHER LIVED IN NYC OR LA.PERHAPS THEY WOULD HAVE BECOME "cabbies". HEY, I DRIVE A STICK...SEE YA. IF PNEUMONIA DOESN'T FINISH ME. MEOW.MAYBE I'LL GIVE "CATWOMAN" A CALL, ASK FOR A VET REFERRAL......LOL
SHAPE OF THE WORLD: PEANUTS SAYS: "WHAT'S GOING ON" (MARVIN GAY). DOES A SQUIRREL HAVE TO GET A "CARRY PERMIT" B4 CATCHING A LATE MOVIE . NUTS,,NUTS. NUTS. CRAZY ROAD RAGE CRITTER KILLERS; REPUBLICAN TEA BAGGERS ; AND LONE WOLF KILLERS. THEY HAVE IN COMMON A WARPED VIEW OF SOCIETY W/ GREAT DEAL OF ANGER. THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF , PERHAPS, THEY WERE TRANSPORTED TO THE MOON..CONDOLENCES TO THOSE "VICTIMS"..
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
LIFE W/PNEUMONIA:between xtreme hacking(say, maybe there's a reality show there?) & desire to upchuck, between gasps for air, strange, sometimes worthwhile thoughts arise, if just fleeting,that make for inspiring works of art> possibly a "hit song" or "poem" may emerge. makes the "discomfort" somehow more comforting..LESSON: STAY AWAY FROM" town & cntry hospital", in my humble xperience & opinion. they test u for MERCER, then u "contract" PNEUMONIA", AS AN OUTPATIENT..JUMPING JACK FLASH, IT'S A GAS, GAS, GAS. KISS MY A..( I ALWAYS AD THIS PART, HOPE IT'S OK W/ MICK & BOYS.PS. FIND A GOOD LAWYER!!!!!
" THE EYES" :DO U HAVE "LYING EYES"? (HUFF POST STORY)Peanuts says:" eyes..eyes..( better then nays>>lol).to take in the "world", once must see,taste, feel.as aging takes its toll, joints, muscles, fingers, wrists, etc start downward "spiral". "don't shoot till u see whites of their eyes", is famous American Militia said at Bunker Hill or Lexington & Concord skirmish. whoever stated this is still right on. Eyes let u "size up situation", notice any "...danger", appreciate offers of "friendship"( like bowing but keeping eyes on one in front). Eyes stimulate olfactory senses, images, imagination& give "hope", possible escape route) comes to mind; finding buried or ship wrecked treasure, for ex.,) kiss me w/ur "SOUL", "warm me w/ur "HEART", caress me w/ ur "FINGERS", entice me w/ur "VOICE(laughter, purring, sighing,etc.,)embrace me w/ur 'Passionate Arms", please, please please, never LIE TO ME W/UR "EYES".(LISTEN to "EAGLES" GREAT HIT: LYING EYES".speaks volumes..Eyes may/may not be window to soul; yes, "you just can't hide your lying eyes' ( Eagles song).. See More
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
" TRUTH MUST LIE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN FACT & FICTION. FACT" WITCHES CAN & DO HOLD " PUBLIC OFFICE"..( IS ARIZONA INDEED A "FASCIST STATE" ? IF
MORE LEADERS W/CAJUNAS FORMED MOVEMENT TO "RECALL" ( LOOK AT "GREAT ARNOLD S. ASCENSION PATH TO CA. THRONE)..NICE JOB , ARNOLD, I DON'T MEAN AS GOV., BUT AS BEING MAN ENOUGH TO TAKE RESPONSIBLITY FOR O/O/W CHILD( BOTH PARTIES NEED TO KEEP MEN ZIPPED/LOCKED AWAY AT NIGHT).."MANTRA SHOULD READ: "RECALL THOSE B......DS!!. DON'T PAY THEM TO SR.W AMERICA, WHETHER TEABAGGERS, REP. OR DEM,DON'T FORGET INDIES..PEANUTS ON GOOGGLE BLOG BLAZER'S " STEVES PEANUTS THE SQUIRREL" SAYS SO......PS.( DON'T U THINK THE LADY GOV. NEEDS A "REALITY SHOW MAKE OVER?? )
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
PEANUTS SAYS":"I'LL GET BACK TO U SYNDROME":WELCOME TO THE GENERATION/WORLD TODAY OF CONTINUING BULL..SPECIALITY OF CURRENT CROP OF SO CALLED "LADIES", ESPECIALLY MOST "PROFESSIONAL WORKING/UPWARD MOBILE OFFICE PEOPLE,& THOSE OF "TITLE(VP TRISH CAME TO MIND).& ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY IN " MUSIC&PERFORMING ARTS "WORLD..LADIES&MEN,TOO, "DON'T COME ON W/THE BULL..OH YEH..PRO SINGER, WRITER,MGR.,PARTNER, PERFORMER,ETC,XCEPT NOT CURRENTLY "PERFORMING", "HERE'S MY CARD/#, CALL & ""I'LL GET BACK TO YOU".."LUV TO W.W.W..WORK W/YOU( SING, PLAY.PERFORM, ETC)U LADIES, ESPECIALLY IN "BLUE MARTINI, TAMPA", HAVE A "KNACK" FOR "BULL"..SHOUT OUT" KIP, HAVEN'T HEARD FROM U ONLINE"???OR BY TEL??????. YES, IT'S A "DOG EAT DOG( BETTER TO EAT A DOG ..(SORRY "YORKY), THEN A "SQUIRREL"( ROAD KILL NOT FUNNY, EVEN IF IT COMES FROM "BEVERLY HILLBILLIES)..SIGH..LENNON WAS RIGHT ABOUT "PLASTIC"... OOPS,ALMOST FORGOT THOSE "SPECIAL " LADIES @"NEIMAN MARCUS, CURRENT& PREVIOUS)."HAVE I GOT A SINGER FOR U"..LOL..ADIOS..CREEKS RISING.BETTER BLOW UP RAFT AGAIN..
"SHOUTOUT TO "FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE":..PEANUTS SAYS HELLO "RUSKIES"..DID U KNOW MY BFF'S GRANDPARENTS ON MOTHER'S SIDE CAME FROM RUSSIA( B4 "IRON CURTAIN FELL":WOULD LOVE TO "VISIT", BUT SOMEHOW BELIEVE "AMERICAN SQUIRRELS" ARE NOT WELCOME..HEY, HOW'S "BORIS & NATASHA", ON "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE"? HISTORIC FACTOID: WAS ORIGALLY NAMED "ROCKY, THEN ROCZY, B4 "NOME DE PLUME" OF "PEANUTS". HAS SOMETHING TO DO W/"CHARLES SHULTZ & HIS "PEANUTS" GANG. MAY HE "RIP"( GONE IN 2000). SHOUTOUT TO "WOODSTOCK"..I ALMOST "JUMPED" BONES OF >MIGHTY PETEY", MY BFF'S "LEADER OF THE BAND" COCKATIEL..HAD JUST NAVIGATED W/ ALL FOURS, ON HIS RT SHOULDER, THEN ,BAM, I LEAPED TOWARDS "BIRD BRAIN" ON LEFYT SHOULDER.LOL..U HAD TO BE THERE..THAT CRAQZY BIRD "BACK PEDDLED IN MID-AIR..MUST HAVE BEEN DOING 100 MPHOR MORE, MAY HAVE EVEN BROKEN "SOUND BARRIER" FOR A MOMENT; IN MIDST OF "FLYING FEATHERS" & SQWAK OF PROTEST, "PETEY" ZPERIENCED 1ST HAND " SQUIRREL POWER". TOO BAD HE DIED SEPT 22ND, 2008. EITHER I WOULD HAVE TROUNCED HIS FEATHERS, OR HE WOULD HAVE TAUGHT ME TO LAY" SAX , VIOLIN & PIANO. OH WELL, WE BOTH LOVED ZEPPLIN'S " STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN" AS MUCH AS OUR HUMANOID BFF DOES..SHOUTOUT TO MOST "REQUESTED REQUEST" ON "ROCK RADIO" STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN" BY LED ZEPPLIN..DID U KNOW THEY NEVER RELEASED IT AS SINGLE..HAD TO ACTUALLY "PURCHASE " ENTIRE ALBUM..WHAT A CONCEPT...RECORD ALBUM..THE LP...THOSE WERE THE DAYS..B4 "ELECTRONIC REVOLUTION"..REMEMBER ORWEL'S "1984" NOVEL.."BIG BROTHER IS STILL WATCHING YOU"..ONLY NOW HE USES GOOGLE, FACEBOOK,ETC,& SPY SATELLITES, DRONES TOO??..HEY, HOWS THE " ID THEFT/STOLEN CREDIT CARD BUS. DOING IN OLD "RUSKIE" & AJOINING BALTIC/SLAVIAN REGION..REMINDS ME OF "FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE"..THAT "KILLER ASSASIN WAS EPITOMY OF RUSSIAN SECRET SERVICE & "SMERSH", THANKYOU " IAN FLEMING & jAMES BOND( SHAKEN NOT STIRRED BACK THEN..READ LATEST BONDSOLD OUT TO "HEINEKEN"..UGH..CAN'T ENVISION WHATS HIS NAMECHUGGING, WHILE "HITTING" ON BABES & GAMBLING..HOW TIMES & WORLD HAVE CHANGED...ENOUGH BS..ADIOS..STOLI VODKA, ( CAN'T FOR LIFE OF ME RECALL RUSSIAN PHRASE..U KNOW..LIKE "SALUD", ONLY MANY MORE LETTERS..STOLICHNICOF???????NA..
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)