blog balzer on google: A squirrel's life varies from day to day. From the simple carefree to the dangerous hair raising . My life is " charmed ". The fickle finger of fate reached out to me at birth . Been " lucky" ever since. Great , if somewhat " noisy " or " stealthy " friends, + a great Ma and Dad. Observations of life just seem to come my way. Join me, won't you. i am getting older and grayer . Peanut .
Friday, February 28, 2014
CHANGES,CHANCES,DANCES,QUICK GLANCES: THE COMMON DENOMINATOR SEEMS TO BE FATE; ARE "U" READY TO COW TO "LADY LUCK; OR. LIKE ME, JUST CASTE UR FATE TO THE WIND( AN "OLD SONG{CHECK "GOOGLE"). LIVING AMONG THE TREES MAKES LIFE SEEM "PRECARIOUS", AT BEST, EXCITING OCCASIONALLY, & "BREATHTAKING TOO OFTEN. ( "RUNNING FOR ONE'S LIFE INDEED "TAKES UR BREATH AWAY". OBSERVING MY "BFF" IS INTRICATELY COMPLICATED, PERPLEXING & ENTHRALLING, ADDING A "CHARGE" TO THE MOMENT AT TIMES. SO CALLED "INTERACTIONS" BETWEEN" THE "OPPOSITE HUMANOID SEXES" IS AKIN TO LIVING IN THE MIDST OF A "SOAP OPERA", OR A "LIVING DRAMA" AS OPPOSED TO A " SCRIPTED REALITY SHOW" PASSING OFF AS SUPPOSED " REAL LIFE ENTERTAINMENT". WE CRITTERS HAVE " FEWER VERBAL SOUNDS * LEVELS OF VOLUME. WE CRITTETS "CAN NOT" SCREAM" @ THE TOP OF OUR LUNGS, NOR "CURSE OUT" EACH OTHER". PERHAPS, IT WOULD BE "FUN",CERTAINLY "ENTERTAINING", TO "GROSS OUT" OUR " ENEMIES" AS THEY " HUNT US DOWN". EVEN " CHUG" A FEW BEERS TO GET ALL "WORKED UP" ABOUT LITERALLY NOTHING OF IMPORTANCE( OUR "MATE, NEIGHBOR, FELLOW WORKER( NATURALLY, WE HAVE NO " WORKPLACE TO GO TO, AS WE GO ABOUT COLLECTING NUYS & OTHER ITEMS ON A SOLITARY BASIS)BECAUSE THEY HAVE "PISSED US OFF".NNNNNNOW, DON'T "MISUNDERSTAND"; THAT BEER SOUNDS INVITING( MAYBE AN ENTERPRISING BLUEJAY, BETTER YET A CARDINAL( JUST LOVE THAT "RED" SUIT)WILL OPEN UP A "LOUNGE OR BAR" HIGH UP IN THE FOREST CANOPY, OUT OF REACH FROM ALL( HUNTERS * HUMANOIDS
Monday, February 24, 2014
"WHAT IS TODAY, ANYWAY?? "AND DOES IT REALL;Y MATTER"???:" : JUMPED OUT W/A START. DOG barking( normal); cat sleeping(whew).oh, darn; my " BFF'(dad), is in a "world of hurt(again&again&again)..us squirrels can't do anything..just "wait" for " the "episOde" to "
pass"( same as gas..eventually "all things pass";( GEORGE HARRISON;( R.I.P.). THINGS ARE "BUSY" OUT THERE. "OUTSIDE SQUIRRELS RUNNING AROUND, MTING, BUILDING NESTS, TRYING TO STAY "ALIVE( AVOIDING "CRAZED SCHOOL PARENT DRIVERS( 2X EACH DAY), DAM HAWKS & CATS( OUTSIDE,,,INSIDE, "SOPHIA" SEEMS TO JUST SIT & WATCH; NO MORE "LEAPING ON CAGE BARS", AT LEAST FOR NOW..POINT: SQUIRRELS SHOULD & COULD " RULE THE WORLD"..I " HEAR" A LOT OF "LAUGHTER" OUT THERE!!!!!. ANYWAY, "WE" HAVE "ORDER, NO "POLITICAL BULL"( NO LOBBYISTS( FOR VARIED NUTS, OR PREMIUM NEST SITES, OR " PRETTIEST MATES;).."WE" "CHARGE " EACH OTHER; WE "CHASE" EACH OTHER; "WE" "PLAY A LITTLE, "CCHAT A LITTLE, THEN "CHOW DOWN" ON WHATEVER"..NOT BEING "FUSSY, OR "PRISSY, OR " STUCK UP NO "RICH CLASS GAP HERE TO "ANGER "REST OF THE POULACE"( OF SQUIRRELS, NATCH). "WE" SOUND GENERAL "ALARM"; AND/OR REVERT TO "SILENT RUNNING", ASAP, WHEN "HAWKS SIGHTED"; " WE" SIESTA" QUIETTLY( NO "BOOM BOXES, CAR STEREOS RESONATING TO THE CLOUDS, NO " ARGUMENST, HORN BLARING,ETC. IN CONCLUSION: "WE" SQUIRRELS: LEAVE A VERY SMALL " IMPRINT" ON "OUR" ENVIRONMENT", DON'
T HAVE " TERRORISM TO DEAL WITH; ARE NOT " BEHOLDING" TO SPECIAL INTEREST GROUPS; WON'T "FREEZE " THE "GOV'T" OVER A "BUDGET" CRISIS( "WE" DON'T HAVE ANY )> YOU SHOULD " GET WHERE I'M ALREADY GOTTEN". "HUMANOIDS" NEED TO BE "CONTROLLED, MANAGED & HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR ACTIONS( JUST " GOOGLE" UP LATE " GEORGE CARLIN HIS "4" STATES"( MOSTLY SQUARE IN SHAPE) .TO "CONTAIN"
WORST" OF THE LOT; ALSO "GENERATING " REVENUE".."WE" GUYS/GALS FROM THE "TREES"( YES,WE INCLUDE "GROUND SQUIRRELS/FLYING SQUIRRELS TOO)..SLOGAN MIGHT BE: " BRING YOUR OWN NUTS"( BYON).REMEMBER, "HUMANOIDS" (IN MY HUMBLE OPINION) ARE " MOSTLY BONKERS" ALREADY. TIME FOR NAP. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ(WHOOPS..FORGOT..POINT: ALL " DAYS R THE SAME..NAMES DON'T MEAN BEANS. "WE" LOOK AT "SUN/MOON/STARS" TO TELL ALL WE NEED..( NO NEED FOR WEATHER/TRAFFIC/ECONOMIC,ETS REPORTING>>SAVING "REVENUE"..BYE..
Sunday, February 16, 2014
"HUFF" POST "SAVE UR MARRIAGE W/SEX" ARTICLE RESPONSE""UR SPEAKING lIES..LIES..( FROM THE BUCKINGHAMS, I BELIEVE/CECK IT ON "GOOGLE")..UR +PSYCHO BABBLE,IN MY HUMBLE OPINION, BASED ON FRUED(FATHER OF PSSYCH..SAME "FREUD WHO WAS " A DOCUMENTED "COKE ADDICT" & STUDIED" REPRESSED, VICTORIAN, UPPER CLASS WOMMEN"..WHO'S PULLING TJE WOOL OVER WHOSE EYES..GRANED, U "MAKE A "KILLING, A "GOOD LIVING" PROPEGATING THIS "TRASH" WHAT'S THE MATTER,NOT " SMART ENOUGH TO BECOME A "REAL M.D., NOT EVEN A "SHRINK, YES, I SAY, A " LEGITIMATE/ G.P/, SPECIALIST, ELITE "PROFESSOR @ "MED TEACHING CLINIC, ETC. U BELONG ON " TMZ", OR SOME OTHER EQUALLY " WORTHLESS( IN MY HUMBLE OPINION(PROTECTED BY 1ST AMENDMENT( CKECK "2" JUDE ADJUDICATIONS( "ROSEANNE ARQUETTE" CASE. + "1" OTHER"( CHECK "GOOGLE FOR DETAILS").
Beethoven's 5th SymphonyhEY, YOU..OVER THERE. YOU WITH THAT LONG, FLOWING HAIR, YOU, THE SQUARE OVER THERE, YES, YOU TOO, THE GIRL W/THE WAVY BLACK HAIR..I WAS THERE..WHERE..WHERE..WERE YOU.." I TOO WAS "PLAYING" DA.. DA ..DA.. DAH...."/WITH THE "MEADOWBROOK JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL( TORN DOWN TO BE REPLACED BY TOWNHOMES/CONDOS, EAST MEADOW, LONG ISLAND, NY. + IN SENIOR HIGH(EAST MEADOW HIGH, 1050 CARMAN AVE., OFF HEMPSTEAD TRPKE., EAST MEADOW, LONG ISLAND, NY.{{ 1ST CAHIR, SENCOND VIOLIN( NEVER "PRACTICED..WAS TOO humiliated, it to uncool, to be "seen" "carying a Fiddle case" HOME..TISK..TISK.. "ELECTRIC VIOLINS" SURE DO "WAIL, SCREAM, SERENED,& LEAVE ONE FEELING SWEET & ALL WEEPY.."I KNOW"..DA..DA..DA..DUM>>>(STEVESPEANUTSTHE SQUIRREL" ON "GOOGLE BLOG BLAZER"}}
Friday, February 14, 2014
WHAT A "USELESS?FRUSTRATING "RESTRICTIVE METHOD' DEVISED BY "GOOGLE". 2X'S, NOW 3X''S, " HAVE CONTACTED " CEO OF GOOGLE 2'S..BY THIS..ONE HE EVEN CALLED ME??(HE SAID HE WAS "THE CEO FRO GOOGLE"..UYNFORTUNATELY I WAS IN MIDST OF "CARDIA RELATED EVENT, HAD TO HANG UP,,OH WELL", SH*T HAPPENS"( FROM "THE PREDATOR" MOVOE)..BK TO POINT: RE: MY "STEVESPEANUTSTHESQUIREEL"+ " PEANUTSANDSTEVE", OM "GOOGLE BLOG BLAZER", IS " DSYSFUNCTIONAL": UNABLE TO "PUBLISH" NEW "POSTINGS" TRIED REPEATEDLY..PLZ REPAIS ASAP. I "PROMISE" THIS TIME NOT TO INUNDATE W/"REQUEST" YOUR PRESISH " HELP COMMUNITY" OR WHATEVER U CALL IT." WHO "DEVISED" SUCH A "PROGRAM"..SHAME..SHAME..SHAME..IN MY HUMBLE OPINION " MY " SUCCESSFUL, INVENTIVE, KNOLWEDABLE, INNOVATIVE "ENGINEERING PROFESSIONAL" SON WOULD NOT " ALLOW THIS TYPE OF "HELP SYSTEM/PROGRAM", IF THIS WAS " HIS COMPANY, IF HE WAS THE CHIEF, THE "CEO". WHAT DO U THI K ABOUT THOSE "APPLES". STEVE E.
THAT "ETHERIAL TENOR SAX " CUTS THRU MY SOUL, TAKING ME ON A MAGICAL FLIGHT< SOARING EVER HIGHER TO THE SUN", AND MS. (HELEN) SADE (ADU'S ) VOICE EMBRACES MY HEART & BRINGS ME "BACK TO EARTH" "GENTLY"> THE "CONTRATS" ARE SEEN IN MY " SUN BURNED FACE, FROM "THE SUN'S RAYS'( A SYMBOL OF " HOPE" CACHED IN "PATHOS)> "PEANUSTANDSTEVE" ( ON " GOOGLE'S "BLOG BLAZER"/ALSO " STEVESPEANUTSTHE SQUIRREL")
THAT "ETHERIAL TENOR SAX " CUTS THRU MY SOUL, TAKING ME ON A MAGICAL FLIGHT< SOARING EVER HIGHER TO THE SUN", AND MS. (HELEN) SADE (ADU'S ) VOICE EMBRACES MY HEART & BRINGS ME "BACK TO EARTH" "GENTLY"> THE "CONTRATS" ARE SEEN IN MY " SUN BURNED FACE, FROM "THE SUN'S RAYS'( A SYMBOL OF " HOPE" CACHED IN "PATHOS)> "PEANUSTANDSTEVE" ( ON " GOOGLE'S "BLOG BLAZER"/ALSO " STEVESPEANUTSTHE SQUIRREL")
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