Tuesday, May 8, 2012

' THE RTHYME OF LIFE...EACH MUSICAL NOTE EQUALS YOUR HEARTBEATS..KEY TO LIFEW..POSSIBLY???????? FIND THE EBB AND FLOW{ PEAKS AND VALLEYS}..RIDE THE CRESTS OF GIANT WAVES.. SURF THE CHANNELS OPENING AND CLOSING..AS THE SEASONS FLY BY..TIME HAS NO SPECIAL "BEAT"...ACCEPT...EMPTY YOUR MIND...IT WILL OPEN..TO ENCOMPASS WHAT YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND OR RECOGNIZE..LATER THINGS MAY SORT THEMSELVES..OR YOU JUST MOVE ON....tHAT'S SOME "HEAVYDUTY SOCK IT TO ME PHILOSOPHICAL INSIGHT " FROM A MERE "SQUIRREL BRAIN", SUCH AS MINE..TO THINK, I'M EVEN ABLE TO EMOTE STUFF LIKE THIS...WHAT ARE THE "CRITTERS" OUT THERE "SAYING, THINKING, FEELING"????????? MAN ISN'T NOT THE HIGHEST ORDER OF LIFE FORM...HIS/HER BASIC INSTICT IS FOR "VIOLENCE", WHETHER AS AGRESSION, A SPORT, OR TO SATIATE HIS HUNGER...ANIMALS KILL TO EAT OR TO DEFEND THEIR YOUNG..I VALUE ALL ANIMAL LIFE..DON'T GET ME WRONG...WHAT A "WORLD" IF ALL LIFE WEAS " TRULEY " VEGAN"........HUMANS WERE UNABLE TO FIGHT OVER LAND, RELIGION, POLITICS, RACE, OR "WOMEN"...{ WAS THERE REALLY A " HELEN OF TROY" AND THE "TROJAN WAR", OR MAYBE JUST A "STONED" HOMER???????? GOING TO WATCH THE SUN SET AND MOON RISE..DREAM ON, MAYBE GET WISE ??????FEEL THE BEAT OF LIFE..OPEN MY EYES....DREAM OF A "LOVERS SIGHS".....NITEY NIGHT"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
MORNIN' YA-ALL...EITHER I'VE PUT ON OUNCES OR THESE XTRA TISSUES ARE MAKING FOR A TIGHTER FIT IN MY "BED"....USED TO BURROW DOWN DEEP, NOW MY POINTY EARS & NOSE, EVEN MY CUTE HEAD, STICK OUT..MAYBE "ANGIES LIST" HAS A LISTING FOR "SQUIRREL CONTRACTORS"??????HM....TOO DARK OUTSIDE..CAN'T SEE WHAT MAYBE LURKING AROUND THE BEND..CREEPY CRAWLY SNAKES..VICIOUS CATS...NOTHING LIKE THOSE 2 CUTE "PERSIANS', SAMMY & MAXXIE...IMPECCABLE MANNERS..SO REGAL..EVEN IGNORED "DIVE BOMBING" MIGHTY PETEY...BOY DID I SCARE HIM ONCE..HEY...JUST LEARNING TO WALK/RUN..WASN'T MY FAULT THAT SCREWY BIRD WAS ON THE OPPOSTE SHOULDER I WAS JUMPING TO...MISS " ALL THREE " OF THEM.....THIS EXTRA TERRESTIAL "ZOEY" DOG MUST HAVE DROPPED OUT OF ONE OF THOSE " BLACK HOLES" STAR TREK WAS SOMETIMES FALLING INTO..DOG HITCHED A RIDE BACK TO EARTH..FOR THE LIFE OF ME, UNABLE TO RESOLVE HOW HE SHOWED UP HERE ????????? I'LL WAIT FOR " BE KIND TO DOG DAY " TO THROW HIM A "NUT"...GETTING SLEEPY..CLOCK SHOWS NAPPY..ADIOS...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Monday, May 7, 2012

MAN OH MAN..DID IT POUR OR WHAT ...OOPS..JUST THE SPRINKLERS..FUN WATCHING "CHUMS" OUTSIDE RUNNING LEFT/RT& UP/DOWN TO AVOID BIG SPRINKLER..LOL...LIFE MOVES ON..I GOT TO OPEN MY EYES AGAIN,EARLY RISER..ISN'T THIS SOME SORT OF "VIOLATION" OF " SQUIRREL CODE OF ETHICS"...WE MUST WAIT FOR SUNRISE B4 STIRRING...BEEN PLAYING W/ MY "BUD"..GUESS HE'S A LITTLE SMARTER THAN A BIG DUMB { BULLWINKLE,NATCH} MOOSE. HEY, CERTAINLY NOT A " ROCKY" FLYING TYPE..TOO DANGEROUS FOR ME..MY MISSING FRONT CLAW IS REALLY MISSED BY YOURS TRULEY..STUPID ME..TRIED TO "BURY" NUT IN CREVICE OF "SEARS" VACUMM..GOT STUCK..REALLY FREAKED OUT HUMANS..RUSHED TO VET..WOKE UP MINUS CLAW,JOINT...OH WELL. THE " PAIN KILLER MEDS " KEPT ME HIGH FOR 10 DAYS...CERTAINLY NOT WORTH THE TRADE OFF. I DO NOT ENDORSE ANY TYPE OF DRUGS.I AM OBSESSED W/SEEKING "COOL" PLACES TO HIDE NUTS, ESPECIALLY W/ "SUPER NOSE" DUMB YORKY ALWAYS SEEKING OUT MY HIDING PLACES.. SUPPOSE LIFE WOULD BE SHORTER.MUCH HARSHER OUT THERE..NEED "SPECIAL CONGRESSIONAL{FAT CHANCE} LAW TO ELIMINATE ALL "GROUND BASED VEHICLES..ALLOW ONLY FLYING AUTOS..HECK..LET THOSE "BIRDS" LOOK OUT..HOPE THEY DON'T GET "RUN OVER" UP THERE//SIGH....WISHFULL THINKING..MIGHT AS WELL "NUDGE" MY BUD FOR MORE FOOD. THEN RIGHT ON SCHEDULE FOR NEXT NAP..BET NO ONE KNOWS WE SQUIRRELS CAN TELL TIME..EVER HEAR OF SUNDIAL???????.ADIOS..ZZZZZZZZ

Sunday, May 6, 2012

VEGETABLES FILLED MY DINNER PLATE...SNAP PEA, SPINACH{YUM YUM}{ WHO KNOWS..IT WORKED FOR "POPEYE" }+ SNOW PEA, MICE{UGH} PELLLITS& SUNFLOWER SEEDS W/SOY NUTS..U CAN BUY THIS STUFF @ STORES..ITS TOO DIFFICULT TO "SNEAK" MY OUTDOOR CHUMS INSIDE..IMAGINE WHAT "DAMAGE" & "FUN" THEY WOULD CREATE..ONCE DAD SNUCK DUMB "YORKIE INTO 2 DIF. STORES..THE "10TH SMARTEST BREED COULDN'T KEEP HER "TRAP" SEALED, & THEY HAD TO FLEE..SOME HUMANS JUST DON'T "FEEL" FOR US ANIMALS. SPEAKING OF FEELINGS..I AM "VERY SENSTIVIE"..INSIST ON GETTING MY "BEAUTY SLEEP", INBETWEEN REMODELING/BUILDING "CHEERIOS" NEST BOX..SEE YA LATER ALLIGATOR..DID I SEE ONE JUST SNEAK BY THE BACKYARD??????? HEY, CHUMS, BEST TO CLIMB HIGH & RAPIDAMENTE..ADIOS....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Saturday, May 5, 2012

cAN'T SLEEP..TOO MUCH BROCCOLI,,,GIVES ME GAS..BEEN RE-MODELING..mY "BUD" GAVE ME NEW "CHEERIOS" XL BOX..lots of converting..transporting tissues from other beds..etc..oops..forgot to get a "permit"..KUDOS TO STEVES BRO "BARRY", WAY UP IN LONG ISLAND, LAND OF THE "RED" SQUIRRELS..SEEMS HES BEEN BZ SETTING UNOFFICIAL TYPE SLEEP-IN RECORD..HERE COMES PROBABLY ANOTHER RECORD : VERY 1ST " SQUIRREL SHOUTOUT"......THIS MAY IS BRO BARRYS 1 YR ANNIVERSARY FOR LUNG TRANS.  MY CHUM OFFERED HIS OWN, BUT THOSE SCIENTIST TYPES REFUSED @ COLUMBIA..SEEMS THEY WON'T USE LIVING DONOR. WOULD U BELIEVE MY CHUM "OFFERED , IN JEST, TO COMMIT HAIRY KARI ON BROS DOORSTEP, TO HARVEST HIS ORGAN., WHEW..COULD HAVE LOST MY "BIG DUMB MOOSE" FRIEND, HES SO NEAT TO CLIMB ALL OVER & UNDER HIS SHIRT..ESPECIALLY HIDING NUTS IN HIS POCKETS..THEN ALL I'D HAVE IS "DUMB YORKIE" AND MA..SHES THE GREATEST...FED ME 4X'S A DAY..EVEN @ WORK..MAN, WAS I SPECIAL OR WHAT..little detour..do u know how hard it is to find "good" shoes.ESPECIALLY W 4 FEET,.used to like Florsheim's..crazy over MEPHISTOES ..GREAT WET TRACTION..CONVERSATION W/ SEATTLE, WA. LADY ASSISTANT TO "BIG SHOT" STORE OWNER...SLIGHT PROBLEM IN TAMPA BRANCH..SHES SO SWEET AND A PROFFESSIONAL  AT CUSTOMER SERVICE TOO...MAYBE SHE SHOULD RUN THE LOCAL STORE..WON'T MENTION ANY SPECIFICS. THE ATTY. DAUGHTER IS TOO BZ TO DEFEND MY "CHUM" RIGHT NOW..HAVE TO WAIT FOR SUNUP TO RESUME SEARCH FOR "GIANT" WALNUT.FORGOT WHERE I STUCK IT. AT LEAST I DIDN'T GO OUT ON A " LIMB "THIS A.M., W/MY "HARD-BITING ANALYSIS COMMENTS.POLITICS ANOTHER TIme !!!!!!! IN SPIRIT OF LATE WALTER"CRONKITE"...REPORTING IT AS I SEE IT...BACK TO ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ'S......LATER. ADIOS..AUREVOIRE????????????????face,book.com.COMfacebook.com

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

CANDLE BURNS LATE THIS FATEFULL NITE..is hope lost, love out of sight. what then is my purpose or plight. struggle as i do, w/all my might. forces far beyond my control rule the universe, whjether random or alien, from galaxies removed..it is uyp to the individual to behove. to decipher, to unwind, to find peace of mind. even if never w/one's own kind.. can a blind man hear, will he know what to fear. what awaits eah of our fate's. this little furball doesn't have a clue, and i suspect neither do you..pray as you may, worship false g-ds of stone. sing out of key, trying to play in tune. the finale will arrive soon. in brilliant sunlight or under the glare of the moon. why do wolves howls sound like a bing crosby "croon". affairs of the heart turn into fatal wounds. solace for me keeps looking forward to each full moon,just like the wolves who croon. species far apart, predator and pray,. both await eagerly the coming of day. so why do humans so desparately strive to stay?? to stay alive they resort to faith and pray. only animals believe in the next light of each day. if they live thru the night, their life will again replay. If not, hopefully joy filled their final day..STEVEAND PEANUTS { TWO DISTINCT SPECIES BOUND ACCIDENTALLY IN A SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIP THAT NEITHER COMPRHENDS, JUST ENJOYS.}....TO THIS I SAY AMEN, RAISE YOUR GLASS IN TOAST..EACH DAY DEMANDS OF US THE MOST. NO SPIRIT , NO GHOST, NO FOOLS DREAM, WILL ALTER THIS POST..............

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

pSYCHDELLIC....GOOD GOOLY MISS MOLLY..THERES A MEETIN HERTE TONITE...SQUIRREL OVERBOARD????? WELL, PROBABLY NOT....I FINALLY AM LISTED ON GOOGLE BLOG..FINALLY FOUND MYSELF..TOO BAD STEVE IS LOST SOMEWHERE OUT THERE...HE "REALLY" BELIEVES IN "EXTRA TERRESTRIALS".........enough caps...rough on my sensitive eyes....how ridiculis would i look with glasses??? where to go for an eye exam..certainly not a retail store...too crowded...7:05..already up too early..must return to my "beauty" sleep...ZZZZZZZZ..keep those cards & letters & e comments coming..don't i get 1 nut per word??????