blog balzer on google: A squirrel's life varies from day to day. From the simple carefree to the dangerous hair raising . My life is " charmed ". The fickle finger of fate reached out to me at birth . Been " lucky" ever since. Great , if somewhat " noisy " or " stealthy " friends, + a great Ma and Dad. Observations of life just seem to come my way. Join me, won't you. i am getting older and grayer . Peanut .
Monday, May 28, 2012
SIGH.....I'VE JUST SEEN THE BOY (HE'S A BIT FURRY) FOR ME. IV'E JUST SEEN A DREAM , APPREARING OUT OF THE MIST, ALL FOURS PUMPING IN UNISON, MUSCLES RIPPLING AS HE LEAPS HIGHER IN THE TREE..HE'S THE ONE..THE ONLY ONE FOR ME..IS HE REAL..OR JUST " AN IMAGINARY LOVER"..PROBLEM... MY WORLD IS INSIDE THE HOUSE OF " BIG DUMB MOOSE", (AKA BFF]..LOVER BOY IS OUTSIDE MY "DOOR", IN REALITY, BRAVELY FACING WHAT MOTHER NATURE THROWS HIS WAY EACH MOMENT, DAY & NIGHT..HOW TO GET "OUR TWO WORLDS TO MEET, TO COINCIDE, TO TOUCH " NOSES", TO " SHARE", TO "ENGEST" EACH OTHERS " SCENT"..WHAT A GULL DARN MINUTE..THIS IS WHAT HUMANOIDS DO, IN THEIR OWN PECULIAR WAY, CALLED " MATTING DANCE"..IS IT POSSIBLE OUR TWO SPECIES HAVE A COMMON DENOMIANATOR, BESIDES THE "EARTH" SPACE WE COMPETE FOR. ???????WHAT A REVELATION..KNOCKS ME OUT. MAY HAVE TO TAKE A "SIP" OF BFF'S SOUTHERN COMFORT WHEN HE'S NOT LOOKING....ADIOS.....LOVERS ENJOY..TAKE THAT 1ST "LEAP OF FAITH", TRUST IN EACH OTHER.....
Sunday, May 27, 2012
"LAND SAKES ALIVE..I GIVE YOU NO JIVE. AT 63, LIFE MAY AT TIMES STAND STILL MOMENTARILY. TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE OPPORTUNITY IS KEY, DON'T YOU SEE. THE FREEDOM IS IN THE MOMENT & THE MOMENT IS IN ME"..QUOTE DIRECTLY & SPONTANEOUSLY FROM YOURS TRULEY, A MODERN DAY " TROUBADOR", STEVE E..PAUSE. TAKE A MOMENT. SMELL THE AIR ( NOT THE ROSES OR CAPPUCHINO}. THEN DIAL UP " GOOGLE BALZER, OR BALZER, TO ...PARTAKE OF THE WISDOM & OBSERVATIONS OF " STEVES PEANUTS THE SQUIRREL". AKA " PEANUTSANDSTEVE"; AKA "STEVEANDPEANUTS". VIVA LA DIFFERENCE..LONG LIVE MARMADUKE. LIVE LONG, WHETHER YOU PROSPER OR SIMPLY EXIST..ADIOS. SIONARO. ARIVADURCHE?? SHALOM..MEOW?? RUFF RUFF..BARK..BARK..( IN SQUIRREL SPEAK)..SPLENDID IS THE NIGHT..TO THE NIGHT BELONGS THE HUNTER/HUNTRESS..DO UNTO OTHERS B4 THEY DO IN YOU?????ESPECIALLU IF THEY ARE HUNTING YOU DOWN....PONDER THE POSSIBILITES..See More
" QUESTION TO PONDER"...WHAT IS TRUE LOVE ??????.AS DR PEANUTS BROS.( PARODY ON DR. JOYCE BROS., FOR THOSE OF U WHO WERE JUST A GLEAM IN UR DA'S EYE)....MA LOVES ME...SHE NURSDED ME 4X DAILY AS A "PINKIE"...DAD UNCONDITIONALLY LOVES ME: HE REFRUSED TO REHAB ME..( I WONT' GO TO REHAB,,NO ..NO.. NO..( PER LATYE GREAT MS. AMY WINEHOUSE), EVEN THOUGH I "SCRATCH, LACERATE, OCCASIONALLY BITE, & DRAW BLOOD ( I DO HAVE A TEMPER..U KNOW HOW GIRLS WILL BE GIRLS).. MY POINT, OR " TAKE AWAY"..U ALWAYS HURT THE ONE U LOVE..(WHO SANG THAT)...DEEP INSIDE IS THE ONLY THING THAST COUNTS.. UNCONDITIONAL LOVE, HUMANOID TO HUMANOID, OR TO BEAST, IS EXACTLY WHAT U PUT INTO IT..PER JOHN LENNON, " THE LOVE U GIVE IS EQUAL TO THE LOVE U MAKE"........MISS HIM & GEORGE....ADIOS..NAP TIME....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..
PSYCHODELIC..ROCK ON..MAZEL TOV TO " BLUE MARTINI, INTERNATIONAL MALL, TAMPA, & TO "KIP"..YOU DESERVE IT..QUESTION U MAY WANT TO ASK?????? DO U WANNA BET??, CAN MY BFF STILL BRING DOWN HOUSE W/ RENDITION OF " I FEEL GOOD", ONLY GODFATHER OF SOUL'S, JAMES BROWN, CAN DO THIS JUSTICE..DID HE REALLY SHOW MICHEAL THE MOONWALK ????..NEED DRUM ROLL HERE..REAL BUMMER. MY BFF WRECKED BOTH KNEES.. IS HE A " SUPER CLUTZ, AN ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN, OR JUST " BORN DEFECTIVE.. MY 4 WHEEL DRIVE " KNEES" CAN DO CIRCLES AROUND HIM..KINDA LIKE " JUMPIN JACK FLASH", W/ OUT MICK & THE BOYS..BEEN BZ " SEARCHING(" LIKE " ENDLESS SUMMERS SEARCH FOR PERFECT WAVE}. ONLY REQUIREMENT : WOMAN HAS TO SING LIKE AN ANGEL, OR CLOSE TO SADE, JANIS, WHITNEY, CAN'T FORGET AMY & MELLISSA {MANCHESTER: MIDNIGHT BLUE, ETC{, CAN'T FORGET BETTE{ MISS DIVINE}...SIGNING OUT FOR NOW..CLOCK HANDS POINTING TO Z TIME..ADIOS....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
PEANUTS SAYS " IT'S BETTER TO HAVE "LOVED AND LOST, THAN NOT TO HAVE LOVED AT ALL"{OF COURSE SOMEONE ELSE THOUGHT/SAID THIS MANY YRS AGO, JUST CAN'T RMEMBER WHO//////CARY GRANT, ELIZABETH TAYLOR, BULLWINKLE, DAFFY DUCK, GHANDI, MAYBE EVEN FREUD OR "AUNT BLABBY" FROM JOHNNY CARSON SHOW......BE HONEST W/URSELF, ALWAYS BEING TRUTHFULL & FAITHFULL, EVEN WHEN " AANGRY{ LIKE A NUCLEAR REACTOR ABOUT TO SELF-DESTRUCT}, OR A SPANISH BULL IN MADRID'S RING, TRYING TO GORE " EL TORO"..IF YOU STUMBLE, EVEN FALL, JUST GET UP, TRY & TRY AGAIN. CUPID ONLY SHOOTS AROWS FOR "DESERVING" COUPLES..GOOD WOOD IS "EXPENSIVE" NOWADAYS.I AM SORT OF AN EXPERT ON "GOOD WOOD"..HOW DO I KNOW THSES THINGS, IF I DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH/// /EZ...WATCHING, LISTENING, TO MY "MA" WHO NURSED ME AFTER I WAS RESCUED, & MY "BEST CHUM FOR LIFE, DAD, WHO LETS ME BOSS HIM AROUND, HIDE NUTS IN HIS CLOTHES, OCCAISIONALLY "NIP" OR SCRATCH HIM. YET ALWAYS "LOVES, RESPECTS" ME,JUST LIKE HE DOES HIS WIFE{ALSO HIS EX
&< CURRENTLY PARTNERS}..A SQUIRREL IS VERY SENSITIVE, PICKIUNG UP " VIBES' JUST AS EASILY AS 'NUT ' SCENTS.......MY " NOSE " KNOWS.......PEANUTS THE SQUIRREL[ FOUND ON GOOGLE BLOG BALZER OR BLAZER].CLOCK ON WALL SAYS NAP TIME.ZZZZ.....ADIOS
&< CURRENTLY PARTNERS}..A SQUIRREL IS VERY SENSITIVE, PICKIUNG UP " VIBES' JUST AS EASILY AS 'NUT ' SCENTS.......MY " NOSE " KNOWS.......PEANUTS THE SQUIRREL[ FOUND ON GOOGLE BLOG BALZER OR BLAZER].CLOCK ON WALL SAYS NAP TIME.ZZZZ.....ADIOS
Monday, May 14, 2012
TUDUUM..FINALLY GOT MY "ASIGNMENT"....ANSWER QUESTION: WHAT IS NATURE OF { RUDENESS }.....ANSWER : IN PART..DEPENDS ON NATURE OF HUMANOID'S HEART....WILDLIFE HAVE IMPECABLE "ROBERT'S RULES" OF ANIMAL KINGDOM.." PHYLOGENY RECAPULATES ONTOLOGY..{ THANKYOU : KONRAD LORENZ } SOCIAL STRATA RIGIDLY ENFORCED..ONLY VIOLATIONS OF TERRITORY RESULT IN " THREATS OF AGRESSION" OR " POSTURING" OR SO CALLED "CHEST THUMPING"[ THANKYOU, LOWLAND GREATER APES ] .HUMANOIDS SO "S.....ED UP, NEVER KNOW.."ROAD RAGE" TYPICALLY FLARES UP DAILY, ALONG W/ ROBBERY, ASSAULT, CARJACKING...YOU GET THE PICTURE..EVER HEAR OF AN "ELEPHANT JACKING"; " GIRAFFE FAST TREE HOLDUP", LION ASSAULT FOR "NIKES" OR "GUCCIS."; NO WAY !!!!!!!!!!!!.. HUMANOIDS GO FROM BIRTH CANAL TO GRAVE, SINKHOLE, OCEAN, ETC..."MEAN."...BORN TO BE PLAIN OLD "NASTY", "GRABBY", "ASSAULTIVE", " COVERTING NEIGHBORS " BEEMER, "SKI DO", EVEN JACKASS, OH I MEAN " SPOUSE"..MOST KUDOS TO "JACK HANNA TYPES". MALE CRITTERS,ENGAGE IN UNREGULATED, UNRESTRICTED "SEX", W/ 2 VARIABLES" :OPPPSITE MUST BE WILLING & ABLE; ONLY DOMINANT "MALES" ENJOY "ACTION"..THANKS TO "DARWIN'S SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, SURVIVAL OF THE SPECIES," ETC..MAJORITY OF HUMANOID MALES WOULD SIMPLY BE PUSHED OUT, BEATEN UP, & REMAIN "HORNY"..SOUND LIKE ANYONE YOU MAY KNOW.. DON'T LOOK @ ME, SUCKERS..CLOCK SAYS "ADIOS", {DIDN'T REALIZE JAPANESE CLOCKS SPEAK SPANISH]...ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Sunday, May 13, 2012
YIKES..SUFFERING SUCATASH....WHAT..AGAIN..HEAR IT IS AFTER 11;30PM..DON'T KNOW XCTLY WHAT GETS ME OUT OF BED..YORKIE RAN OUT OF GAS..WHEW..PUUUU...MUST HAVE SWALLOWED HIS XTRA LONG SIZE TONGUE..AGAIN..TOO MUCH RUFF RUFFING..THOSE :SMALL "DUMB" DOG BREEDS BARK @ THERE SHADOW......SPOOKY....A GREAT DANE WOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER CHOICE..COULD HAVE HITCHED A RIDE TOO..SEE IF ANY "HAWKS" WOULD DARE HANG NEAR A "MARMADUKE"...TAKES A LOT OF "NUTS"..(APPRX. 100 LBS. OF FOOD PER WEEK",,CAN YOU IMAGINE THEM GOING TO BATHROOM////LIKE A SMALL HERD OF BUFFALO PASSING BY YOUR BACKYARD.......FERTILZER FOR 8+ YRS....YES..BIGGEST DOGS LIFESPAN IS SHORTER...LESSON OR "TAKEAWAY"..MAKE MOST OF EACH DAY..MAY BE YOUR LAST..ITS ALSO THE " SQUIRREL MANTRA"..UNLESS WE MOVE INTO YOUR ATTIC..LIGHT BULB JUST WENT OFF. GOT UP TO READ "E-MAIL"..NOTHING INTERESTING..DON'T NEED FREE CREDIT SCORE...NO POINT JOINING CLASSMATES..NEVER GRADIATED..JUST "SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS"..& "SURVIVAL 101 "..."HAND TO FOOT COMBAT".."STEALING BIRD'S FOOD"..: "TEETH GRINDING "{ ALL BASICS..PRE-REQUISITES TO DAILY LIFE}..CLOCK SAYS NITEY NITE..ADIOS..CHOW..SIONARO?????ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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